Does anyone know of any easy rituals i can do to have a better life.
>>19358095
Pic related
>>19358154
Keep posting these. I always clean up just a bit more every time I see one.
I'll get sorted out eventually.
I've experienced a lot of spooky shit in my short life time, but some of it just doesn't make sense.
Nearly every house i've been to has had at least one thing happen to me, and i cant explain how or why it happened.
The only mental illness i have is depression, and while it may explain some of the things that happened to me, it doesn't explain why my friends sometimes felt it too. Or saw it too.
For example, one time my friend stayed over and we both slept in the living room, only she didnt fall asleep as fast as I did. She swears that at some point during the night i got up and just stood in my room for 30 minutes. Not doing anything, just standing. I have never slept walked before or after that, and of course i dont remember it happening.
What the fuck is happening to me.
>>19358074
Just sounds like random coincidences. Also, how would you know if you sleep walk if your asleep? I've only sleepwalked once in my life as far as I remember, and it was definitely strange, like I had half memory of the sleepwalking occurring. Nevertheless, it's just a natural occurrence.
Also, if you and your friends are seeing things, your likely just producing a case of mass hysteria, like what occurred during the witch trials. The fact that multiple people are seeing this and not just you, rules out schizophrenia and leads me to believe mass hysteria
>>19358074
About 3 years ago I found out from my uncle (who can see and talk to ghosts) that there was some "old man" that was following me
At the time, I thought my uncle was making shit up just to rib me. I never could figure out what the hell was going on with me at the time, but let's just say I was going through some tough times. If you believe in auras, my aura was constantly gray for that time period.
Point being that, this old man or ghost just kept following me. I wasn't spiritually aware enough to sense or feel him, but from what I was told from my uncle and later on sister's ex was that this ghost enjoyed watching me struggle and suffer. Every time some troubling shit would happen this fucker was always present. I remember being in bad moods all the time and I partly believe it was due to him.
I never slept walked or anything like that anon. However, during those times I did experience sleep paralysis more often times then not.
The only way I was able to get rid of him was getting blessed. I don't mean just praying to God to bless you, but also possessing a blessed item of some sort.
My uncle is a Buddhist I'm Christian. Doesn't matter. Long story short, I got rid of him a long time ago when I had my jade necklace piece blessed by monks.
Soon after that, it all stopped. My life was back to normal, my mods were better, and I haven't been haunted or spooked since
Hope this was somewhat helpful
I know i havent slept walk because it would be impossible for my family not to notice. Small ass house, dad stays up to ungodly hours, and there's a good portion of my life where i've shared rooms and they said i didn't get up once. And it wasn't untill weeks after thet stayed over that they told me about it, and it can't be explained away as mass hysteria because I hadn't said a word to her about anything at that point.
Hello /x/, this is my first time posting here, but something quite strange has happened. I live in the UK and I was getting ready to go to sleep, although precisely at 3:03 am I heard 3 distinct knocks at my door, and when I answered no one was present or even in my street. Does this have any meaning or am I being superstitious?
that shows a blatant mockery of the holy trinity. You have a very blasphemous and dangerous demon on your hands. Oh Boy.
UPDATE: I went into the bathroom to get some water and the tap was already running. I am now officially worried.
Who the fuck answers the door after 12am? It's never good news.
9:23
ive been seeing this number show up everywhere i look...
it was 3:29 when I read this, spooky
>>19358052
I get 333 every day
>>19358052
http://www.shepherdministries.net/home/rosh_hashanah_countdown
found this im not sure what it means though oh and
What's you honest opinion on this man?
>>19358046
Probably the greatest mind humanity has produced.
Stuck in the 70's
It would be nice to read more of his occult / alchemical works, but I don't think very many of them are available online.
Tell me, is this spiritual?
I'm also interested in this subject
>>19357928
If you want it to be.
>>19357928
no it's bullshit to filter out the morons
Idk why but lately I've been feeling bettter Spiritually. I've suddenly not had Hatred, and my Anger levels have decreased to the point where I rarely get angry. Also my Lust has gone down too. I've also had Prophetic Dreams often, and I feel more connected to God. Is this is sign that God is trying to save me before the end times?
I've also not had Envy or Jelousy. I've also not been materialistic, and I've been non depressed, and my levels of Stress have lowered.
God would want you to save yourself and help others.
>>19357916
Yeah, it explains why people on here have been having the same Experiances. It's quite odd, i've studied Revelations and concluded that the world may end within 50 years.
Hey anons, is there a legitimate way to use magic to kill yourself? Better yet, how could I summon demons to fite me to make my last few years of life interesting before I go?
>>19357832
If you're going to get that good at something, just to use it to kill yourself, you're probably worth more than you think.
I mean, probably. But desu it seems easier if you just head to the top of an apartment building and jump.
True story, a suicidal teenager once stole a spell from an experience mage that was meant to kill the target. Said teenager cast the spell with intent to sudoku. Little did said teenager know, the spell causes the target to become suicidal enough to commit suicide, so the teenager mostly became more miserable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9jWLUKptEk
>>19357745
What kind of peeping tom shit is this OP?
>>19357745
>someone creeps on a random cunt
>nothing pertinent to /x/??
>explain op
Part of an old ARG that was cancelled for some reason I don't remember. Think peeps were harassing the creator.
/x/ I was talking to this dude in his 50s, and he told me that time runs way faster than it was running 30-40 years ago
Is it true? Could Cern (or HAARP, or any of that technology) make time run faster?
>ufw you realise we already passed half of 2017
Thank God it goes fast, now my 15 hour work days will seem shorter. wait nvm they're still fucking 15 hours
It runs faster the more used you get to things
YES YES YES FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED.
People keep talking about how this is because 'my life is busy' or 'youre old now' and shit but the same happens every day. Minutes feel shorter when I'm cooking.
A few years ago it used to be enough to use 5 minutes of cooking for some things and now at 10 it still feels raw. I can't follow my grandma's cooking book anymore and it used to work just fine for decades. I sense the same with music. A 4 minute track doesn't feel as long either.
Maybe it has something to do with magnetic fields and hotter sun? or am I looking too hard into it?
Here's my story for you, /x/. Starting about a month ago, I have been finding wasps in increasingly odd places. It all started when I took off my shoe after a day at work and found a crushed wasp in there. I had never taken off my shoe, but I figured maybe it snuck in somehow. Whatever. About 2 weeks later, I found a wasp inside of my toothbrush as I went to clean my teeth. I flushed it down the sink as soon as possible because, duh, it's a wasp. Today, I have been followed by a wasp for quite a ways and one desperately tried to break into my car while I was parked.
I'm starting to think I'm being followed by wasps. What's happening /x/? Is there a wasp god I pissed off? Is it the same wasp, coming back from the dead each time to hunt me?
Pic related is what every wasp looks like. Yellow with black stripes.
>>19357696
>in your toothbrush
Youre going to have to explain that one.
Fuck off, Catholic scum!
>>19357746
I was going to brush my teeth and a crushed wasp fell out when I lifted up the brush. This was odd because there was no logical way for it to be crushed, unlike the one in my shoe.
Q. Is Hypnosis real?
A. Its all in your head.
Q. Is it possible over the internet?
A. Yes. Its all in your head.
Could you perform an example on me?
>>19357675
Close your eyes. Now keep reading. Visualize the words as if you hadn't closed your eyes. Keep reading until you feel deeply entranced.
Tada,
>>19357695
how the fuck am I going to read with my eyes closed you absolute cunt of a man
Hey magickfags - I'm a practicing LHP sorcerer and a theistic satanist - but I've kind of hit a roadblock. A big, comfy, armchair-shaped roadblock.
I'm thinking about building myself a curriculum of sorts over the next week or two. Anyone have any advice on what to start practicing and studying?
shameless self upgoat
>>19357539
take yourself to limits outside what you'd call normal...I don't care if it means talking to people you've never met or climbing a mountain.
>>19357539
drink some dog blood
Hey, guys. Evidence indicates that humans are not unique in possessing the neurological substrates that generate consciousness. Non-human animals, including all mammals and birds, and many other creatures, including octopuses, also possess these neurological substrates. So, do you believe that other animals could've reached human-level civilization given the right time and conditions?
Which group of animals would be more likely to be like us? Insectoids? Another kind of mammals? Fish? Octopuses? Let's think about it.
You're dumb as fuck.
Dolphins, bro. Dolphins.
>>19357346
Would you explain why, please?
When did this come out?
How much of it is bullshit?
Hey, I wonder if this is the same Anonymous Author as the Book of Aquarius.
The writing style seems similar to me.
>>19357298
Throw a tl;dr in there with some backstory, why don't ya. I'm American. You're asking a lot of me right now.
>>19357298
Where can I read this online for free?