*Big Cass and Baron Corbin will both have strong showings
*Tye Dillenger debuts at number 10
*Goldberg and Lesnar eliminate each other
*Strowman dominates and possibly breaks Roman's record for eliminations
*Ellsworth enters and eliminates Strowman
*Dolph Ziggler will have a decent showing before being eliminated because he's a loser
*Seth almost wins but gets eliminated by HHH
>Dolph Ziggler will only go after minorities
>Shaq eliminates Ziggler and Show
>Benoit chants
>Ambrose and Miz eliminate eachother, brawl outside
>Maryse and Renee come out and have an epic catfight
>>2117682
ZIGGLER GETTING SHAZAMMED BY THE BASED BIG DIESEL
Cuck Angle returns
Joey Samoey debuts
>>2117625
Sasha will enter
I just realized I don't care about the Rumble. Fuck.
I get the feeling Bobby Roode will come in around #25, for some reason I can't see Tye Dillenger at #10 mostly because it would be good
>>2117704
You're finally growing out of being an autist who cares about a fake fighting children's tv show, congrats
>>2117625
Nia Jax will enter and eliminate Tye
>>2117707
Bobby Roode's first entrance needs to be gloriously long. Don't waste it on the rumble.
>>2117712
i hope she squashes sami zayn
>>2117711
this
>>2117711
>>2117625
Braun will eliminate at least 5 wrestlers within 1 minute of stepping in the ring
>>2117625
>*Tye Dillenger debuts at number 10
Oh yes please.
>*Strowman dominates and possibly breaks Roman's record for eliminations
Sounds good.
>*Ellsworth enters and eliminates Strowman
Fuck.
>>2117956
i don't want it to happen but ellsworth eliminating strowman sounds like something wwe would do. it would be like that year maven eliminated the undertaker
Sami Zayn and James Ellsworth will work together to eliminate Strowman.
>>2118035
I'd be ok with it if Braun went back in and murdered Ellsworth in kayfabe. They'd have a funeral for James, Braun would go on trial, be found innocent since it occurred in the ring, etc.