>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Phil absolutely destroyed
>>2194444
Quads with 4s confirm destruction of Cuck Man Phil
You've replied to yourself twice now. It's time to accept this thread is a failure and move on with your life.
Rhonda please
>>2194444
THE KEK TRUCK HAS LEFT CHICAGO
KEK MAN PHIL NEVER DREW A DOLLAR BILL
>>2194444
>Phil getting buried this badly
KEK wills it
>>2194444
You kids think you're so funny still talking about me years after I left. Get worked.
>>2194441
This is actually all true, I used to like punk back in 11 but he has turned out to be just a whiny little paranoid bitch
Am I the only one that laughs every time this thread is posted?
>It's been 3 years
>OP IS still S E E T H I N G
BEST
IN
THE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
CM SPUNK BTFO !
>>2194441
DADDY
DADDY WASN'T THERE
>>2195464
wtf i hate drumpf now
felipe BTFO hard
>>2194444
> lip twitch
What did the big dog mean by this
>>2195277
I used to but this version seems bloated and forced with a lot of lame memes in between. I preferred the shorter one which used to be posted
>>2194444
KEK DECREES SEMEN KEK COMPLETELY BTFO