Would Bowser kill Mario if he had a change? Also why does he

Bowser "kidnaps" Peach.
Mario "defeats" Bowser.
Peach "rewards" Mario.

The best interpretation of the Mario series is that the whole thing is an elaborate, completely consensual BDSM game played between the three of them.

>>385218721
>but hey thats just a theory

>>385219123
A gaym theyryyy

>>385218292
>Would Bowser kill Mario if he had a change?
nope
>Also why does he kidnap Princess Peach?
he probably doesn't even know himself

>>385219395
Thanks for watching!

According to Super Mario Bros.

Peach is magic and can reverse bowser's evil so he kidnaps her so she can't save the mushroom kingdom

Mario kills people to save peach

Mario can't die because he makes too much money

>>385218292
he killed mario a lot of times already

mario also throwed him on the lave several times

nintendo is the devil, a pastor once told me

>>385218721
heroes don't "charge" for their services tho
name one that does from fictional universes, not police or fuhrers

>>385222793
Star Fox

Change? Bowser is poor? Thats why cant contract some murderers?

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>>385218721
are you saying bowser enjoys denial?

The real question is what's his plan with peach anyways? He's like 12 feet tall his dong must be at least 3 sizes too big for her

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>>385223387
they dress each other of course!

>>385223387
he wants to rule the mushroom kingdom

it's not sexual

would you want to have sex with germany's prime minister if you wanted to rule the german kingdom? no

>>385223218
Shifting between the two roles of masculine aggressor and humiliated weakling, in an ongoing cycle.

The real answer is Mario is stuck in Status Quo, in an episodic series that tries to absolve itself from continuity. Yet it is impossible to completely freeze status quo or have no continuity.

So status quo moves at a glacier pace, and the mounting questions of "Why doesn't Peach/Mario/Bowser do THIS" keep rising, unintentionally warping a "no canon" approach into a bizarre meta situation. And the longer it goes on the worse it's going to get.

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>>385223387
>He's like 12 feet tall his dong must be at least 3 sizes too big for her
Yes, and?

>>385225016
>worse
All it means is that they become more self-aware of the roles they are playing, which has been the case ever since SMB3 was a stage play.

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>>385225573
>was a stage play
Explain the water levels then sweetie.
And I think you mean SMB2

It's like Batman and the joker or sideshow Bob and bart. It's just a game between bowser and mario and peach is trapped in the middle

>>385225573
The negative results of stagnant status quo can be held off for awhile but befall any series the longer they go on.

I would make a Simpsons comparison, about how they've become so meta its impossible to view their kabuki outside of this meta light, compromising their ability to deliver entertainment - but I don't have to since NSMB already exists, and the negatives of that series are readily apparent.

Luckily Odyssey is trying some fresh ideas, though only some and mostly through gameplay, so it's really a bandaid solution.

>>385226050
Miyamoto confirmed it

>>385226291
don't have any fucking idea what you're on about here, most people aren't autistic enough to care about the story in fucking Mario games

bowser thread?

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>>385226859
I wish bowser was my dad!

>>385226774
Of course you don't sweetie

>>385222793
Any kind of mercenary. They still need money

>>385226050
SMB2 was a dream, SMB3 was a play. That's why the beginning is the curtain opening and the stages end with the back drops cutting off.

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>>385226859
Every thread is a bowser thread if you try hard enough

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>>385227064

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>>385226859
Bowser is great and all but his kids are better.

>>385225016
>>385226291
>>385227064
and I thought the guys arguing over Zelda timelines were annoying

>>385227513
>his kids
But he only have one kid…

>>385226859
junior is better

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>>385227657
Adopted kids sweetie.
Book for SMB3 said they were his kids. And Miyamoto cant change this.

>>385222793
Geralt.

>>385222793
Heroes For Hire

>>385227890
NES or Famicom because NoA loves switching around lore

>>385222793
Gintoki Sakata

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>>385228084
Both had it actually.

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>>385227513
This.
I can't get enough of the male koopalings and jr.

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>>385226859
"Why are you smiling? Aren't you scared of getting slammed by my body?"

>>385228084
>he isn't a lore DJ

>>385218292
He tries killing Mario all the time. Like in Galaxy 2. Don't you tell me his planet-sized fists deliver non-lethal KOs.

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>>385228367
This guy gets it.
Wendy and Leston can eat a Railroad spike tho.
Jr. has another chance at art since he plays a big role in M+R and deviaintart and tumblr and friends love their crossovers games.

>>385218292
he always tries to kill mario. he breathes flaming fire balls aimed at mario, but mario is super mario in the mushroom kingdom. so mario is more durable and adamant then if he were in the real world.

>>385228603
Guess it helps M+R looks like a really fun game to play. Mostly likely will happen but I hope the final boss is Bowser and the kids.

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>>385228603
>Rabbids
Somehow I feel this might be an exception.
Still, some of the Smash art was fun

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>>385228603
Did Bowser fucked the Road Runner or something?

>>385218292
It's a roleplaying game instigated by princess Peaches fetish. After she gets "kidnapped" she waits for Mario to defeat Bowser who then fucks him while Peach watches.

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>>385218292
>Would Bowser kill Mario
Otherway around actually. Mario just doesn't do it because it's fun seeing Bowser try so hard to uncuck himself.

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>>385228867
Tumblr and Deviantart are known to jump on very unlikely ships.
Epic Mickey is a great example of this.
>>385228824
Jr. is pretty much confirmed as the main villain judging by the gameplay footage from E3. Would be nice to see Larry Lemmy Roy Ludwig and Iggy coem along too.

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>>385229256
delete this

>>385229410
At the same time, the internet hates Rabbids (though Spawny may end up cute enough to get a pass)
As for the Koopalings, if they are in the game, I expect them to be the world 4 miniboss or something. Worst-case scenario, they at least have Superstar Saga DX + Bowser's Minions

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>>385229076
No Larry just has great taste in hair.

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>>385219123

>>385223540
That's where you're wrong, my dude

>>385229695
Really depends on how much screen time they get. It will either be alright or just really damn annoying.

>>385230627
It's already confirmed that Mario's team must have Mario himself, one Mario character and one Rabbid counterpart.
On the other hand, we haven't seen too many cutscenes and these Rabbids look more toned down compared to the earlier "BWAAA" Rabbids from the first Rayman Raving Rabbids game (which is pretty much my point of reference since I haven't bothered keeping up much with the Rabbids after Rabbids Go Home).

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He's tried it multiple times and Mario barely survives due to pure luck
>yfw Mario dies in Odyssey

>>385230885
>It's already confirmed that Mario's team must have Mario himself, one Mario character and one Rabbid counterpart.
It's Mario and one Rabbid. The third can be anyone else (Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, their Rabbid counterparts)

Because it's all a show for us the audience, after they get done kidnapping each other and throwing each other into fire pits, they get off work, have a few beers and drive go karts or play tennis and shit

>>385231125
Oh, okay then.

>>385230885
Funny that's really the only game I've played too. Got it and actually had fun with my friends but we were pretty drunk so I don't really remember how they acted.

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I miss the good old days.

>>385218292
Yes. In fact, he kills hundreds before a single Mario can even get to the castle.

>>385232019
This place has gotten even worse over time, and even most husbando threads are the same 5~7 people with maybe 1 or 2 others popping in.
Yet nobody wants to admit /trash/ would be better since the threads are just constant edging sessions.

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>>385232019
>tfw haven't fapped in three days and now I'm leaking

I'm convinced /v/ is full of underage homosexual/bisexual retards

>>385234135

It's always been like that, anon.

>>385234135

Welcome to 2007.

>>385234135
/v/ is filled with trapfags
gays are very rare here since traps are not gay apparently gay (wrong)

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>>385234135
About time you realized it

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>>385234135

You just realized this now? It was even gayer a long time ago.

>>385233167
The mods being dicks made a lot of people leave.

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>>385234674
hey its you again.
have another roy.

>>385234035
tits or gtfo

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>>385235037
Cute!

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>>385235043
boys can leak too

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>>385235037
Thanks again, my dude

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>>385235458
here have one with jr. too

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>>385235602
You know him too well.

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>>385235602
If we're posting Roy and Junior, then I found this on the booru.

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>>385235947
Looks pretty gud.

>>385236064
Where are these coming form?

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>>385235669
So you're here too, huh

>>385235602
Nice

>>385229410
I'm sorry, but Bowser Jr's proportions here look off.

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>>385236187
I find mine here tumblr and on deviantart.
Haven't even checked booru or pixiv yet and im sure there is a ton there.

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Koopa sexualizers OUT

This is a WARIO TIME thread now!

(Waluigi is welcome but fully optional)

>>385218292
>Would Bowser kill Mario if he had a change?
Doesn't seem to have much problems killing his enemies

>Also why does he kidnap Princess Peach?
According to the game's manual - Bowser wants to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by turning the Toads into "?" blocks and Peach happens to be the only one who can turn them back with magic.
Nevermind his forces could easily overwhelm the toads and he doesn't need to do that shit every single game at all

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>>385236646
I assure you that none of us sexualize the koopas.

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>>385236794
Speak for yourself. Morton Jr. is a complete cute but he has maybe 4 good pieces of nsfw.

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>>385236794
I do tho. Fat jews and tennis meme characters can suck on my cartoon turtle balls.
The wait for the next page of the family bonding comic or hollonuts next upload is killing me.

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>Mecha game never
>Kirby Robobot already used the Gurren Lagann references
What your ideas for a Bowser & Bowser Jr.? (The Koopalings are unlockable in Minion Quest, but you can think of something for them too if you want). I remember one anon had an idea of a Rocket Slime-esque game for Junior & the Koopalings.

>>385228367
>>385229410
>>385236794
>you will never get to touch bowser jr cute young body

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>>385237269
I'm pretty sure Bowser would kill you if you did.

>>385235430
Boy milk is best milk

>>385227324
Why does False Bowser intrigue me so much? I want them to confirm that Bowser creates them with black magic but hackamoto will probably say it was Kamek.

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>>385237417
He'd help.

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>>385218292
>Also why does he kidnap Princess Peach?

Because is a recycled medieval fairytale
Bowser (the dragon) kidnaps Peach (the princess) so Mario(the knight) goes to save Peach by defeating Bowser. This is just a fable told in a different setting but preserving the same composition and repeated many times adding new super power, world building and mini bosses all to make them a bit more challenging and fun.
There is no secret affair between Peach and Bowser, there is no gay romance between Mario and Bowser. This is a reminiscent of the knight killing the dragon to save the princess.

bowser is really incompetent
peach is really naive but nice
mario is faithful


simple as that
no ulterior motives.

They're all good friends and everything is just a show.
Hence why they play sports and go racing together.

>>385218292
No.

At this point in time, Bowser kidnaps Peach for Mario and Mario only.

In any of the RPGs you'll find Bowser is actually a fucking loser and deeply respects Mario though he's a little tsundere about it for his scary image that he's supposed to have because it's literally all Bowser has.

>>385227972
hes a professional idjit

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>>385237479
This.
However Jr. has been getting alot of smut recently and that works for me.

>>385234135
that and combine it by being summer which all the normies and furfags have come. I wish mods could ban those who start a hazubando thread because is nothing but furfags posting their stuff for attention

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>>385237464
Well, they're all minions in disguise.
Except that "mint" one in Lost Levels, that one is Bowser's younger brother/a random Blue Bowser (depending on whether or not you believe an old manual or Encyclopedia Super Mario

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>>385237641
Sauce please

>>385218292
Bowser wants to marry and impregnate Peach. Mario just uses it as an excuse to go on an adventure.

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>>385237656
>ban everything i dislike
go back to redd!t sweetie this is likely the most ontopic video games thread on /v/ right now
>>385237873
Sorry m8 i dont have it i just picked it up from a jr thread a little bit ago.

>>385237737
I know what they are but thanks. In 3D Land they turn back into enemies, in SMB they turn back after death by fireball.
In regards to Bowser's black magic, I am especially curious. It's been mentioned before and in 3D land Bowser can... fly (??)

>>385228603
It hasn't been confirmed he's in M+R yet. Don't get me wrong, I'll be pissed if he isn't, but we still have no proof.
>>385229410
The vibes I'm getting from him are telling me he will not be the final villain of the game. Maybe the one who you fight through most of the game, but Jr has never shown anything but loyalty to the few friends he's made in the series, which means something else has to come along to create conflict.

>>385235037
>Greenen "samebod" dorf
>Greenen "dobson" dorf
>Greenen "put some weight on" dorf
>Greenen "fatties only" Dorf
>Greenen Dorfson
>Greenen "Saved by the Belly" Dorf
>Greenen "Sorry for your weight" Dorf
>Greenen "I can only draw one type of body" dorf
>Greenen "This is what bara looks like, right?" dorf
>Greenen "This character is too skinny" dorf
>Greenen "no bones just meat" dorf
>Greenen "more than meat the eyes" dorf
>Greenen "the more the merrier" dorf
>Greenen "you have to be this wide to be drawn" dorf

>>385238074
>too scared to type reddit

>>385234135
The sad thing is that it wasn't by choice. They're so sexually frustrated that now they'll masturbate to anything.

>>385238223
>too scared
japmoot thought the post was spam for some reason
strange considering i've seen it like 50 times today

>>385226976
Seriously, Bowser is not a perfect dad. He lied to his son about who his mother is and completely ignored what he had to say in Paper Jam after he found him injured just so he could show off his shiny new flying castle.

>>385238365
we really need to find a way to be strict in this board because you can't discuss about videogames anymore, is only hazubandos and furfags threads when they have /b/ and /trash/ for that, their only excuse is "but muh on topic vidya". Fuck that, if you want to go around being a faggot go to the other boards or start to talk about videogames

>>385238143
I think you can argue he does it more in Mario Party (He seems to use magic a lot in the N64 ones and in Mario Party 9's story mode he uses some black orb to summon his minions). In BIS He even used Magic to power up his magikoopas. He seems to still have his magic, he just prefers using brute force more. He also does the False Bowser trick in Super Mario Run.

>>385238626
I feel like this board in general is pretty much waifus, husbandos, LOL, etc with the occasional thread about vidya that actually gets a decent amount of replies.

>>385238216
Junior seems to be set up entirely as the villain since Bowser's confirmed to be on vacation. There's the possibility he might show up during the middle of the game and take control, but I think the most likely scenario is that Bowser returns near the end and Spawny (either by Junior blaming him for their defeat or Bowser scaring Spawny) accidentally fuses him with a Rabbid.

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>>385238074
It's the full picture sadly.

So is this.

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>>385238451
Reminder that Peach criticizes his parenting in Fortune Street and should do it more often.

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>>385238626
I bet you post in the countless console war threads plaguing this board since E3 right now.
And the mods tried enforcing the rules a bit ago and everyone bitch and moaned about it so they gave up /v/ is a shitshow right now and i dont think they will try again.

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>>385237116
>The wait for the next page of the family bonding comic or hollonuts next upload is killing me.
Same here, anon.
It's a shame that these things is coming along so slowly. The family bonding comic has been in progress for about years now and there's still no signs of it being finished any time soon.

>>385237458
it's literally become a problem nofap has ruined my underwear

>2017
>being a barafag

>>385240072
>implying
Most posters are shotafags sweetie.

>>385223540
>would you want to have sex with germany's prime minister if you wanted to rule the german kingdom? no
This would be a correct analogy only if Germany's prime minister wasn't the hottest bitch on earth

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>>385240072
>not wanting to cuddle up against a hunk

>>385240072
>not liking both bara, debu and kemoshota in [the current year]

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>>385240072
>not being a barafag

>>385240569
What was level5's end game when they made this character?

>>385218721
Peach is a masochist who enjoys getting kidnapped and held prisoner.

>>385240072
>Wanting men to be twinks
The jew agenda is real

Can we try salvaging this thread: >>385237267 ?

>>385227890
SMB3 was just a stage play. They' re hired actors.

>>385240861
Men should be skinny and thin and look like cute girls!

>>385241191
Trap plus bara is the correct choice

>>385227890
My theory is that the kooplings are still related to bowser, just aren't his kids. He wouldn't put them such high positions of power if he didn't know them well.

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>>385241349
>yfw they retcon Blue Bowser back in as the Koopalings' true father

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>>385240624
He's not naturally pantsless, he just has them ripped off.

>>385241349
Them being his adopted kid makes since he can trust them since he even gives them their own airships and shit.

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>>385241741
You can see him with pants in this totally innocent image.

>>385241746
Possible

>>385238841
Can you at least say who the artist is?

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>>385243825
Not him, but I recognize the artist. Can't remember their name though.
>tfw you recognize someone from their sfw work

>>385243825
Zabumaku. She quit pixiv and twitter for some reason.

>ywn cum inside the cute bratty shota that is Jr.

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>>385245473
>someone actually wrote this

christ this website has taken a toll on you hasn't it?

>>385246585
this is a bara/shota/furfag thread

what did you expect

>>385246585
In a good way.

>>385246682
Please do not associate us with you pedos

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>Every time this thread is close to dying, somebody bumps it.
>My attempts to start discussion gets ignored.
Just let it die.

>>385235037
>>385235290
I want to molest Roy

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>>385245473
He's cute, but lets not go nuts.

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>>385246682
this is a bowser thread

you're literally talking about cumming inside of an infant

>>385244071
Recently? Where can I find all her shit?

>>385247218
Some of it is on http://zbmk.webcrow.jp/illust.html but not all of it.

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What did Europe mean by this?

>>385247371
It means his dad really gets into the roll, since at the end it turns out Junior just really wants to play hero. This is actually one of three times when it's pretty explicitly stated he has fantasies about being a hero.

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>>385247371
US version

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>>385247371

>>385247291
God speed, anon

>UR R GAY
>I AM R U
>u'r so long, gay bowser
>*bling* blling* *wahoo* * waaaaaaa*

>>385247371
>>385247530
I can see how two different translators might get that from the same source text, if one was being overly literal and the other overly-editorialising.

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>>385247090
He is 4 years old actually.
And its not that outlandish as saying that traps are not gay as most people on this board try to do.

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>>385247596
Yep.

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>>385247762

>>385247765
But traps aren't gay.

No. Have you niggers even played Legend Of The Seven Stars?

>>385247716
The same thing happened with Puzzle & Dragons where Europe's dialogue was more generic than the US version

>>385247949
Twice.

>>385247916
That's incorrect.

>>385248230
>most attractive traps are the ones who are the most convincingly female

how can this be gay?

Who did you guys pick for the Extracurricular activities VN

>>385248383
I'm waiting for it to finish.

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>>385248332
Your still fapping to guys dude.
It does not matter that they look like girls they are still males

>>385246848
faggots
pedos
what's the difference? you just stick your dick where there is a hole

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>>385218292
>why does he kidnap Princess Peach?

>>385248634
>implying any straight man has ever been in the same room as an attractive female and not wanted to fuck her

They just won't let you.

>>385240072
i hate barafags and i love bara. They've become as obnoxious as twinkfags and trapfags. They are more faggots than your tripfag

>>385246848
sure bestialityfag

>>385248552
fapping to guys, that emulate women

you're attracted to the femininity, I don;t see how you're not understanding this

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>>385248903
>>385248634
>projecting this much

v-videogames?

>>385249176
>video games on /v/
nah post cropped porn instead

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>>385249269
There is no cropped porn in this thread.

Try the waifu thread. There's some there.

>>385249487
uh buddy >>385234674

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>>385223218
>>385223570

>implying it's not all a play to make mario feel better when bowser "turtles" the princess' peach.

>>385249670
It looks cropped, but believe it or not it's not.

>>385248504
I understand
>Get into a route
>Ends shortly