wtf is with all the seth rollins stories at fast food places acting like an autist?
>>2327766
They aren't just stories.
>>2327766
>Just at fast food places
>>2327766
They're parodies of the true story when some of the guys went to a Burger King and Rollins put his dick on the counter, cackling and wheezing.
I wanna watch this to see what the big deal is, but you guys have me scared.....
Please outline specific bad moments/quotes from this that made this segment so hated, before I actually decide to see it. Give me an idea of why it was so bad
It was WWE using two guys whose specialty is being badass and good workers as comedians. And not even good comedy, cheesy unfunny WWE comedy.
>>2327734
So basically it was like that time when Haas and Benjamin dressed up like the APA to mock them. I remember that being cringey too
>>2327738
it is that but way less funny
Who does Tom Phillips facefuck at Wrestlemania?
>>2327664
ur mum
>>2327664
If they don't do Tom vs Byron at WM with Tom winning with a bronco buster then what's the point in having WM this year?
>>2327664
His pink slip.
Imagine I've just signed a contract with wwe. Book me into the main event of wrestlemania 34. Pic related.
You botch a titantron dive spot.
fan who runs into the ring to interfere during the Sasha Banks match to try and profess your love for her -- get your neck broke by security and can't even sue because you you were potentially attempting assault. The next day Sasha posts a snarky tweet about how sad and pathetic you are
If you're from the East Coast, be sure to check out Wrestle Pro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb3EP9zvBA
>Memeback
no thanks.
>>2327290
Pat I'm glad you've dropped the act at this point but you still owe us pre workout samples for shilling this shit here
>>2327290
Sharkboy has the eyes of a broken man.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME IS PAUL BEARER
AND MY CHOLESTROL'S AT IT'S CERTIFIED PEAK
AND IM BONAFIED DEAD
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS THE UNDERCARDER
AND HE'S NEVER DRAWN DIMES
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!
BADABOOM WEIRDOS IN THE ROOM REST IN A TOMB,,, HOW YOU DOIN?
Honestly, Bearer wouldnt have seemed half as creepy if he wasn't obese
>>2327385
When he was slimmer but still had that inflated face... Damn, that was creepy
>>2327249
You're not funny, that was just stupid and awful. If I were you I'd kill myself almost immediately
Who's worse?
>guy who got the company to push him despite having everything against him
VERSUS
>guy who couldn't get the company to push him despite having everything they want
Well this is a tough one...
>>2327147
cryback obviously
watch all the rytards say "hi phil XD"
>>2327156
Good Morning Phillip.
So once Vince is out of the company there will no longer be anyone left to save Kevin Dunn from being fired by HHH who reportedly hates him and want to bring in his own people.
So who should replace Kevin Dunn? Do you think they would ever offer Heyman the job who did a great job producing Smackdown to the point where he made people believe Michel Cole was a good commentator.
Literally anyone would do a better job at Dunn, so it doesn't matter
>>2327099
This is true.
Just the difference in quality of cinematography during Beast in The East shows what a fucking hack Dunn is.
Hey, /asp/, I wanted to get into archery, and was hoping you'd have a good place for me to start, like with what to buy.
I'm now realizing that this board has become 99% wrestling shitposts, but maybe you can still help.
>>2327083
Go to an archery club and try it, they will have bows you can borrow. And then they will be able to tell you what to buy if you still want to go for it after having tried it.
>>2327083
Where in the world are you located? If japan or near japan, find a kyodo dojo. If 'merica, find a range for compound hunting, if everywhere else, find out what is active in your area and go there.
It is better to find people that already do it and learn from them than to learn from the internet. Mainly because archery accidents can send you to the hospital pretty quick.
Go to an archery club if you have one where you live. Take a course to familiarize yourself if you can. If you pick up your own equipment start off with a low poundage bow. 20-30 lbs. My first bow was a 45 lb and after 2 years of using it I downgraded and noticed a ton of shit I was doing wrong. If you want good technique you need to start low weight.
Glove or tab is up to you. Also, what kind of archery do you want to get into? Compound, or recurve? Barebow or olympic style?
Why do many here seem to love seeing indy darlings getting pushed in WWE, while at the same time getting excited whenever they release talent like pic related?
>>2327058
He wasn't released. He left by his own choice.
>>2327058
Because Vince has manufactured a controlled rebellion wherein fans are happy just to see indieshits pushed because they feel like they're not supporting the WWE Machine (they are), yet are also happy when the company is relieved of dead weight like CAWdy.
5D Chess basically.
>Cody
>Talent
Pick one.
Is Vince angry at him?
>>2327037
Yes, not because of the leak, but because he is an adult wearing a tightey whitey
>>2327037
No
Tom did nothing wrong
>>2327037
No, Vince would do the exact same shit if given the chance.
Most underrated themes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exVnHbK6Auc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOEvKOd61DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2nC2LRwiVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDo6LReBdDk&t=104s
>Do you know where that line (B+ player) came from? It was about 1998.. I wrote that Triple H was a solid B plus.
>cunter worst shelmsley
Hello this is Jim from Virginia. Will the WWE ever sign Rate Tank Kellie Skater?
BTFO
Meltzer, September 30 1999
>even though the ratings were a dogfight from April through August of 1998 before WWF took over, the real turn was in the late summer of 1997 and I can remember it clearly. It was the first time I saw the DX ring entrance. It had nothing to do with who DX was, although Shawn Michaels was and still is a fantastic heel. HHH at the time was an unproven guy at the time pushed because of his look, who had gone through one failed push after another before starting to take off largely due to Chyna. But it was the ring entrance and presentation that made DX special, and got everyone associated with DX over as major stars.
>>2327019
BREAK IT DOWN
Predictable.
What's really happening here is that Meltz is so butthurt over Nash calling him out on his faggotry that he is attempting to rewrite history here. I knew this was coming. Soon he will come straight out and try to convince retards that DX was bigger than the nWo.
>>2327019
At no point does he say that in the "quote", what are you Buzzfeed? He just said that he thought of DX as stars.
>RoH and TNA merge
>RoH management in charge
>All current advertising and venue agreements carry over
>Secure agreements to work with Lucha Underground, NJPW, and WCPW
>Global Force, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, and WCPW become semi-official development territories and also agree to talent and storyline sharing
Legitimate competitor to WWE or nah?
So basically every noteworthy wrestling company would have to team up to have a chance at being able to take on WWE?
>>2326992
Not at all.
People watch WWE because its WWE, not because its Wrestling.
>>2326992
Who would win in a fight?
1 WWE or 1 billion outlel promotions?