Then: >YOU STAND THERE AND TALK YOUR NONSENSE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE

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Then:
>YOU STAND THERE AND TALK YOUR NONSENSE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO WALK OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA THE WWF CHAMPION WELL THE ROCK SAYS GATHER UP EVERY SINGLE DREAM YOU HAVE HAD SINCE YOU WERE A KID SHINE IT UP REAL NICE TURN THE SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
>YOU LOOK SO CONFIDENT RIGHT NOW WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TO SUNDAY WE CAN GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT HERE NOW THE ROCK IS GONNA MARCH IN THAT RING TAKE YOU ON A TOUR TO THE CORNER OF KNOW YOUR ROAD BOULEVARD TURN RIGHT INTO JABRONI DRIVE AND CHECK YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL. BUT FIRST FOR MY MILLIONS
>AND MILLIONS
>OF FANS.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS. COOKING
>*camera pans to college bros and hot women
>goes to gorilla positions asks vince and pat what they could have done better, then goes to the bar with the boys to create long lasting memories

Now:
>Fine Speech
>Suffering Suckatash Mr. Challenger! April 2nd is the date of WWE's Wrestlemania in Orlando Florida. *asks crowd for 1 minute silence as they mourn the dead from night club shooting*. But I don't want to figh chu I wan da UNDATAKA! You know what happens to stupid idiots when they get in my way huh? You just made the list! *dabs*.
>I would come down there and kick your butt but instead our great general manager Mick Foley the rest of the show to be dedicated to divas! *crowd boos vehemently* Oh man I'm sorry I mean the lovely women of wrestling! *crowd start's chanting women's wrestling*. Thank you for your time hosting city, let's go local team! *selfies with planted celebrity*
>goes straight to the hotel to play video games

What the fuck happened?