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holy shit this game looks horrible

>>2118870
>2016 videogays
>looks this trashy

>vidya

Because Dave Meltzer is a fucking japanophile who gets off to slanty eyed gooks breaking their skulls with their knees

aka, he's a massive fucking faggot

>5 star match

How can a scripted fake fighting match be rated? Who did better at making it look like they actually got hurt? Who faked moves better?

>>2118862
>Who did better at making it look like they actually got hurt?

le meltz is likely talking about the pachinko dome show so they do it for real

>>2118836
He is thinking that it was much better dealing with Nash and Hogan than it is dealing with all these queer ass millennials

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>>2118836

someone needs to kill Xavier.

Depends, what matches are happening.

>>2118815
The matches are announced at the start of the show.

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confirmed match of history

supposedly there will be a big debut tonight as well, fingers crossed on just the return of suzuki

>>2118765
Hey, Paul!

Based Hunter has worked everyone here at least once.

>>2118765
>>as the leader of the reformed DX, he brought Raw's ratings higher than Nitro's for the first time in 2 years

you quoting yourself Hunter?

>got a pop during his entrance in his WrestleMania debut

Seems that way.

>>2118593
That was the crowd collectively yawning

>>2118587
How good of a wrestler is he?

if you like fight so much, why not watch REAL athletes fight like men instead of having to stage it?

>>2118549
>>2118577
wtf i hate wrestling now

>>2118549
I don't really watch pro wrestling, but I think it's like a TV show. There's an extended universe, a bunch of characters, conflicts and controversies and shit. The appeal of pro wrestling is the same as the appeal of a TV drama, but with more half naked men and cool looking powermoves

why dont they make such based theme songs anymore

>>2118552
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>>2118710

That ratings drop down, no dimes no draw

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

The company will be dead by the time they retire

Sethy-poo will be, silly OP :3c

>>2118538
Seth: by suffering some kind of carrer ending injury or something. He's too dangerous!

>>2118497
Hopefully more than hulk hogan, and less than dean Ambrose.

He's already had more world titles than he has drawn Dimes.

>>2118497
8-12.

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>I only watch WWE

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>I post on /asp/

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>I unironically like hollycuck hulk chokin.

Based haitch killing the biznis

hollycuck hulk chokin is the one who kills ratings

Stone cold brings them up, he's the GOAT

>>2118341
My fucking sides

>>2118318
But Reigns is over as fuck ya jealous lil smark

>>2118318

Literally best comparison to Reigns i can make is Nash.

>>2118318
Stupid comparison, Nash couldn't do half thing reigns does, reigns is athletic and fast and can also do aerial moves, Nash on the other hand was as slow as big show and can barely move in the ring. If anything he should be compared with Goldberg, lesnar or cena

fucking kek

NO ONE SAW YESTERDAY'S HOUSE SHOW!

BUYRATES AT AN ALLTIME LOW

DIMES THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN!

WELL MY NAME IS ENZO ABORING

WHEN I COME OUT, THE CROWD CATCHES SOME CERTIFIED Zs

CAUSE IM A BONIFIED DUD

AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT!

AND THIS RIGHT HERE?

THIS IS BLAND ASS AND HE'S DROPPING THE BALL

AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

BADABOOM THE COMPANY'S DOOMED AND RAW IS RUINED

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VINCE THINKS I'M A DRAW

I KNOW I'M NOT

I GOT THE DRAWING POWER

THAT DRIVES ALL THE RATINGS DOWN

I'M JUST AN ANTI DRAW

(ANTI-DRAW!)

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>>2118230
my fucking sides