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Hey anons, is there a legitimate way to use magic to kill yourself?

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Hey anons, is there a legitimate way to use magic to kill yourself? Better yet, how could I summon demons to fite me to make my last few years of life interesting before I go?
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>>19357832
If you're going to get that good at something, just to use it to kill yourself, you're probably worth more than you think.
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I mean, probably. But desu it seems easier if you just head to the top of an apartment building and jump.
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True story, a suicidal teenager once stole a spell from an experience mage that was meant to kill the target. Said teenager cast the spell with intent to sudoku. Little did said teenager know, the spell causes the target to become suicidal enough to commit suicide, so the teenager mostly became more miserable.
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>>19357832
Fo realz. I want to fight demons little bit.
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>>19357832
Apparently, yes.

Pick a bottle and https://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI
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>>19358256
http://biblehub.com/greek/5331.htm


>op asks for mystical suicide and you want quality?
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>>19357832
Well, a couple of my teleportation experiments have dumped me into deep space with only seconds to get home before asphyxiation. Maybe try teleporting outside the atmosphere.
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>>19357832

You don't fight demons physically, retard.
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>>19358091
it was a hell of a ride though kek
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>>19358291
I'm too pleb to know how to teleport
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>>19357832

take drugs and fuck off
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>>19357832
step one: get a chainsaw
step two: skin ya ass raw
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are you dying beiber?
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You should just break bad and rebel.
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>>19358434
dammit

Now that song is in my head.

YOU ARE A BAD BAD MAN. In return I am going to make you feel old
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