can women be funny on films?

>>83134552
Sure, their lines are written by males

>>83134552
Because women never do this...

Except all the times they do.

>>83136614
In what third world shithole are women screaming "let me see your dick" in the middle of the street?

women think men wouldnt kill for this reality.

>>83136649
Random women have grabbed my ass in the street before. They have zero shame. At least men keep their distance and know what constitutes sexual assault

>>83134552
well. that dude's a fag.

>>83136649
CEO of archie comics

>>83134552

I wouldn't mind if they were cat-calling because I have low self-esteem.
If they were roasting me, I'd have a problem.

>>83136700
Same here. I wish I was joking.

>>83136649
England, but it comes out more like, "LEMME HAFFA GANDA AT YOR BELL END, GUVNA!"

>>83134552
How many men would actually have a problem with this?

>>83136833
oi oi m8, fancy a shag behind the shed? It'll only cost ya a fiver

>women
>in construction or any physically demanding job
fucking lol

>>83136838
Only numale effeminate faggots like in the webm.

>>83134552
>gender roles reversed
>the male is still the most productive one in the video

>>83136774
My self esteem is so low that I would assume they would be sarcastic anyway

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>>83134552
no

>>83134552
>if gender roles were reversed women would dress in stripper costumes and offer sexual favors to random men

okay let's do it

>>83134552
>women
>physical labor

They will consider waiting tables hard work

>>83136869
this. the lack of selfawareness and honesty is just laughable

>>83136649
Las Vegas

>>83136700
where do you live?

>>83136700
I used to have them touching my hair back when it was long.

>>83134552
see if some hot girls started saying they wanted my dick i'd be pretty happy

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>>83136649
I get women howling out of their car window when I walk my dog without a shirt.

>>83136649
I had two girls in a limo yell that they want me to eat their pussy in Dublin

First of all. How often to men really cat call by asking to see/grab a girls pussy?

Second of all I am pretty sure 99% of guys wouldnt give a fuck if girls did this. What makes women think it would make men uncomfortable?

>>83136928
Now replace this hot babe with an ugly old she-hippo and see if the point in this video still stands.

>>83134552
> implying any man would be bothered by this

Hell, I'd see it as an opportunity!

>>83137074
did you?

>>83136649

You've clearly never been in Temple Bar on a Saturday night

>>83136930
>They consider waiting tables hard work
FTFY

>>83137198
The limo was moving pretty fast.

>>83137179
She is a nigger, only other niggers allowed her to touch their dicks. They cut out the whites

I've been catcalled multiple times and I'm like a 6/10

Women are fucking hypocrites.

>>83136700
and i bet you were sooo offended

>>83137179
would still stand. i guarantee it

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>>83137346
>tfw people irl tell me i could model and girls online tell me i'm hot but i've only been catcalled twice in my entire life and haven't even been molested once

>>83137390
I wasn't, and that's the fucking point. How can women demand equal treatment when they don't treat others equally?

>>83134552
>tfw some girl yells at you across the street "hey you're cute!"

T-thanks

>for a moment I feel like I'm an attractive human being instead of a disgusting animal
>it never happens again

Yeah getting catcalls is horrible I hope it never happens again :'(

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>>83136928
Source?

>>83134552

This is retarded, women aren't as visually stimulated or horny as men are so they don't feel compelled to cat call.

>>83134552
Videos like this are retarded. There actual differences how men and women are portrayed in movies and how doing something different would be nice from time to time. But fucking bimbo models catcalling a numale? Give me a fucking break.

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>>83134552
Haha could you imagine if cute girls actually committed brutal sex crimes IRL

Like if you were minding your own business chilling in your house at night but then girls broke in and raped you

Or if you were walking around Paris and you accidentally turn down an alley and you're suddenly surrounded by women in hijabs who start groping you while chanting "ficki ficki"

Or if you were hitchhiking in the middle of the night and Emma Roberts pulled over to pick you up but then she drove to a secluded area, forced you into the back seat, held you down and raped you before strangling you with an extension cord and dumping your body in the woods

>>83137680
as someone who's been subjected to female rape, it's really not great at all

videos that protest catcalling always have white male construction workers as the example when in reality it's Puerto Ricans. Machismo culture is responsible.

>>83137680
>best emma
>raping me

You can't rape the willing

>>83137179
Nothing would change most likely. Most of the guys had a surprised reaction or thought it was funny and laughed. That would stay the same

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>>83137680
Emma Roberts. Of all the women in the world he went with Emma fucking Roberts.

>>83137718
what happened?

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>>83137718
Go on

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>>83137722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A

They look like they're mostly porch monkeys to me

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>>83136614
not to me

I've had catcalls and I'm an ugly fuck from Bongistan.

My cousin tells me that she regularly gets groped by lesbians, but only once has a man grabbed her. Any portrayal of sex roles today is simply aimed at demonizing men.

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>>83137729
She can if she beats you up first!

Is getting mired by women truly the greatest experience?

Some random girl complimented my glasses and it made my whole day. If someone shouted across the street that they found me attractive it would make my whole fuckin month

>>83134552
top-tier acting

>>83137753
>10 hours of walking
>get enough content for a 2 minute video
really makes you think

>>83137718
Sure pussy

>>83137753
STOP CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL

UGH MEN ARE PIGS

>>83137718
How much of a useless faggot can someone be to be raped by a girl

>>83137811
That file name

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>>83134552

>you will never be propositioned to have your dick touched by random attractive women

>if men were pussies and women were aggressive

... BEING A WEAK INSECURE EASILY OFFENDED FAGGOT ISN'T A GENDER

>>83136928
i guess they cut the ending when the mass rape started

>>83137851
>sue the cameraman for "causing harassment"

>>83137749
>>83137750
>go to a chicks hotel room from a bar
>we have drinks, fun all around
>I pass out, she had put something in my glass
>wake up
>everything's hazy
>I realize I'm naked and tied
>I see her, she has a knife and plays with my cock
>I literally try to scream in terror through my gag because I'm 100% sure this crazy animal will cut my dick and balls off
>she does some light cuts around my thighs, stomach and near my genitals
>I keep struggling in panic but I'm really weak from the drugs
>my dick started off half-hard but becomes erect from what I assume are drugs as I regained some of my strength, I sure as hell wasn't turned on
>she blows me and rides me raw
>after some time she stops
>comes close to my head and talks something, can't remember what because I was still drugged and in panic mode. Something about "futile efforts" etc
>does some more light cuts around my body, I'm sure I'll die
>she then walks away and leaves me there
>next day a cleaning lady finds me, I report to the police and get tested for all kinds of shit because blood and raw sex was involved
>no trace of her, had a fake name and shit on the hotel and has probably left the country already

I'm sure some of you claim it'd be hot but when you legit to god are sure you'll lose your dick and balls it's agonizing as fuck

>>83134552
If the women in this were fat and hideous this would be accurate.

>>83136869

they hold the stop sign

One time this ugly drunk girl who I did not want to fuck sat on my lap. I didn't say, "get da fuck off me ho", because I'm a generally nice guy. Instead I just looked at my friend like wtf do I do? Eventually I said, "let me go to the bathroom" and got up.

Now, if I pulled some bitch ONTO my lap, she would probably respond it some extreme ass way. Like, "what the fuck are you doing??". But if said, "bitch, get the fuck off of me", I would look like some sort of asshole and I guarantee the girl would have been offended that I didn't want her stupid ass on my dick.

I guess what I'm trying to say, is that there is a double standard for men and women, but it is perpetuated by both sexes.

>>83138059
kek holy shit that was way more intense than what I thought it would be

>>83134552
I would pay for women to do this to me

>>83137753
>"Good afternoon"
>catcalling

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>>83137680
>this post

>>83137483
it depends on the person and the situation really. ive been cat called a few times as dude too and most of the time i didn't give a shit or thought it was funny. this one time in a nightclub this older lady grabbed my ass and even started rubbing her hands on my inner thigh before i noticed and walked off but that time it felt creepy as fuck and i felt like my personal space was violated.

obviously i got over it in 2 seconds but it definitely wasn't a nice feeling.

>>83137718

same here, but it was because she was fat.

>>83138061
>get complimented by a ugly female.
>be offended.
how man dicks do you suck a year?
women get defensive on the street because rape.

>>83134552
Why are they dressed as sexy construction workers? Real life male construction workers don't usually wear slutty Halloween costumes for work

I actually hate cat calling. Any reasonably attractive girl gets random men stopping and talking to them or shouting shit at them in the street all the time.

Call out feminists on their retarded shit but it's not unreasonable to want to be just left alone when you're going about your life.

>also bonglander
>men in vans shout stuff to my 15 year old sister all the time

It's fucking grim.

>>83137811
>emma finds a goober.webm

>>83138003
Haven't you heard? Anything can be a gender now

>>83138138
what a faggot. you shoulda told the old bag that you woulda broken her spine if she continued

>>83138159
How many times does an average woman get raped on the street?

>>83138267
all the time man, I'm constantly having to dart down alleys and take cabs to avoid these roving street rapists, they're very cunning and they don't take no for an answer.

Women only hate cat calling when ugly fat men do it.

If Chad or Tyrone do it, it gets their pussies wet.

>>83138061
You sound like a girl. Fat and hideous is irrelevant. Guys will literally stick their dick in anything.

>start lifting
>summer rolls around
>heat a "heyyy~" from some distance away
>turn to see what it is
>bunch of girls waving and giggling, one yelled "you're cute"
>turn head back forward
>walk manually, every step feels like a challenge
>focus on breathing, sound like you're having a seizure
>forget to blink so your eyes dry
I hope I never get catcalled again

>>83138267
you stupid fuck they get abducted.

>>83138059
This wasnt just rape though. You were also being assaulted with a deadly weapon. For the most part men cant be raped by a women.

>>83138267
Depends how many muslims your city has

>>83138251
Then I guess gender just means behavior.

>>83136649
Whenever sorrority thots drink

>>83138059
>not using your man strength to break free from your bonds and turn the tables by destroying her butthole with your large veiny cock

pussy

>>83137074
Chinese tourists?

>>83138353
Hey, turdface, didn't you notice the implications that she fucked him?

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>>83137511
>be 15 riding my bike to karate class
>tfw women would call me bike boy

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>>83138300

>>83138353
So if I hit a woman unconscious before raping her, it doesn't count as a rape because there's a physical assault?

>>83138061
>implying it matters what a woman looks like if she's dtf

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>>83134552
>implying a an actual human man wouldn't enjoy catcalls from attractive women

>>83138456
a lot of rape laws require forcible penetration with a sex organ.

so by legal definition, men can't be raped.

>>83138471
I got cat called once by a woman when I was jogging. Its not as bad as some faggots randomly saying dumb shit when they pass you by when driving.

>>83138826
Did you get an erection?

i was focused more on jogging. It was probably some thirsty latina skank you find on tinder.

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>>83134552
>tfw the girls at my office call me "shoulders" or "ironside" all the time
>always ask me to move heavy stuff for them
>caught almost all of them staring at me when I do this, then they giggle and turn away talking to each other in a hushed voice
>ive never had this kind of attention before, honestly dont know what to do
>its my favorite thing about this job anymore and the reason I keep coming in and doing overtime, plus I started dressing better and hitting the gym twice as often

>im under 6 ft tall btw

I've been cat-called twice.

Once by a group of 13-14 year old Norwegian girls

And once by a 12 year old japanese girls.

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>>83139012
>hey let's get anon to do the lifting for us
>remember to giggle so he does it all the time
keep improving yourself though, just know they're probably just using you

>>83136928

I would punch that bitch in her monkey face.

>inb4 virgins calling me gay

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>>83137511
>girl compliments you
>she's being sarcastic

I highly doubt any of you dickholes have been catcalled

>>83139012
They are using you, it's learned behavior of women who are even slightly attractive. By the time they're 15 they learn making a face and giggling can get most boys to do a lot of things for free. Not an /r9k/ rant, just telling you that's how they nearly all operate. Enjoy the attention if that's what you want, just realize what it is.

>>83136869

Women are pathologically uncreative, and their best attempts at "reversing the sexes" are just dressing women up like men and men like women. It's like that "Feminist Blurred Lines" video that was supposed to turn the tables. They just put women in suits and men in heels. It fails at its intention completely because it keeps male and female roles the same, just moving the people around.

>>83134552
Yeah, because White men cat call and harass strangers all the time. God, I hate women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A

>>83134552
Oh my god a member of the opposite sex finds me attractive? This is absolutely the worst thing that could have happened.

>>83137753
Stupid setup videos.

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>yfw you get out from under the feminazi propaganda that's been pushed since the mid 90s and realize most women enjoy the attention and it's a very obvious line where it becomes harassment that only a jackass who knows what he's doing would cross it

>>83138456
I said JUST raped. That would be assault and rape you fucking retard.

>>83138425
Learn to read mong

>>83135288
Pam Brady is better than 99% of male writers

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>>83134552

Why are numales such repulsive human beings? Only shit I can just feel my white blood cell count fall looking at that diseased faggot

>>83139527
>assault
Assault is verbal threat. You want 'Battery'.

>>83136928
note the reactions of the men.
Although there is some befuddlement, there is no offense or rage on these men's faces. In fact, a few of them are pleased

>>83138059
To be completely honest, so long as i want fucked for life, id take it as a great story and probably Jack off to the memory.

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>>83136928
>That's my penis I don't know you!

>>83138059
... was she at least hot?

>>83136833
i was walking home drunk from the club at like 3 am once and a group of drunk birds started do the "get your cock out for the girls" chant. so being drunk, i did. They proceeded to laugh at my tiny dick. good times.

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>>83139405
>please donate to Hollaback! a non-profit dedicated to ending street harassment.

Of all the causes to send money to in the world.

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>>83139274
>girl compliments you
>you think she's being sarcastic

>summer of 2007
>had just graduated high school
>went to the beach with friends
>walking down the strip in a blue shirt
>some girl yells from a balcony
>"you in the blue shirt! YOU'RE HOT!!"
>the best I've ever felt about my appearance in my entire life

>>83139530
she was a man once, right?

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>>83139274
>elementary/middle school
>girls used to come up to me frequently, ask me for hugs and would tell me they loved me
>eventually figured out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly
It was all downhill from there

>>83139805
SCAM
CAM
AM
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>>83139274
>>83139905

>>83138059
Been cut up by a woman before as well.

Not fun at all.

>>83136700

>be in high school
>standing in line for something
>group of girls behind me start trying to grab my balls and dick from behind
>turn around the first time, they look at me blankly
>they do it again, turn around and ask them to stop

It was really strange.

>>83137298

Youve yet to answer the question

>>83137753
fake as fuck

>>83138699
Not even by other men?

>>83140079
No, it's expected that after 10 hours of walking around and purposely going into shitty Puerto Rican neighborhoods that they would finally find 4 whole minutes of uncouth spics shouting stuff. Was probably a last resort by them when walking in the white people neighborhoods got them nothing

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Only if a man is involved.

>>83139539
>what is assault with a deadly weapon

>>83136649
americans are subhuman, they don't act or think in ways we can understand.

>>83140201
>no ana gf

>>83134552
I once got flirted with by a gay guy. It was pretty nice desu.

Bitches gonna bitch.

>High school.
>Be an average student. Pretty unattractive.
>Have to write poetry for English assignment.
>Teacher reads it out loud.
>Embarrassing as fuck.
>Cute girl comes up to me and says she liked it too.
>Calls me "handsome" as she leaves.

I knew it was a pity compliment even then but it was still the highlight of my school year.

>>83138451
is that August?

>>83134552
What kind of man would be repulsed by attractive women making sexual remarks towards him? Also how would women be in any sort of physically demanding job? Especially women who look like that.

>>83140201
oh lawds, sauce?

>>83139688
LET GO MY EGG ROLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0ztaCwb-A

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>tfw only get catcalled once
>By a gay guy

>>83136928
i'd probably come up my pants immediatly

>>83140465
Ana Foxxx - Ebony Gamer Gets A Good Fuck

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>>83140488
The only people I ever seem to attract are gays and fat women.

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not catcalled but once in kindergarten this girl really liked me. and i had some torn sweat pants at the knee and i remember her rubbing my knee with her finger when we were all sitting down indian-style.
2 fetishes came from that, women that are taller than me and ripping clothes off girls.
i still remember that shit after 2 decades

>>83136928
this happened to me once but the girl was fucking ugly and old (at least not fat)

it really fucking pissed me off because not only was she not attractive to me, but my penis was also flaccid and cold (thus atypical length despite flaccidity)

don't think she could feel it through my jeans though thjankfully

>>83136928
This is actually funny though

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>>83140201
>Girl gamers

>>83136654
This

They have life on the easiest of easy modes and STILL complain constantly

>>83140730
post the one where the chick is masterbating then the roommates mother comes along and they start fuckling

>>83140201
>>83140730
Why do women pretend to like video games?

the really awful fucking time is when that happens to you, and its some ugly fucking hambeast of a woman who clearly thinks youre so ugly that she has a chance with you

>>83137680
You're imagining rape being committed by Emma Roberts. The reality is closer to Lena Dunham.

>>83139274
>>83139905
What the fuck was their problem?

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>>83140757

>>83140973
>>83140973
thanks senpai

>>83138452
Is that sign real? I thought I was just being some edgy retard but every time I heard that I chuckled.

>>83140916
Kids lack empathy.

>>83136700

I've been jogging and getting hollared at by drunk broads, several times. Women get cocky when they're in groups

>>83140771
No idea. I enjoy video games but it's something you definitely want to hide your power level with.

And if anyone asks you don't say you play video games

>>83140973
The girl on the couch looks disgusting


So leathery and caked in make up

>>83138194
>men in vans shout stuff to my 15 year old sister all the time
So? That's the age the average slag loses her virginity in this country.

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>>83134552


>be me 15 years old
>at laundromat with mom
>sends me to car to ge something
>some girls in a car yell "hey cutie come here"
>fast walk back to laundromat thinking "oh god there's probably guy waiting with them to jump me"

better safe then sorry

>>83137753
>How are you this morning
>Have a nice evening
>Harassment

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>>83141084
And she called me a dyke.

>>83134552
Is this supposed to make me so erect?

>>83141091
That doesn't justify it though dude.

>>83138194
english people are fucking disgusting

>>83138345

u r a pedo

>>83136928
>touching a dudes dick when he has weight over his face and you're going to startle him

the fuck is this bitch crazy?

>inb4 she's crying cause she did this to the wrong dude and she gets raped

>>83134552
This is so stupid. This idea that men and women are 100% completely equal has resulted in them literally shooting themselves in the foot with dumb shit like that video.

The reason women feel threatened by catcalling and men wouldn't give a shit if the roles were reveresed is because you average man could literlally overpower, and rape 95% of women on a fucking whim. A woman catcalling a man on the street is unlikely to be any real threat.

But because lib-tards cant accept this basic fucking reality, they can't even make effective anti-catcalling ads.

It's funny really.

Women can be funny. In the same way that black guys can be funny, or anyone can be funny.

The problem is that loads of people get caught up too much in bullshit preaching instead of comedy.

Feminism, racism, politics, whatever it is. It gets in the way of comedy.

>>83136852
Not funny.

>>83140973
>Amia Miley
>her only scenes are her playing the "kid"
>she's now the mom

Holy shit she isn't going to make it past August

>>83137069
Damn bro, you must be jacked.

>>83140201
>Playing video games with those nails

>tfw if someone said they thought I was attracted to me I'd just assume it was a joke because I'm ugly and undesirable

Yeah I'm sure it's terrible being attractive and having people remind you of that.

>>83141425
>women can be funny

Lel no.

>>83140341
Yea this happened to me too. I was waiting for two friends from high school (who were girls funny enough) and this little Filipino dude called me inside saying it was cold outside and shit. I sit down at the dudes table and he buys me a beer, about 5 minutes into the conversation I realize he's gay as fuck, but I don't make a deal out of it, the two girls I was waiting for show up and he's fucks off and that's all there was to it. I don't understand why people freak out in these situations

Having a girl compliment me would probably make my year. It's never happened before.

>>83141488
That boobjob she got was the biggest mistake of her entire life

>>83137069
Reminder that you're seen as a tryhard cuck and they're just mocking you or trying to get a laugh with their friends.

>>83141425
Post a single funny woman that didn't have her lines/standup written by a man

>>83136700
I watched a friend of mine literally have a complete stranger reach down his pants and grab his cock in a bar. Girls know that they can get away with that shit, the idea of reporting her for sexual assault didn't even cross our minds.

>>83140341
I've never even had a gay guy hit on me

>>83136649

I've been sexually assaulted several times. Once in 7th grade when a drunk 9th grade girl punched my ass at a party. Then at several different bars while singing karaoke I've been spanked and prodded. The difference is while I didn't exactly "like" the touching, I couldn't do anything about it because they were girls and I'm a guy. Guys are supposed to set an example for other to follow. If every unwanted groping and butt blow led to jail time then flirting wouldn't exist

>>83141387
>weight

that's what? 10kg? hardly what I'd call weight
wouldn't even kill him if he dropped it, the fucking fatass

>>83136649

All of them.

I'm Scottish and anywhere I go and wear my kilt (because fuck it, it's awesome) all I get is 'Are you a true scotsman?' followed by them trying to see my dick.

>>83140522
>Ebony Gamer Gets A Good Fuck

hot.

>>83137601
Kid detected

>>83134552
wtf i love catcalling now

>>83141912
He's right though

"Women are just as horny as men!" is a fucking meme

>>83141992
Yeah but they act like men for attention

>>83141912
Women have no sex drive. They use their vaginas to get what they want, that's all. That's why women have no problem being lesbians, attraction doesn't factor into the equation of resource gains for them. They'd be perfectly happy never engaging in any form of intercourse.

>>83138353
Oh, totally delegitimised then. Fucking idiot

An okay looking chick grabbed my dick when I was like 12, how am I supposed to feel?

>>83136709
kek

>>83142075
>Women have no sex drive. They use their vaginas to get what they want, that's all

Then why aren't they fucking you?

>>83139304

you'd be wrong and I still view myself as ugly.

>>83134552
>white from the front

what did she mean by this?

>>83142165
Because I don't have much money or social status.

>>83142165

Women often have a higher sex drive than guys, it just needs right conditions to get there whereas guys want to try out market, it just makes it seem more so because we can't stop looking.

Literally quantity over quality.

>>83142201
Surely with your complex understanding of the female psyche you should be able to take advantage easily though?

Or maybe you're talking out your ass and have a chip on your shoulder because women don't like you.

>>83142223
>Women often have a higher sex drive than guys, it just needs right conditions

You can just say Chad.

>>83137718

I got blackout drunk at 16 and this ugly chick took of my pants, blew me then rode my dick. Was rape technically but sex isn't something that men can exchange for things so meh I don't feel bad about it.

>>83142253
Spotted the roastie.

Not everyone wants to whore around like you, and insulting them for not doing so says a lot about you

>>83142258

No I mean they have to be into the guy. I am definitely not a chad and have experienced it. Any guy that has fucked 4+ times in a single day will know what I'm talking about, women can and will get more sore than a guy because they're the one taking the pounding but their body has less down time, they can power through it because they don't have to get anything up and will consistently want to go more times, with less down time then you. It will burn you out trying to keep up. Even with foreplay/giving head and everything else.

>>83136838
Just the ones that voted for hillary

>>83142325

then - than* you

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I watched Sisters the other day and it was actually really funny.
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are the only women in Hollywood I find funny.
Jo Brand the English comedienne is also funny.

A girl raped me in a bathroom stall once, but i didn't mind because i've been forced to have sex before many times and learned to enjoy it.

Seriously, bitches are weak as fuck.

>>83134552
Thats kinda hot

>>83138451
>riding my bike to karate class

are you me?

>>83142268
The same thing happened to me when i was 16. Passed out drunk on my friends couch in his basement after a party and woke up to some fugly bitch riding me. She wasn't fat so idgaf and luckily i didn't get an std so it wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to me.

>>83136649
Seriously, I'm not even attractive and had women yell things or grab my ass or yank at me in bars because the had a few too many. The question is where the fuck do you live?

>tfw love choking women in bed and how powerless they are
It's the best, I've cum just from doing it

>>83142529
>Not grabbing her by the head and forcing your cock down her throat balls deep

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>tfw no girl will ever yell lewd comments at me

>>83142529
This, get /fit/ while you're still in your 20s bros, the amount of power and shit you'll get away with is insane, also learn to not put pussy on a pedestal

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>>83136649

Happened to me last summer, actually.

Was walking near the park at night and some chick in a Nissan screamed "SHOW ME YOUR DICK" at me and my cousin as they sped by.

It was surreal.

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>at the bar for an end of the semester get together with some classmates
>an hour or two into it + most of them pre-gamed, classmate girl comes up to me, completely trashed
>she's pretty but not a supermodel, we've talked but we're not friends or anything
>much shorter than me, hugs me and buries her face in my chest saying she loves me
>sticks her hand down my pants
>fondles a bit, then just stops and wanders away
Never got that

>>83143108
You didn't get hard.

>>83143108
She felt that your dick was small and decided to fuck off.

>>83142325
>will get more sore
Sounds like the jews might have fucked your dick.

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ITT events that never happened.

Women aren't funny. No one is giving any of you fags attention let alone grabbing you.

>>83143146
Was I supposed to? It was just bizarre. If I did that to a woman I'd be in jail, I was just pretty shocked she would just do that.

>>83143250
>t. incel

>>83136928

THIS IS FAKE RETARDS.

>>83137753

This is not fake. It's just niggers and other minorities.

>>83137551
who's this guy? I see him popping up on youtube poops

>>83136649
Once when I lived in Canada I was riding m bike through a ghetto and some native chicks yelled at me "he sex m friend wants to sniff our bicycle seat"

>>83143523
I think your "y" key is broken my friend.

>>83141658
Maria bamford
Morgan Murphy
Natasha legaro
Garfunkle and Oats
Gilda Radner

I'm not some male feminist or any of that bullshit but can we end this meme where half of the planet is shit because of they have an innie instead of an outie between their legs? Half of the planet is a rainbow of shitty people

>>83143558
God damnit not again

>>83136649
If you went out or actually paid attention to news rather than your animus you would know women in 3rd world would be beheaded for that

>>83136928
I hope this fucking cunt dies
this is NOT okay

>>83143671
/pol/ copypasta aren't news anon.

>>83134552
Girls can basically be anything except intimidating. The reason these role reversals never work is because girls do t have the physical intimidation aspect to back up the unwanted attention of being groped/cat called. I have no doubt that even the skinny cuck in this video could take both those chick's on, and those aren't even dainty chick's.

>>83143721
Do you admit to living in a shithole or are you just stupid?

>>83143792
What's stupid is thinking all of the third world are Saudi Arabian villages or some shit.

>>83143769
this, it should be a huge shorthaired butch wearing pajamas

>>83141631
Louisiana summers are hot, nigger, and I need a tan.

>>83143853
so you are from south america, got it. Nothing to boast about m8

>>83137074
Why Dublin in particular?

>>83143939
Nope. Northern Europe.

>>83143958
>tfw memes turn out to be real
i dont believe you about the beheadings part though.

>>83143875
Even turbo dykes aren't intimidating, at least not to me.

>>83144054
What memes? I'm not saying it never happens, I'm just saying that beheading women who cat-call men isn't exactly the norm in the third world.

If anything the third world is surprisingly slutty, outside of a few muslim shitholes of course.

>>83144164
>what memes?
you admitted north europe is a shithole and i found it funny

>>83141302
He didn't say they were kids. I wonder what brought that to your mind :^)

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>walking to gym after work yesterday
>gym is actually in a leisure centre
>leisure centre is connected to a secondary school
>walking in just a t-shirt and work trousers/boots (i do manual labour)
>2/3 of the way there
>two girls in school uniforms walk towards me
>they looked around 14/15
>have my headphones in
>one of them says "hey, there" in a seductive tone as they pass me
>they both giggle
>i pretend i couldnt hear them
>look straight ahead
>walk at a faster pace
>autismo intensifies
I think my go to response when a younger girl does something like that again is to say "give it a couple of years" although im sure ill end up stuttering or accidently saying the sentence in the wrong order or some shit

>So desperate to have a girl touch your penis that you would be okay with if any old hag did it randomly in public
>Make excuses for rape because you're so thirsty for sex you actually think you want to be raped
>Make excuses for sexual harassment because you want some sort of sexual validation of any kind
>Call other people numales
Really made me think

>>83144302
I did where?

Not that isn't becoming a shithole mind you.

>>83137767
I feel your pain

>>83141098
long ago somwthing like this was a thing where i live (slavic shithole). not a long lasting trend but basicaly bitches (2 most of the time) were hunting in the streets for a drunk af guys and asking them for quick fuck. when you had your pants down, they will beat the living shit out of you and rob you. happened to my friends (the beating), ive only met them but i knew its impossible to have a sex with qts just like that. also i knew there was no chance to get hard because how drunk i was

>make a /pol/ post
>write "on films" at the end of it
>Nobody notices. 200+ replies.
>????

>>83143183
Sounds like you've never had really active sex

>>83136928
are there any where she has to pause or make a face because she realized how big it is? asking for a friend.

>>83144450
Sex is degenerate.

>>83144450
Stop the virgin shaming, faggot.

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>mfw I will never be a 9/10 gril that goes around feeling up other attractive grils in public places

>>83144564
Go join the shakers.

Oh wait they're all dead.

>It's a /r9k invasion episode

You faggots really need to sort yourselves out.

Get /fit/, get /lit/, get /fa.

Stop being genetic dead ends.

>>83144618
you can't shame virgins, they do it themselves by just existing

>>83144867
edgy

>>83144905
Yet still true.

Past a certain age, a male virgin is evidence of one or more problems rendering him an unfit mate.

Just as a single woman past the age of 30 does.

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>>83137680
8/10

>>83145007
grow up kid

>>83134552
>Women supposed to take the role of construction workers
>Women are conventionally attractive
>Wearing tons of makeup
>Skimpy clothing

0/10, clearly just an excuse for sluts to show off and get virtue signaling points for it.

>>83145070
>defends virginity, i.e. extended childhood
>"grow up kid"
ironic_sheev.jpg

>>83145163
>>83145163
still at it huh fuck you bigot

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Imagine

>>83145237
>no cheeky cock grab
eh

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>>83140730

>>83136928
What is the implication here, that men go around tapping girls' pussy? How fucking disconnected of reality you need to be to believe that?

>>83145357
Some men do desu, but some women do the exact same shit.

>>83144766
There are still two shakers alive :,)

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>>83134552
Friendly reminder that catcalling is a predominantly black thing, but the blame goes towards men in general.

>>83145514
No it's not, it's usually a working class thing.

>>83145593
you're thinking of cartoons

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>>83145070
>oh shit I can't refute his point
>better call them a kid
>HEHEHRHRLELRLRLELE GOTTEM WE DID IT REDDIT

Give yourself a hemlock enema.

>>83141629
why did she do it? she was perect before

>>83134552
The last (only)time I saw legit catcalling was at a train station in a black area a couple ears ago

>>83144306
>I think my go to response when a younger girl does something like that again is to say "give it a couple of years" although im sure ill end up stuttering or accidently saying the sentence in the wrong order or some shit

DO NOT try flirty, cool guy lines like this if you have autismal tendencies. You will look like a fucking rapist and they will call the cops on you.

>>83144306
>I had a middle school girl from my sisters class flirting with me in high school.
>friend nudges my arm
>steers conversation towards more flirting
nearly strangled him for trying to wingman me with a 13 yr old

>>83136649

small dick detected

>>83138059
Consensual cutting is fun. I got to carve my name into this fat chick's back once. Her boyfriend was pissed.

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>>83140488
>>tfw only get catcalled once
>>By a gay cat

>>83141658

Carol Burnette was pretty funny and I'm pretty sure she wrote stuff too.

I can't think of any modern ones though.

Modern standup in general is dead to me though. Very few still doing it that I like, male or female.

>>83136928
>grabbing crotch in the middle of a set
DELET
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>>83134552
>this is somehow insulting
???

>>83138059
I mean... exclude the knife part and it would be kinda hot

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>>83147677
>Sex with animals?? There's no TIME, man!

women are constantly being complimented on their appearance.
it happens so much that they get sick of it.
when someone they don't find attractive does it. they consider it harassment.

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>>83140488
>tfw only get catcalled once
>By a gay guy
>who is bigger than you and outlifts you

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>>83134552
>women actually think catcalling exists outside of film

>>83140488
>>83147822
this older guy used to fuck around with me in school and kept asking me if I wanted to be his gf (I'm a guy) and one day I got tired of his shit and slapped him in the face and he stopped doing it

>>83147909
it's real, at least here

t. Mexican

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>>83147806
don't reply to me or my buddy master shake ever again
or meatball

frylock is ok

It's not a masculine thing though, at least when the guys will get angry if a girl will tell them to fuck off or won't be grateful for such compliments.

Honestly all the "alpha" behavior looks really silly to me lately but I know that if i won't look intimidated i will get fucked up.

>>83147909
Only by subhumans.

>>83134552
Only a numale would have that kind of reaction.

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>>83136774
>tfw the only times women ever gave me attention in public were to berate me
It's far fucking worse than getting attention for being attractive.

>>83134552
>that webm
Most men would actually like to be catcalled. I know I would.