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>His character is literally named Bill. You cannot make this

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>His character is literally named Bill.

You cannot make this shit up. Meme magic is real. I can't deny it anymore.
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Why does he wield the bow?
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>>83135559
He's a hired gun.
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Father Pavel i'm Long Bow infantry
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>>83134360
Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man, before kicking him off of a carriage
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is it kino?
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Are you sure he isn't figuratively Bill and literally William?
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>>83136958
It's fucking fun as hell. It's like getting Jason Statham to tell you a bedtime story about King Arthur. Nothing's accurate and it's not even trying to be.

It's got some legitimately cool scenes in it, too.

Goosefat Bill is MVP.
>tfw you didn't miss
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>>83137066
The ending from giant snake to final boss fight, including slo-mo omnislash was fucking terrible tho.

Also: 11/10 soundtrack.
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>>83137126
Bullshit, that part was kino. Especially the music.
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>>83137270
I envy you anon if you can legitimately enjoy garbage like that.
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shit actor
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>>83137061
>William Wilson
>WW
>UUUU
>4U

WHY HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THIS BEFORE?
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>>83137270
>>83137422

He's not alone. I enjoyed it, too. I'm not claiming this movie's a masterpiece or anything, but I was entertained throughout.

>>83137126
This soundtrack is fucking fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4VcC1y_TgA
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>>83134360
>Dr Vortigern, I'm KRT
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>>83137521
Because it's so ingrained into the Flight Plan that it's like not noticing the sound of your own heartbeat.
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>>83134360
the gift that keeps on giving
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>>83137572
I loved the movie but thought the ending was videogame cutscene garbo (kind of like the parts where his eyes & the sword glows).

The youtube link you posted has a distorted sound.
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Serious question: Is it good enough to watch the low quality cam currently in circulation?
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>>83137696
Visuals & sounds carry the movie more than the story does.
Not worth watching a cam version at all imo.
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>>83137657
Try this one. I didn't have my headphones on when I ran across the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjWDBEz_6p4&list=PLBKadB95sF46sIN2fmEWPPzlCeRXx-Lio&index=2
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>>83137761
Fucking A.
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>>83137696
cam version is pretty much never worth it, unless the movie sucks and isn't action or horror based
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>>83134360
but his name was seeaiyay
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>>83134360
that's a long bow
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>>83138390
For England.
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>>83138546
James?
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>>83138571
The name's Wilson. "Goosefat" Bill Wilson.
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What the fuck kind of nickname is "Goosefat"?
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>>83137657
I don't get how you can manage to set aside pretentiousness and have fun with a movie like this only to turn snob mode back on right at the end.
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>>83138932
It's a reference to how he's too slippery to keep in gaol. He's an escape artist, basically.
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>>83137066
I kept noticing I was smiling the whole time I was watching it because of how much fun I was having, which has gotten to be rare.

Of course, I stopped smiling when I saw that it bombed and that film series they planned on making probably isn't going to happen. Kinda expected that, but it sucks. I would have loved to see this become a recurring role for Aiden Gillen.
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>>83137270
It's not even entertaining in a bad way, it's just shit. Fuck off nigger.
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>>83138982
Because it's a whole other level of bad. There's nothing snob about not liking the terrible CGI battle.
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>>83137126
The slo-mo omnislash was fucking neat-o. Didn't last long enough
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>>83139238
>Fuck off nigger.
Ah yes, the words of an expert in film.

At least now I know I can safely discard your opinion.
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>>83139381
>>83137270
>uses the word kino
>gets triggered by the use of nigger
It's always funny when newfags out themselves.
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>>83139230
Fuck man, me too. It felt like old-school give-no-fucks 80s fantasy and I loved it for it. I enjoyed this more than any movie I've seen in theaters yet this year.
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LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BOW
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Fuck lads, kind of want to see this movie now
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>>83139855
I'm not even memeing. It's great if you don't autistically insist it be Excalibur 2: The Boormanning. That's not what it's trying to be, and it lets you know that from the first scene.

This is sort of like Lord of the Rings turned inside out and given a good dose of Guy Ritchie fuck-off. Even Excalibur itself is like the One Ring inverted in all ways except power. Imagine if it was only any good in the hands of the rightful King, didn't corrupt but sort of forced you to be the man you're meant to be, and when mastered, gave you the power to lay fucking waste to whole hordes of enemies.
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>>83139424
>triggered
The irony of you calling anyone a newfag is palpable.
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>An actor played two characters that share an extremely common name

This is truly an epic win, just like when I read my horoscope in the morning and it's ALWAYS right!
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>>83137572
That song with the breaths is honestly the best movie song since Wonder Woman's Theme, its amazing.
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>>83140340
This is a film where most characters have names like "Vortigern." The one normal-named character being named Bill is indeed notable so you can take your sarcasm and blow it out your ass.
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i couldnt help but laugh every time the camera panned to him or he said anything, it was so ridiculous
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>>83140401

So you're not trolling? You're actually so dumb that you think there's something remarkable about Aiden Gillen playing two characters named Bill? How would you explain to a person that wasn't a meme-spouting inbred moron how this was remarkable or special in any way?
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>>83140502
Wow, you sure just typed a lot of retarded bullshit.
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>>83140410
I appreciated that they made a point of making him look like CIA in this movie. I think it was intentional.
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>>83140376
It really is. I've been carrying it around with me in my head for the past two weeks. Haven't regretted a single second of it, either.
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>>83140596
How would you explain to a person who doesn't browse this shit board why it's amazing that Aiden Gillen played two characters named Bill?
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>>83137521
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>>83140663
I would just point at your posts and we'd both laugh at how retarded you are.
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>>83140663
>associating with normies
wtf is wrong with you?
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>>83140410
Me too, but in the very best of spirits. It was a bit like watching meme magic unfold before my eyes.

Goosefat Bill - advisor to the King survives the masked man crashing this Kingdom. If only we could have gotten the Big Guy to play Vortigern. Not that I'm complaining about Jude Law - he was fucking great.
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>>83137521
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>>83140660
I was worried people would be complaining about the breath music being annoying, glad to see I'm not the only one who really liked it.

Definitely gotta watch this composer's other movies, see how his other soundtracks are.
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>>83140780
>My mind is blown by someone playing two characters named Bill, but I'll call someone else retarded
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>>83140150
Hello triggered newfag
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>>83140849
A third person just joined me in laughing at your retardation.
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>>83134360
What movie is this?

I can't read Moon Runes.
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>>83135559
Because he has no loyalty for a hired gun.
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>>83140888
>Hello triggered newfag
t. Reddit
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>>83137126

The omnislash was probably the best part of the action.
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>>83140797
I did enjoy that Jude Law literally turned into a big guy.
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>>83137521
reminder there is an Egyptian god called Banebdjedet, with blue plane wings and everything, he has FOUR EWES for a head, and the horns look like 4Us too
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>>83140376
I was delighted to find that there's actually at least two of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2LLS33eQvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVtqVxZgYI
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>>83139286
Because it isn't terrible. Downvoted.
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>>83140832
They love us. They really love us.

>>83140845
It just fits so well with what's being shown on-screen. I liked the whole aesthetic of Londinium, too - this sprawling proto-London built on Roman ruins. It's anachronistic as all hell, but it's fucking fantastic.
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>>83140975
How far does this shit go?
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>>83140901
The King Arthur movie.
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>>83140927
>redditor calling others reddit
Typical reddit
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>>83140892
Don't have a heart attack, but Aiden Gillen has played characters named Dan twice, holy shit. And Robert twice. He's even played a character named Aiden!!!!!!!!! I can't even, this is such an epic f*cking win
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>>83141156
Keep digging yourself deeper, retard.
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>>83140944
>close up of the scrape up the scythe's blade

Pure fucking kino. I can't speak for how the action looks in 2D, but those CG scenes were mesmerizing in 3D.
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>>83141153
t. triggered newfag redditor
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>>83134360

King Arthur general?

Was anybody else pleasantly surprised by this?
>went into this movie thinking this was going to be a boring grimdark CGIfest
>ended up watching movie that turned out to be well edited and paced, mildly decent acting, and a small dash of comedy

Too bad it didn't do too well.
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>>83141242
I'm still holding out hope that China will save it just like they saved Pacific Rim.
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>>83141225
Keep going reddit. Upvoted
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>>83140954
When we first saw Final Form Jude Law in the flashback, my idiot buddy leaned over and whispered, "Alpha to Agency. We have eyes on Big Guy. Repeat: Big Guy confirmed."

I snorted soda up my nose.
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>>83141345
Heh, tricked you into upvoting me. I win.
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>>83141242
The chase scene was fucking awesome, too. It's nice to see 3D used in a way that pulls you into the screen instead of just using it for meaningless razzledazzle. When they're jumping from rooftop to rooftop and the cameras are tracking from overhead, it really adds a sense of depth to what's happening.

The shoulder-mounted gopros in the alleyways were a bit much for my friend, but I liked them. I thought they pulled you in and made it feel claustrophobic and frantic, exactly how it should have felt in the circumstances.
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>>83141362
Not so fast, you've been stealth downvoted by a mod. My victory is absolute :^)
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>>83141895
>Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnfFW-vyzU

WOOO WOOOOO
wooo wooooo
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>>83142710
This is just mean as fuck.
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