>2 Critically panned movies relesaed this week >"IT

he is the fedora lord of all the youtube film reviewers.

>>83134757
Literally EVERYTHING is part of his fucking childhood

I like chris stuckman.

It's clear he really appreciates movies and enjoys them for what they are.

His videos are also very nicely to-the-point

>>83134757
I see this guy's face posted here all the time, can someone give me a quick Stuckdown?

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>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related

>>83135015
Heh this one is pretty good

>>83134950
He does short movie reviews on youtube.

He's generally a pretty positive and optimistic guy. The only drama i can imagine him being involved in is him liking a movie that other people didn't like

>>83135108
What about him filming himself crying because RLM called him a prick?
What about him being invited to stay with a fellow critic in New York and then stucking his friend's wife?
What about Zod's snapped neck?

>>83135108
He had some drama a while back about a rewrite of the ending of Batman v Superman he did that no one liked and he went on a spergout for a week.

Other than that, he's pretty inoffensive. A run of the mill movie review channel.

>>83135203
I'd let Chris Stuckman fuck my wife.

Also, zod's snapped neck falls under him liking something other people dislike.

>>83134896
Fuck off, Chris. You're boring and have absolutely no charisma.

>>83134896
He's a retarded manchild that hungers from acceptance so much he will do anything to get it. His taste is subpar and his directorial efforts are a waste of everyone's time.

His style is so monotone you want to kill yourself listening to him.

He's a self-important douchebag that needs to fuck off with his shit videos asap.

>>83134757
>even watching this guy's videos
This is an 18+ website. This guy's content is aimed at 13-year-old Lootcrate subscribers who get emotionally invested in the RT score of superhero movies.

"I grr-up" - Stuckmann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFY3BBwIFGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvctbUtnGPA

>>83137900
Does this faggot make a response video every time people make fun of him?

>>83135015
Hehehehe, christ
Screenshotted, I'm emailing it to him.
He is going to cry

>>83138912
please, for the love of god, post whatever reaction you get

>>83138071

It sure seems like it

TELL

>>83138986
He will make a youtube video about it don't worry

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In order to get a reaction you have to had gained his trust first.
Talk to him for a while, by whatever means necessary.
Whether it's through email, twitter, kikebook, it's up to you.

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Oh, here's the pic so you too can befriend him

>>83139611
>that pic

And /pol/ still can't grasp why girls prefer chads to them.

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>>83134757

you are all pretentious douchebags.

hes just some dude who likes movies and talks about them on youtube.

who gives a shit if you consider his tastes to be "pleb" or "subpar",

he likes what he likes and he just makes short videos talking about why he does or doesn't like them.

he has literally NO impact on your lives, and there is no reason to care as much as some of you do.

get over it

>>83139755
t.boring

>>83139706
>And /tv/ still can't grasp why girls prefer chads to them

fixed it

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You can took the boy out of the hood

But you can't take the hood out of the boy

>>83139755
Shut up chris

>>83139995
You just know he would talk to a she-boon, but became hurt when he later saw her sucking nigger dick in front of the corner store.
"Im sowwy Chwis, i ainkno yu leikd me. I taught yu was gay".

>>83137900
This is so embarrassing. His laugh to hide his tears is so fake.

>>83139970
>And 4chan still can't grasp why girls prefer chads to them

fixed

>>83134757
it makes sense that he uses the "i grew up with this" meme to justify his shit taste, since his childhood still isnt over

>>83135015

I laughed, felt bad, then laughed harder.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55e3dc50f2b0b

kino

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ENOUGH.

>>83134896
He doesn't understand shit.

Guy prefaced his Get Out review by saying he's had black friends for years. Point of the movie is exactly what he's doing.
Stuckmann doesn't understand movies. He's got surface level knowledge.

>>83135015
lol'd irl to be desu, 10/10

>>83139193
THAT

>>83139557
dump animeposter

>>83139755
>his tastes

He doesn't even have a taste. He's "That movie was alright, because it was good" kind of guy". He doesn't have anything to add, you can random person about a movie and the'll probably have more insight than he has.

>>83135553
Yeah but he was a lil bitch when people knocked his script and he laughed at first then it ate at him and he whined about it.

Also when he stayed at another tubers place all he did was talk about movies and buy blu Rays. Had no money for food.

>>83138071
He has to. He's thin skinned as fuck