Name a more perfect woman. That's right, you can't.
Ass too big.
Hair too silky.
Lips too succulent.
Masturbation desire too high.
>>385218725
>ass too big
she is very nice
Would Bowser kill Mario if he had a change? Also why does he kidnap Princess Peach?
Bowser "kidnaps" Peach.
Mario "defeats" Bowser.
Peach "rewards" Mario.
The best interpretation of the Mario series is that the whole thing is an elaborate, completely consensual BDSM game played between the three of them.
>>385218721
>but hey thats just a theory
>>385219123
A gaym theyryyy
>This is what the Final Fantasy series has slumped down to
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.epicactiononline.ffxv.ane&hl=en
What were they thinking?
>>385217321
>NeithOF is samefagging because he got exposed
>Trying to shitpost on XV THIS fucking hard
You are the biggest cunt in existence NeithOF. That isn't even made by SE, it is just a fucking licensed game no different than all those avengers or Star wars games you see.
>>385217608
>Defending this shitty cash grab licensed by square enix
FFXV sold so bad that they have recoup their losses through these mobile game scams
ITT: NPCs being NPCs
>>385216427
is this stalker?
>Only 4 pics of Lavenza on Rule 34
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>2017
>still no 34 of Sadayo Kawakami large insertion/gape play
Why is this allowed?
Double the loli, double the fun.
>>385216059
have you checked pixiv
>underpowered console
>identity issues - not sure if it wants to be a home console or handheld
>32GB
>launched with exactly ONE good game that was a fucking port
>launch was a fucking abomination, with defects out the ass
>3 hour battery life
>gimmicks out the ass (and not even revolutionary ones)
>released at the worst time - march
>very little third party support and very little promise of it
>majority of games for it are multiplat indies and neo geo
Why the fuck are people buying this thing? All things point to it being a flop... yet it's selling. Is this just a notoriously loyal fanbase? But then I hear even normies want it. What the fuck is going on?
>>385213879
>launch was a fucking abomination, with defects out the ass
So how's that beeping microwave going for you Sonybro? or as you like to a call it, that "PS4" lel
Their games are mostly family friendly and easy to play, thus variety of people enjoy it regardless of their age, gender, etc. And the fact that they have party games like smash brothers even further reinforce it
>>385213879
it's going to have the first full 3D Mario since Mario Sunshine instead of this linear FFXIII hallway bullshit we've been getting since Galaxy
ITT: Tracks where the composer went "Just fuck my shit up."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGIN2jkZVjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q
ok NOW the thread can end
inb4 retarded yoshi song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZodEG8SJDaM
okay /v/, let's see them desktops.
NO CLEANING UP EDITION
>>385211782
Im on phone
>make desktop icons for games
>don't play them
>>385211782
I hate shit on my desktop apart from the recycle bin
Tomoooo, what's wrong buddy?
>it's a spicy C-DOT drop that gets the whole squad killed in 2 minutes episode
>It's an "AlpacaPatrol brags about how cool he is" episode
>It's an "Dan is an obnoxious cuck and everyone placates him because he's a bigger celeb than them" episode
>>385211108
>It's a LGW is a proud try-hard furry and everyone is fine with this episode
European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Super Hot
NEXT: Grand Theft Auto IV
THEN : I Wanna Be The Co-op
STREAM 2: EggoMania
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed :^) )
first
>male reaser
>about the game or the event
>female reader
>Where do you live :)
>What food do you like :)
>What games do you like :)
>Can I buy you dinner :)
tits or get out
You literally cannot defend this.
>>385208492
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
DaS2 wa just people fucking around with the level editor, slapping random tiles together
What a trash game
>>385208492
>>385208576
Fun fact, the elevator was supposed to go down, but they literally fucked up and left it as it was.
B-Team is full of retards.
What did they mean by this? That she's tasty like pork burger?
>>385208424
>this is considered fat to japs
That she's fat like a pig.
>>385208424
No, that she is fucking THICC
IT'S
STILL
FAILING
>KS backers are starting to receive their physical copies of Mighty Number 9
>It's just an empty box, no actual disk or anything
>You have to assemble the box yourself
>It also comes with a manual>The manual doesn't fit in the box
https://twitter.com/Isfet/status/889955595272560640
Wow, that's pretty fucked.
>>385208359
>https://twitter.com/Isfet/status/889955595272560640
Is this fag wearing nail polish?
>>385208359
They do it on purpose in order to stay a relevant meme. Pathetic.
Senran Kagura
http://gematsu.com/2017/07/senran-kagura-new-title-presentation-2017-set-august-1
>Marvelous and Honey∞Parade Games will host “Senran Kagura New Title Presentation 2017″ on August 1 at 18:00 JST, the companies announced. It will be live streamed on YouTube and Niconico.
>The 90-minute broadcast will include the announcement of new title(s), as well as the latest information on Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura, which is in development for Switch as a Nintendo eShop title.
>>385206835
Okay.
See you in 5 days.
>>385206835
>Asuka and Homura in the announcement pic as it should be
Has the cancer finally been defeated?
>>385206835
>Aug 1
Cool, time to get my jack off on
You ready to explore some new branded areas in the crystal deserts, anon?
>>385204561
And who gives a shit?
I don't
Post asuras
>>385204646
I do. The Brand is pretty cool area in the main game. Also, Charrs are better.
>>385205141
>Charrs are better