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>>82968562
SHE LOOKS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
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faggot degenerate
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after seeing her nude in personal shopper, ive become a kstew lover
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Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 2017-05-20 02:32:36 Post No.82968315
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Why isn't as good as the first two?
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>>82968315
she will always be bad blowjob girl
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This shows ok but have any of you notuced the large quantity of 'white people jokes'? Just seems like too many to me...
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>>82968315
>We're the worst.
If it's any consolation, the only non-retards on this show are white men.
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Alec Guinness was right 2017-05-20 02:14:29 Post No.82967864
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So how did the Star Wars equivalent of North Korea pay for this huge base anyway ? What's the economy like?
Or even if they stole all of the shit, how do you keep that under the radar? Not to mention all the stolen babies to brainwash into storm troopers. Nobody thought, hey, maybe we should investigate all these disappearing children?
Is the resistance made up purely of retards and fuckups posting on a jap image board?
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was it so hard to just say it was an old planet weapon form a lost civilization that some legion of the empire found in the deep core?
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also with the death star there were plans involded with this it was a chink that designed the attack just by looking at a hologram
also how did the resistance knew when they charged and poingint at them? did they have spies there?
and what was the point of the resistance being separated from the republic if jj was making the first order destroy the capital anyway?
jew jew is such a hack
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in my head canon they destroy a yuzang vong fleet instead of the coruscannt rip off to show the galaxy that only they can protect them
they ragtars would've been yuzang warriors
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are you proud to be geek?
what are some good geekino
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Guardians of the Galaxy
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3/4 movies where shit faggot
I ain't proud
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>>82968357
I want reddit to leave
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Why can't Americans do a British accent, yet British seem to do American accents easily?
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More exposure to American accents because of movies and tv.
British theatre school.
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Most of them are pretty obvious mate, you're probably just too stupid to notice
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Commonwealthfags can't do an American accent for shit. Brits can because we're just better at everything (we invented the internet and modern society). Americans are too self-centered to care about anything outside America.
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Were the first 2 series of Skins kino?
3 was tolerable at best, and the cast in 5-6 was dire, but the first 2 were great. Chris best character.
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>>82966806
>wah wah middle class teenage problems: the show
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What happens to girls who look like this in prison?
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>>82966806
Kinda
they're dumb as fuck and aimed at teenagers, but there's something really watchable about it and it makes me very nostalgic
SE3/4 was mostly shit but had a couple of great characters to keep watching
I coudn't get more than a few episodes through 5 it was so bad.
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>middle class
pic related
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>T2.Trainspotting.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>T2.Trainspotting.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>T2.Trainspotting.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
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>>82966306
>WEB-DL
No thanks, I'll wait for the YIFY
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>>82966315
A: 10
V: 10
10/10
Thanks YIFY
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Took its fucking time. I saw this in the kinoplex around January
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So now the dust has settled we can all agree this was a solid 6/10 right?
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>>82965735
7.5
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nah, more like 9/10. pretty good for a non-marvel movie desu
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>>82965735
in capeshit terms it is a 9.1/10
compared to average kino a 5.4/10
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What did she mean by this?
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She meant "I'm stupid, completely disregard everything I say and ignore me".
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>>82965583
She means:OP is a fag
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>>82965583
Soon 50% representation won't be enough.
Proper looks, voice, acting, huge fanbase.
Should have been Wonder Woman.
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This guy used to post lots but now I don't see him much.
Maybe I just subconsciously filter him
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>>82965480
What a woman, fuck me.
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>>82965480
Problem is she's not Jewish enough, you see.
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What have I actually just watched? Are Tarkowsky's other films more straightforward?
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>>82964662
That is as straightforward as you are going to get.
Watch more movies.
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>>82964675
It felt to me that even Bergman's films were easier to understand.
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>>82964675
yeah, even normies understood this film, just check the ratings on IMDB or Letterboxd
OP you need to get good and appriciate good films
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Describe this movie with 3 words or less!
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>>82964126
Shit.
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>>82964142
FPBP
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>>82964126
a glib facsimile
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>oh noe she got made fun and then killed herself
What's with the edy contrarianism that people her love to partake in
SHE WAS BULLIED
CALLED A SLUT
RAPED BY BRYCE
I can understand her thought process and decision to end her life, why can't you?
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Yeah I understand her too. The problem is that she was a dumb annoying spiteful cunt of the kind that we are all familiar with.
>i blame you for leaving me when i yelled at you to leave me, hurr durr
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Who was in the wrong?
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>>82964552
dumb roastie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Can we have a good ol' fashioned BvS thread? For old times' sake.
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Fuck off.
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I dunno, Superman doesn't look constipated enough
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>>82964042
BVS is true kino
marvelcucks not welcome
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Armond White on Alien Covenant: 'Ridley Scott’s franchise is hackery in action' 2017-05-20 10:53:58 Post No.82963983
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Armond White on Alien Covenant: 'Ridley Scott’s franchise is hackery in action'
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Ultra-hack Ridley Scott has ruined the Alien franchise. His first episode in 1979 was a visually textured, erotic genre film that veered sensually and sensationally into techno-evolutionary horror. It was that decade’s most original scary movie. But Alien: Covenant, the sixth installment and Scott’s third go-round, works exactly as Pauline Kael described in her derisive dismissal of the first film: “a gorilla in a haunted house movie.”
When a distress signal from a distant planet is answered by the Covenant, a U.S. space vehicle whose crew is employed to colonize new territory, Scott shamelessly imitates the first film’s narrative — he panders to Millennials whom Hollywood considers attention-deficit-disordered and unfamiliar with anything before video games. Scott milks the franchise, disguising craven greed as pseudo-artiness. The Covenant’s “diverse” crew (male, female, white, black, American, Middle Eastern) become cannon fodder in an intergalactic update of Ten Little Victims.
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The only difference here is that annoying ultra-hack habit of pseudo-relevance. Screenwriter John Logan (who did Scorsese’s Hugo) debases the poetic conceit that worked well in the first film. Graphic artist H. R. Giger’s vision of a biomorphic-mechanical monster, which was ingeniously derived from William Blake’s poem “The Tyger,” serves as a now-fashionably-sacrilegious allegory. Covenant’s captain (Billy Crudup) is a believer. Doubted by his team and pushed to his Christian limit, he suffers man’s fall from grace. “There’s nothing you can do — nothing,” he is told when praying over a crew member’s dead body.
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Lacking originality, Logan and Scott emphasize dread; they degrade the first film’s evolutionary mystery (which Jean-Pierre Jeunet also explored in the exquisite, languorous, and tense Alien Resurrection). Alien: Covenant mocks man’s relation to God, starting with its opening scene of cyborg David (blue-eyed blond Michael Fassbender) confronting his inventor. When asked “What do you believe in?” robotic David (named after Donatello’s statue now housed in a futuristic laboratory-museum-penthouse) answers “creation” as smoothly as Hal 9000. Alien: Covenant is not just hackneyed, it’s brazenly diabolical — stupidly so when trading William Blake for Richard Wagner and trite Nazi allusions. Doesn’t Scott realize how, in recent months, Antifa has made all Nazi references meaningless?
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More like, Armond White inside OP's anus
LOL