Is Kevin Owens literally /ourguy/?
Owen, Droz and Pillman on the computer. Sad.
How big is his dick?
He's a manlet so I would assume pretty small
>>2329276
hands, ears and nose look average so I don't think other extremities are going to be that much bigger
Average length, thicc as hell
- High Spots
-Flippy shit
- Dont' sell and counter 5-6 times till anyone sells
- Springboard flips to give smarks orgasms.
- Swear a Lot
- Deliberately show off so that smarks think it is "Ring Psychology"
There you go "Storytelling at it's Finest"
- I am Not Vader or Cornette just a guy who found a deduction.
(Saw it in some indie show, clickbait pro wrestling and THAT Ospreay-Ricochet match)
>>2329156
hey jim cornettey
>>2329167
Oh Hai Rusetty. Oh wait, are you Steenetty then ?
>>2329171
>Cornette rants about people who actually have/had an impact on the business (Kenny, Owens, Russo)
>never drew a dime himself
What was his fucking problem?
>b-but muh midnight express
MY NAME IS FINLAY
nd i luv ta foight
>>2329146
And I love to fuck my dwarf son
i'm a bit out of the loop. why is a typically bad Raw line-up a pay-per-view? i thought PPV were big exciting seasonal events like Royal Rumble.
Because it's a Raw ppv
>>2329083
Roster split
>>2329293
whats the incentive to pay for another Raw broadcast though? doesn't even seem like there's special stipulation matches. the event seems to be based on getting a WM spot from what i can gather, but that just seems to devalue the regular weeklies a bit.
NJPW is the best PURORESU.
you filthy gaijins should watch real man's fighto!
Japan is No.1!!!
>26,000 (packed)
>>2329017
it fills all the seats
meanwhile all i see is nothing but empty seats in tha W W E
Why didn't he want people to piss him off?
Limited guitar budget.
>>2328985
why does this thread need posted every day?
This thread is about the cruiserweight division
Current Cruiserweight Champion: Adrian Neville
Top 10 Power Rankings:
1. Adrian Neville
2. Jack Gallagher
3. The Brian Kendrick
4. TJ Perkins
5. Cedric Alexander
6. Akira Tozawa
7. Tony Nese
8. Gran Metalik
9. Noam Dar
10. Lince Dorado
>Kendrick that high
>Tozawa that low
>>2328975
Well Kendrick right now looks stronger than Tozawa with all his lessons.
>>2328970
based catboy shouldn't be #10. He is good and pure and never deserved to be a jobber. :(
fuck indie darlings, Indian darlings when?
Who /BigKnifeManju/ here?
>>2328956
Is he a draw?
Auntie champ when?
BLACKED
who is that
BLEACHED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWj8Q4d4RJw
finna kek
>>2328902
basedcarter
Was 2007 the GOAT time in WWE history?
>Khali's run
>Batista's run
>Punjabi Prison match
>MVP and Matt Hardy's feud
>Vince McMahon's illegitimate son
>Umaga
>Jeff Hardy
>Randy Orton's legend killer gimmick peaking
>New ECW
>HBGay's return
>King Booker
>Carlito
I can go on and on. How do people not find this to be the greatest year ever in WWE history?
>GOAT
>Khali's run
Well that was a thread.
>>2328872
Khali was "foreign big man" done right. Also helps that he drew the Poos
>>2328872
seek a clue
The day wrestling lived.
>>2328804
>after this match we had Cena and HHH win
it lived and then died immediately after
Omega vs okada
Then:
>YOU STAND THERE AND TALK YOUR NONSENSE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO WALK OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA THE WWF CHAMPION WELL THE ROCK SAYS GATHER UP EVERY SINGLE DREAM YOU HAVE HAD SINCE YOU WERE A KID SHINE IT UP REAL NICE TURN THE SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
>YOU LOOK SO CONFIDENT RIGHT NOW WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TO SUNDAY WE CAN GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT HERE NOW THE ROCK IS GONNA MARCH IN THAT RING TAKE YOU ON A TOUR TO THE CORNER OF KNOW YOUR ROAD BOULEVARD TURN RIGHT INTO JABRONI DRIVE AND CHECK YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL. BUT FIRST FOR MY MILLIONS
>AND MILLIONS
>OF FANS.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS. COOKING
>*camera pans to college bros and hot women
>goes to gorilla positions asks vince and pat what they could have done better, then goes to the bar with the boys to create long lasting memories
Now:
>Fine Speech
>Suffering Suckatash Mr. Challenger! April 2nd is the date of WWE's Wrestlemania in Orlando Florida. *asks crowd for 1 minute silence as they mourn the dead from night club shooting*. But I don't want to figh chu I wan da UNDATAKA! You know what happens to stupid idiots when they get in my way huh? You just made the list! *dabs*.
>I would come down there and kick your butt but instead our great general manager Mick Foley the rest of the show to be dedicated to divas! *crowd boos vehemently* Oh man I'm sorry I mean the lovely women of wrestling! *crowd start's chanting women's wrestling*. Thank you for your time hosting city, let's go local team! *selfies with planted celebrity*
>goes straight to the hotel to play video games
What the fuck happened?
A senile old man and his idiotic daughter insisted on scripted promos with any deviation being severely punished?
ya finna seething pinhead
Now, anon, I think you may be exaggerating just a bit on the latter example there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04
Name a better promo
Name a better """""heel""""" babyface
Kurt Angle
CM Punk in the "Do I Have Everybody's Attention Now" MITB promo
Based Big Match JBL Dropping truth bombs and having a pretty nice title run