What would be the plot of the scariest movie of all time?
Robert Ager's idea of The Thing in a fallout shelter.
>>82922226
A sex tape with your mom
>>82922226
Only ever getting singles.
Are any of these youtube video essay channels actually fucking good?
I fucking hate these. this, kaptainkristian and nerdwriter and the reddit embodiments
no lol
>>82922246
unironically kill yourself.
>>82922208
Every Frame a Painting is pretty good. Nerdwriter can be good too.
But most of them are pretty terrible. I saw one about Persepolis being an "orientalist" movie and it gave me cancer
>fire-themed character
>"LET'S TURN UP THE HEAT!"
>>82922086
>ice-themed character
>"COOL OFF"
>skeleton themed monster
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"
>frog-themed poster
>"LET'S SHIT UP /tv/!"
Still the best capeshit, 13 years on.
>inb4 tired potty mouth Spider-Man swears because of broken door memes
>>82921492
This scene is an exemplary instance of Raimi executing a directorial VISION. You look at every capeshit release since the advent of the Cinematic Universe, interchangeable, uniform, production line assembly. They are more like episodes of a television show, anything even close to this level of experimentation wouldn't leave the fucking writing room.
And yet it conveys an individualist spirit, it makes the character that Maguire portrays even more empathetic, the montage has a comedic bent, not based on the overly laboured and Whedonist "quips" that have been rigorously formulated. But instead on the basis of what the character is thinking and feeling. It truly was a different time.
>>82921631
Agreed. Don't even like that many capeshits desu. This and the first movie have so much more quality to them. It's hard to believe this much effort went into a superhero movie. There's a lot of drama, romance, very unique/likeable cast on top of all the usual superhero tropes. I never thought I'd get emotional over something so superficial.
By the the time the third movie came out, the profit driven studios wanted more and more squeezed into movies because they believe that's what audiences want. 50 superheroes all in the same movie and continuous action. I can't even stand The Amazing Spider-Man series but it's not as bad as most capeshits of the 2010s.
Who sabotaged the blood test?
the thing
The Thing probably has the most autistic fanbase (in a good way)
>>82921538
It physically pains me how rare horror films this well-detailed are made. Decades later and people are STILL debating if Childs was The Thing (he wasn't IMO).
DAT UNNECESSARY INTERRACIAL SEX SCENE HAHAHAHAHA
Prometheus had one too, though only implied
dat unnecessary implication of a gay couple
>>82921351
>interracial
The Alien's mouth had sex with the black dude's skull, and the alien is also black.
Why does Kingsman get so much hate on this board? Is it just /tv/'s usual contrarianism since it's a comic book film?
It's popular, so they have to pretend they didn't enjoy it too. They'll call it reddit but then go rave about how much they love twin peaks the next thread over.
>>82920901
it wanst a bad movie, i just thought it was boring and stopped watching about halfway through
>>82920901
It's too smug about itself. Don't really know how to say it.
And the action sequences were lame cartoony cgi.
Did they really need to show this much nudity for this episode? Why?
>>82920437
Let me guess, like most Americans you'd have preferred visceral, eye-popping, gory violence instead?
>>82920437
She had nice boobs so they offered to showcase them?
>>82920437
why are burgers so averse to sex / sexuality, yet cream wanton violence?
>...and then wonder why their society is collapsing
Why did they do it?
:(
>>82920163
It saved them money
Because it was too hard to control the narrative with their rigged rating system when anybody could scroll down to the comments and see hundreds of posters saying how shitty the movie was.
>>82920163
anti-semitism and racism
Greatest movie mistakes that went passed the final editing board*
is that a scar?
>>82919133
That was just a promotional still. It was never in the movie.
The Trojan bird?
What do you eat at the cinema?
Crab legs of course
>>82918900
Me? Crab legs
Me? It's always water.
Who do you think would win?
Halo's The Flood Vs The Thing?
>>82918823
The Thing.
The flood explode just by touching them
if The Thing manifested itself as one of those giant eggsack Flood mother fuckers, would all the headcrabs that pop out also be The Thing?
really gets those neurons humming
I honestly have no idea what would happen if the Thing tried to infect the Flood or vice versa.
What's the best action movie?
Die Hard
Wanted
>>82918725
Predator is the best movie ever made.
It should be mandatory viewing for males.
I like Chris Pratt.
>>82918414
Chris Fatt
FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDDIT YOU FUCKING REDDDITOR
UGHHHH
DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING SUBREDDIT FOR THIS FUCKER
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS JUST SO REDDDIT. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SO REDDDIT
THIS IS THE MOST REDDDIT THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN AND I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE REDDIT WAS FIRST REDDITED AHHHHH REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT AHHH REDDITORS REDDDITS FROM REDDIT REDDIT AHHHH
Crisp Rat :-D heh
So... this is legit kino y'all
>>82917517
>y'all
Never talk to me ever again
I remember fapping a lot to the sex scenes as a kid
>>82917517
>it's a maria bello continue to show her pusy episode