ITT: Former WWE stars wrestling in bingo halls, high school gyms, and other JUST settings
I'll start. Cody Rhodes v. Kurt Angle.
https://youtu.be/bqU3XMjjIhQ
>>2328627
that looks like a good enough crowd for an indie show
>>2328627
>work a small bingo hall
>pick your own schedule
>get good paychecks from bookers looking to widen their brand
>appear at fun events
>create your own gimmick
>fuck trashy redneck juggalo sluts
>live a comfy life
dont see whats wrong here.
>>2328633
that's because OP enjoys controlled environments and jerks off to OLD DAY segments on WWE Children's Television
what would happen to this board if the following words were banned?
>cringe
>cuck
>seething
>worked
>-etty
>goat
>dime
dunno. tell me anon.
>>2328618
Embarrassing
Cucc
Raging
Tricked
Weak Link
Greatest of All Time
Money
*scratches ass and wipes nose* Dubya dubya ee sucks man, it was better before it went PG. Fucking Vince is out of touch and should die so Haitch can take over. Every time X comes out I change the channel. They should turn Y heel, that'll make him better. Indie wrestlers are the best thing to happen to the dubya dubya ee nowadays. Corey Graves is the best commentator ever, even better than Jim Ross. Japanese wrestlers are better than guys like Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, and The Rock. AJ Styles is the best wrestler ever. Every time I go to an event I make sure to wear my Bullet Club XXL shirt with fake belts on both my shoulders and always throw up the too sweet. I use terms the wrestlers use in the back to show everyone I know what kayfabe is. I chant "this is awesome" even though the match hasn't even started yet.
How dare you insult my wrestling knowledge, you fucking mark.
>OP mad
Love that guy
BTFO
>jobbed to lesnar
>jobbed to overheem
The embarrassing Shanty-Town of Fat Cunt
>>2328572
Jobbing to econoreem is truly pathetic. We're talking about the guy who spent the whole fight against Stipe literally running away in terror before getting knocked out, and Hunt got his face fucking knee'd in by him.
What a joke.
Literally who?
>>2328498
HIV Positively Kanyon
hey nice thread buddy
>>2328433
What did he mean by this?
''please retire''
New era:
52, 50, 40, 39
What did WWE mean by this?
>Ventura: "Hogan is 6 foot 8"
>Monsoon: "Andre is 7 foot 5"
>should be a 9 inch difference in height
>clearly no more than 3 or 4 inches between them
If this is late in his career, Andre's health was already pretty bad and he was probably slouching.
I get your point, but yeah he's slouching and Hogan is a good bit closer to the camera
>>2328389
Andre's height was a work. He was no taller than 7'0''
Bigger than the Superbowl and World Series. Showcase of the Immortals.
The Grand Daddy of them all.
Pretty gay post there friendo
>>2328353
>Superbowl of Wrestling
>Not even at wrestling's hottest has it drawn more than an NFL game between 2 bottom of the ladder teams
got my neurons firing here
>>2328376
Mania 28 was bigger than Jags vs Lions
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'3
>Big dick
>Multiple 5 star matches with AJ Styles and Kevin Owens among others
>Is a sports entertainer, completely vanilla and indie free
>Wouldn't take any more of the smark's shit
>Exposed Punk
>Exposed Cena
>Exposed Jasethy
>Exposed Deanetty
>Exposed /wooo/
>Exposed Squared Circle
>Exposed Wrestling Forum
>Best heel or face of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Outsold Oreowens and Jasethy in Event Ticket Sales
>Was able to elevate himself from a Shieldetty To one of the greatest wrestlers of all time
>Was universally over with everyone, even the smarks secretly
>Was the best part of RAW
>Amazing Speaker
>Chosen By Based Vince
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best matches
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to reddit's bullshit
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by many respected names including Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bret Hart
>Was held by Hulk Hogan as a child
>Is best friends with Dean Ambrose
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Oreowens on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The League of Nations
>Was brave enough to face Brock Lesnar in his first Wrestlemania main event
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>2328302
GOAT
>Roman will be a first ballot hall of famer without a shadow of a doubt
How does that make you feel, smarks?
u just copied the taker one
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK his best match
>Gave HHH his best match
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried DDP
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>2328154
Standing with literally the only Samoan in the world who isn't his cousin.
>>2328154
Christ, he looks even more ridiculous standing next to the Rock.
>>2328154
THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
>There's no holding me back
>I'm not driven by fear
>I'm just driven by anger
What did he mean by this?
>>2328109
That nothing can hold him back, that he's not driven by fear and he is driven just by anger
>>2328160
/thread
The man instantly turned his Titantron into one of the most disturbing pieces of video ever
A Titantron with Benoit in a dark room screaming angrily at a little boy
If I was the guy that came up with that idea for the video, I would be an alcoholic by now
what two wreslting commentators would you choose to listen to
>>2328011
Vince and Punk
>>2328011
Joe Rogan solo commentary.
>>2328011
monsoon and heenan
Was Bubbah Ray Dudley supposed to get some kind of push back then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0R4BKmZ6_w
>>2327965
>that sign
>>2327965
He was getting a title push, hurt trips and was back with D-von in a matter of weeks
>>2327965
>1998
The fuck, this wasn't 98 it was like 2003.
I'll start with Big Show.
Never in my wildest dreams thought I would ever legitimately enjoy a Hornswoggle match, but they pulled it off
Say what you will about Undertaker but he helped Jeff get massively over in this match and propelled him in his career.
" its gonna happen" always gives me goosebumps
>>2327815
Bretcuck still seething that Meltz rates Flair higher than Shitman?
>>2327815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJlh1cRJDA