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You're looking a little thin my dear. When was the last time you ate?
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>>83135850
Just this morning, Miss Brosnan.
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Damn she's deliciously thicc
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i bet that it feels so good pumping that chubby puss
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ITT: Celebrities you forgot were dead
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>>83135815
Is that the bounty hunter guy?
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>>83135815
but IS test dead?
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>>83136069
Still
>human beings are too complex to arise naturally
>wheat is too i guess lol
>so engineers made humans and wheat
Then who made engineers?
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>>83135408
god
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The Predators
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A story for another time
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Why did the entire theatre laugh when Kylo Ren took his mask off?
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Literally the only people who laughed were edgy young teens.
Why do evil people have to be old grizzled men?
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>be me
>in theatre
>force awakens opening day
>kylo ren takes off his mask
>heart skips a beat because suddenly my face is on the movie screen
>he looks exactly like me
>everyone starts laughing for some reason
Never understood why
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I saw TFA on opening day in the middle of the afternoon, so me and my friend were the only people there.
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now that the dust has settled......
can we all agree that this is a pretty disappointing follow up from only god forgives? The visuals aren't even that good. The movie ends exactly when it starts getting interesting. It should have gone full giallo.
Refn has a problem that he doesn't go full out. I feel that he has a really fucking great film in him. But he doesn't explore his ideas clearly.
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it was very good and not bad imo
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>>83135096
I didn't think it was bad. It was a solid 6.5/10. I just think refn is repeating himself and he could do much better if he truly tried.
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>>83135096
She's going to get that basketball all sticky.
What are some universally panned movies that you liked?
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old boy(the original) and mullholland drive
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>>83134916
movie 43(the one with the director story. the youtube kids was bad)
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>>83134975
>old boy(the original) and mullholland drive
neither of these are hate
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>tfw the youngest crew member is 40
What'd you think of season 12, lads? Will Dennis come back?
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You now remember when Sunny was consistently good
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did he quit?
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>>83134888
He's got a show on NBC with Patton Oswalt now
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>2 Critically panned movies relesaed this week
>"IT WAS PART OF MY CHILDHOOD"
>Gives them a C+
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he is the fedora lord of all the youtube film reviewers.
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>>83134757
Literally EVERYTHING is part of his fucking childhood
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I like chris stuckman.
It's clear he really appreciates movies and enjoys them for what they are.
His videos are also very nicely to-the-point
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You could of savedd him
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Time for another Santa Clause sequel.
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>>83134663
Next time he'll think twice before not being liberal.
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>could of
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can women be funny on films?
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>>83134552
Sure, their lines are written by males
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>>83134552
Because women never do this...
Except all the times they do.
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>>83136614
In what third world shithole are women screaming "let me see your dick" in the middle of the street?
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I just miss her.
What can I watch so I can forget about my life?
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Amelie
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Smashed. Get drunk and think about her the whole time.
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>>83134554
Julia
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>America's not a country, it's a business, founded by slavers and born in the blood of a genocide, a business built on the lie that anybody can achieve success when in reality only 1% profit off the others, a "dream" that's actually a nightmare because Americans are stupid and cannot realize its media propaganda, neoliberalism and corporatism are the cancers killing white society softly, *flips middle finger off at Obama talking on the TV* now fucking pay me, like a Jewish bank getting bailed out by the government!
What did this subtle film mean by this?
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>>83134385
>What did this subtle film mean by this?
That if you use the song "Heroin" over the top of a scene where two of your characters use heroin you are officially a hack.
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>The only measure of success and happiness in life is making a shitton of money, therefore the 1% are STEALING the American dream from everyone else!
This is what delusional lefties believe. Jesus Christ.
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>>83134385
That's obviously true but applies to most countries. The quote from Network is better.
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>His character is literally named Bill.
You cannot make this shit up. Meme magic is real. I can't deny it anymore.
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Why does he wield the bow?
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>>83135559
He's a hired gun.
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Father Pavel i'm Long Bow infantry
I love DC, but why do the CW shows seem so retarded compared to the Marvel Netflix?
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That phase into the suit was pretty f*kin epic tho dudes
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>>83134346
because CW caters to teen girls and Netflix produces their shows for a more mature demographic
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>>83134377
Like every episode this season. Five minutes of awesome and forty minutes of cheese.
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>Yeah let's go with that Downsie looking asianlet for our new Star Wars character
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>>83134264
Yeah, she's kind of ugly. They could've at least picked a good lookng asian chick for the role.
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>>83134324
Why does a mechanic need to be especially pretty?
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>Jew wars marketing to china again
Can this meme stop.