Name a more perfect woman. That's right, you can't.
Ass too big.
Hair too silky.
Lips too succulent.
Masturbation desire too high.
>>385218725
>ass too big
she is very nice
>>385218587
Legend timeline Lara.
>>385218587
I actually didn't look at the picture at first and was gonna post nu-Lara. Good taste, Anon.
>>385218725
She's absolutely perfect the way she is. This is coming from a black guy.
>>385218948
fuck off dude. just because something is old doesn't mean it's automatically better and that shit sure as shit isn't
>>385218587
or fable 3 female protag
>>385219043
Which nu-Lara do you prefer; 2013 or Rise?
>>385218587
I love how her hair stays perfect throughout the whole game no matter what
I still can't handle the fact that every single time they update Lara they make her tits smaller. What the fuck do they have against breasts anyway?
>>385219232
>>385218587
Goddamn I would wife her so hard if I could.
Just got the platinum for her first game and it was pretty fun.
>>385219228
Holy shit.
>tfw your fetish is fuck a demon
Sad life.
>>385218587
a perfect SLUT maybe
>>385218725
>ass too big
Holy fuck Ireland just fuck off.
>>385219571
Delete
>>385219197
fuck off faggot, OP has no tits and appears scared, just how you like em eh?
>>385219623
???
>>385219764
>no tits
Spot the basement dweller
>>385219764
>tfw they didnt model lara after the optimal choice
someone needs to pay for this
>>385218587
>post puberty
Yeah... "perfect".
>>385220405
She was 24 in Rise born the same year as me, she's 25 now. Not immediately post puberty
Them cakes though
>>385218587
>>385220682
>make 10/10 Lara
>put her in sexy outfit
>cover her up 95% of the game because lol snow
>>385218587
Anri
>>385220537
I was implying that girls that reached puberty aren't that "perfect".
>>385220983
Why aren't there any real life Laras?
What's the point of going on?
>>385221137
>3dpd
>tits too big, probably sag like hell
>Japanese so she is guaranteed to have shitty teeth
>literal whore
No.
>>385218587
Too bad her games suck
>>385221459
They're decent.
>>385221137
Too bad she's a whore. She should really do Blacked.
>>385221390
They're not saggy at all, watch her videos
>>385218587
does her shirt get cut in RotTR?
I never played it.
>>385218587
prettiest vidya girl but I wish she would go back to her old attitude. Or maybe they're saving that for later (probably not).
also her games are okay-ish at best
>>385222083
I can't remember, I don't think so. She's wearing a jacket a lot because she's in Siberia.
That was one of my favorite parts about the 2013 game, that and her voice.
Heroes of the Storm Tyrande is literally perfect
Name a shittier reboot than Nu-Lora TR games
I need lara in trouble 2, or something like it.
Horsecocks is too much.
>>385219228
pretty much.
>>385222426
pretty good in WoW too
>look at her
>look at your own character
>back at her
>quit
>>385222585
The reboot games are better than the originals.
>>385222689
True, she's incredibly beautiful in that Legion cinematic with Elune's Tear.
But the way she turns slightly to show bare thigh in HotS when you select her character is hard to top.
>>385218587
do you like getting blown the fuck out OP? is it a kink for you at this point?
>>385222753
Not even close son
Forever and always
>>385222585
Tomb Raider Legend
>>385223868
I'M ALWAYS HEEEEREEE
>>385218725
The gayest post on /v/
>>385218587
>her former self
/thread
>>385218587
>using the least attractive version of Lara Croft
You're doing it wrong.
>>385218725
A true faggot
>>385224760
>>385224501
>>385218783
>>385219586
You retards don't get his post lol. He's actually praising her you fucking idiots. Hint: read the last line and lrn2semantics
>>385224569
Wrong
>>385224692
That would be Underworld Lara.
HORSE'D
>>385218725
>Ass too big
In what universe is that ass big?
>>385221201
>Real life Lara
Let's be real here. Nobody on /v/ would be able to get with a hot, rich, fit British girl who regularly goes on dangerous adventures unless they were some sort of god-level super Chad. Sorry to bust your bubble.
>>385224909
>>385224926
Not sure if serious.
nu-Lara ='best Lara
>>385225628
Her face looks like fucking plastic. Hugely disappointing after Anniversary and Legend Lara.
>>385225629
Yep, she's the perfect combination of sexy and realistic.
Only thing the team keeps fucking up on is the lack of good outfits. I want the ability to put her in anything from a bikini to her classic uniform to a ghille suit to a suit of armor. Let me have fun with Lara. Don't give me a hundred and one bland outfits that vaguely resemble each other.
I love Reisen!
Fuuka is my perfect little angel.
>>385218783
>>385225378
negros
>>385224909
Saying that someone's ass is too big is not a compliment. I get what he tried to do but he did it badly. The last two are on point but the first two can easily be seen as insults if the person you're saying it to is sensitive enough (even the third kinda suffers from that too). Therefore the whole joke is lost, killed by ambiguity.
Nyotengu
>spic woman
oh... ok op.
>>385225897
Her classic outfits don't fit her. She's beautiful not sexy.
>>385226001
>>385226012
>weebshit
out
>>385226001
>>385226012
>>385226359
>>385226202
>Therefore the whole joke is lost, killed by ambiguity.
no its not, you're just an idiot
>>385218587
>Bought this game on sale a while ago
>See all the pics of her ass on /v/
>Decide to install game and finally play it
>Hard af while waiting for install
>Fap
>Cum
>Stop install absoloutely no interest in playing it anymore
>>385226483
Rude
>adorable voice
>cute face
>nice body
I enjoy dva
>>385226574
The truth hurts, it will also set you free.
>>385226706
you forgot
>zero personality
why does she look asian? Did mister Croft have a yellow fever or something?
Original Lara looked latino.
>>385225629
NuLara isa revolting piece of trash that needs to be brutally raped and horrendously abused. She's a worthless cumdump.
>>385226063
Well, yes. What's your point? A big ass is a big ass. You don't get to call a small ass big just because it sits on a white woman. There are plenty of white women with big asses and Lara is NOT one of them. I live in Sweden and all I need to do to find several white women with bigger asses than Lara is to take a 10 minute walk through town. Lara's ass is not big. It's round but not big.
>>385226810
>saying "I live in Sweden" instead of "I'm Swedish"
>specifying white women instead of just saying women
Filthy sandnigger/nigger subhuman detected.
>>385226792
>why does she look asian?
You're delusional. Die, weebscum.
>>385218587
Perfect in what way?
>>385226490
This
>>385219197
>just because something is old doesn't mean it's automatically better
Nobody said that you fool.
Ive never masturbated more to a single video game character than I have to Remake Lara.
If perfection had a picture reference in the dictionary, it would be her.
>girl is attractive
>she also happens to be a whore
every time. I guess I better just find me a nice 6 or 7.
>>385226809
>Cumdump
She's a virgin
>>385220983
This. Also getting fucking sick of snow areas in these games.
>>385226810
Hur är laget Sven?
>>385226490
Obviously the joke is lost. Because if it wasn't, it wouldn't get the responses it got. It's simple logic. If you say a joke is obvious but people don't react the way they should to an obvious joke, then the joke is not obvious. I know the common man's a fool but if you tell a joke that no-one laughs at then it's probably not the fault of the people but the fault of the joker for telling a "bad" joke. Now a "bad" joke is subjective due to different sensibilities but if you're gonna label everyone that isn't laughing at your joke "an idiot", then you're the fool.
too close for comfort
>>385227689
Jodå, det är bra. Hur är det själv?
>>385218587
> flat ass
> boyish chest
> dumpy frame
Literally wouldn't look twice.
>>385227916
>>385218948
correct
>>385227039
You really should learn context. And while you're at it, learn to read.
>>385226706
>adorable voice
Her voice is nails on fucking chalkboard
>>385227916
someone post the swimming webm
>>385227916
Okay buddy
>>385227592
oh anon
>>385228162
Not him but that pic just reinforces his post.
nu lara is perfection.
>>385218587
Literally perfect but all the SFM pron sucks because for some reason everyone thinks she's into animals.
>>385228237
Not him but nothing about the pic reinforces anything he posted.
>>385228336
Seriously, that shit is annoying. They should just stick to her getting blacked. with no options for white.
>>385228336
>games feature her surrounded by feral animals and scumbags
>sfm porn features her getting raped by feral animals and scumbags
>>385219157
>This is coming from a black guy.
Why do black people do this. Always have to say that they're black when they post online, like does that somehow make your post right or something?
Who else got all achievements in the first one? The multiplayer ones were awful.
>>385228625
Yes it does make my post right
>>385222080
gib link
reverse image search don't work
>>385228162
I want to impregnate and marry Lara
>>385227828
eftersom anon inte svarar tar jag över
Det är bara bra, vädret är lite halv kasst men annars så äre brac
>tfw back in the days' Joostposting made me unironically infatuated with her
Are we here just to suffer?
yes
>>385226012
Fuukabro?
>>385219232
I really need to get my dick under control because it's making want to buy the standard Fortnite
>>385229229
I want to do it first
>>385228926
Fuck off back to the cotton fields Shaniqua
>>385229229
She's mine fuck off, You can have old Lara.
>>385229387
Gött! Här äre fortfarande rätt soligt o varm. Skulle villa öppna fönstret men vill inte få in getingar. Redan fått in en idag. Händer en dag som denna då? Chilla framför datorn?
>>385218587
>>385230307
My name is Michael and I'm a first generation American, so my family wasn't picking cotton. Tey again.
>>385228470
cucks need to be gassed
>>385230390
>>385229387
Kan dere forstår Norsk?
>>385218587
Is this game just Uncharted: Girl Edition? I'm considering picking it up.
>>385230609
More like Uncharted is Tomb Raider: Male Edition
>>385230543
Självklart, inte så svårt att förstå vad en Norsk skriver
>>385230390
Kom precis hem så ska beställa en pizza och chilla bara
Men en geting är inte så illa om du inte är allergisk, bara att smälla till na när han sätter sig ner
>>385218725
>Ass too big
Here you go, anon.
>>385228336
Check out Pewposterous. His/her stuff on Lara is great
>>385220983
you can wear the tank top through the whole game if you want
>>385230465
Yah, it's not!
Your name is Terry, Terry from the Gaswooorks!
>>385218948
Mah man of taste.
Nu-Lara fans need to be gassed for partaking in ruining such perfection.
>>385232204
I don't like seeing my baby cold and shivering
>>385225783
It's just lips, they look a bit big for her lean face.
>>385218587
Ciri
>>385225151
This
>>385229887
Anon?
>>385220983
>>385227601
>>385232204
>make 10/10 Lara
>put her in generic outfit
>cover her up in adorable winter clothes 95% of the game because <3
You guys have shit taste
>>385232790
She looks like one of those plastic Instagram whore
>>385233042
Cool
>>385232975
Neck yourself. After Lara, Triss is best girl.
>>385230543
Javisst! Utan problem.
>>385231004
Härligt! Borde ta mig nått o äta jag oxå.
Vill helst inte ha med getingar att göra. Inte för att jag är allergisk men för att de ä ostabila, tjuriga små skitar som kan sticka utan förvarning.
If they aren't a redhead, they aren't perfect.
>>385233164
>Triss
>>385233271
>plastic face
>>385233489
cool
>>385233179
De är ju lite små jobbiga, kanske dags att du ska skaffa dig ett myggnät så slipper du alla småkryp
>>385233271
Everytime only her tits are being mentioned, but that waist to hips ratio is no less wonderful.
>>385227516
And yet it's still exactly the reason people still post polygon Lara.
>>385233212
Yes Triss
>>385233164
>Triss is best girl.
>>385233271
Fake Kylie Jenner lips.
>>385218783
>>385219157
>>385219586
>>385224501
>>385224760
>>385225378
>>385231371
You guys are real dumb.
>>385233271
holy shit anon was right she does look like a plastic instagram whore
lmao
>>385233551
It's about the design in a first place, amount of polygons is nothing by itself.
>>385233540
Yeah, that's what gets me too. Classic Lara had that perfect hourglass figure. Legends Lara for that Midriff.
>>385233698
cool
>>385233882
Jesus christ that face is terrifying.
>>385219228
game
>>385230465
Hunting zebras at Africa then.
>>385228162
Nathan Drake looks cool with a wig.
Every Lara is for love
Every Lara is for sex
>>385234258
>those cuts on the ass
>>385234368
This, but for stallions
>>385233882
Stop posting this retarded Instagram model
>>385234514
Started playing her original games only now, it's really fucking fun, compared to the new generic open world 3rd person shooter with stealth mechanics of a reboot.
>>385218587
She needs bigger boobs and her old outfits back, other than that, I'm fine with her. I like her new face the most.
>>385234618
That's what I'm doing too, currently at last revelation.
NU LARA A SHIT
>that feel when I'll never hold Lara down against a hardwood floor by the neck and choke her out, the last thing she feels before blacking out being me impregnating her
She was made for being sexually dominated, life isn't fair
>You will never be this skelly
>>385234763
Nice. I started with anniversary because someone reccomended it.
So i think i'll start with 2 after that. Did they age well? I don't mind playing older games though.
>>385219228
>>385225629
Her face is seriously fucking gorgeous
>>385234763
that underworld lara
>>385235206
>I started with anniversary because someone reccomended itIt could be me
They didn't age well in my opinion(mostly for tank controls), but still playable and enjoyable for sure.
>>385234856
>Implying you could, even if she were real.
>>385233759
Yo, how are the Wii Versions? I see they use IR pointan controls for shooting, I love that shit. Will probably play em even if they happen to be terrible.
Nu-Lara is a pure virgin
>>385235750
>implying you couldn't
Unless you're the scrawniest manlet alive you'd be able to hold her down, biological differences are really something.
>>385235453
Her face looks like something from a Skyrim waifu mod.
>>385235925
Not a virgin, but definitely a gold star lesbian.
>>385235972
>implying they can do something so grounded but beautiful
Everything in skyrim is over the top bullshit
>>385218587
My mom
>>385236046
Have you been to /tesg/? I swear, like half of them have that exact face.
>>385235605
Got it, I don't know how i was able to play games with tank controls back in the day desu, shit is weird.
>>385236148
Nice proof.
>>385236003
She is a virgin.
Also she's not confirmed lesbian, the old writer said she would have loved to make lara a lesbian. We have a new writer and in the comics which are canon she never did anything romantic with Sam.
She is pure and a virgin
>>385236251
Just because it wasn't shown doesn't mean it didn't happen.
She's a rugmuncher through and through.
>>385236251
>she never did anything romantic with Sam
I'm dissapointed.
>>385235453
They should have kept her 2013 non definitive face.
>>385236251
I want to lose my virginity to her
>>385236517
>uglier face is better
lol
>>385236639
>>385236749
>cutscene
Thank you Nu-Lara poster. I agree with you and I enjoy your pictures.
>>385218587
Hi
>>385236869
>those lips
>that last panel "i know you fap to me look"
>>385236942
Get this whore trash out of this thread
Mila Kunis, Keira Knightley, your mum for the sole reason they are real
Perfection
>>385218587
The new Lara is shit. I miss the real Lara
>>385237434
A plastic instagram whore?
Perfection
>>385237434
You and me both brother.
>>385237551
Meme it up friendo, your limp-wristed, torture porn waifu who can't do shit without a QTE prompt will never compare to the badass gunslingan original.
Lara was meant to be cartoony. nu-Lara was a mistake.
>>385237861
>>385236517
This, best version yet.
>>385236851
>>385238294
>yfw your terrible taste finally hits you
A natural response. Don't worry anon, it's not too late to change your ways. You don't have to be cancer.
>>385238176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T655Al-YgAs
I share this opinion.
>>385237765
If all 3D anime was at that level, draw anime would become completely obsolite.
>>385218587
I would gladly fuck the shit out of every iteration of Lara Croft if I could. Even the original pixelated one with the great ass.
>>385238294
>>385239009
AoD and Legend Lara were the peak.
Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNdr7HJKv-Y
>>385219228
for once my brain and dick agree
>>385239386
Yeah, they even look similar.
>>385218587
Mercedes
>>385237434
underworld promo lara is goat
MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST
HORSES
>>385218587
She's literally perfect. I couldn't even finish the very first tomb in Syria or whatever because I always had to stop and admire Lara.
Rise Lara is peak Lara.
The new hotness
https://youtu.be/lL3ZS6TFyK0
>>385240074
Horses?
That's a kid's game.
Post that other one. You know it.
>>385228625
>always
>>385218587
would be better with flat chest, not as wide hips, wider shoulders, more male face and hairstyle and male genitals, but yeah, basically.
Rise Lara vs 2013 Lara. You choose for yourself.
>>385240516
2013 Lara senpai
>>385240516
2013 Lara has slightly more feminine face but Rise Lara has the godly body.
>>385240350
But only the best deserves to be posted.
>>385241540
Yes, that's why I'm asking for someone to post it.
>>385241710
And get banned for your sake?
>>385241984
Are you afraid?
>>385240771
Bless the people who modeled Lara.
>>385242301
No, I'm just not stupid.
new tomb raider game when
>>385242540
Next year, it leaked. Shadow of the Tomb Raider. Eidos Montreal.
>>385241710
There's nothing better than the love between a girl and her horse.
>>385218587
I love all Laras
>>385242889
Same.
>>385242842
GOTY
>>385242638
The game is gonna be set in Montreal?
>>385221137
https://streamable.com/pv2qs
>>385243381
No, it's being developed by Eidos Montreal.
>>385221390
>3dpd
>tits too big, probably sag like hell
pedo detected
>>385243438
Tell that cow to lay off the snickers
>>385234048
He doesn't know Dark Messiah
kids these days
>>385242842
https://youtu.be/ds-DWsO04TI?t=3m58s
>>385243438
>that link
what the fuck
>>385244036
https://streamable.com/ol6ig
>>385218587
She's a miracle of the universe.
>>385244370
Yes she is.