You don't do this /tv/, right?
>>83656741
i've only had sex with 2 different people and i do the opposite of this
I'm only guilty of getting the large popcorn22 y/o virgin
>>83656741
Nah bro, I cut hole in the bottom of my popcorn bucket stick my dick in it and ask the soccer milf next me if she would like some.
So James Rolfe's new series 'playlist junkies' is terrible full on autistic gibberish. I really think this guy has lost his mind.
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
it's mainly because he has the music taste of a 12 year old boy
>>83656951
What's wrong with his babby?
I'm fucking TIRED of this divide
Vote RIGHT now
http://www.strawpoll.me/13130956
1 >>> 2
2 is fucking garbage lel
>>83656695
IF YOU VOTED 1 YOU;
LIKE LESS ACTION
LIKE A MORE SIMPLISTIC STORY
LIKE NO RIVALS
LIKE A SINGULAR ANTAGONIST
You grew up with the prequels and you loved them. You only started hating it when it was cool to do
>>83656464
I dont even have a gf and u are trying to make me even more sad
>>83656464
I still like them, but people call me retard all the time so I am not sure it means much
>>83656464
it became "cool" to hate the prequels the moment they were released because they were shit
which movie has THE best soundtrack?
>>83656444
the only good tracks are the first 3
Dredd (2012) my dude.
>>83656444
Suicide Squad
i know its too early but this new season is garbage compared to season 1 and 2.
Agreed. The best Lynch came up with after 25 years is Kyle MacLachlan doing the pee-pee dance and acting like a retard. Pathetic!
No doubt.
This will be the one that'll poison the way audiences examine and discuss Lynch.
>>83656436
>LYNCHED
Given the recent Twin Peaks craze and me being a fan of Lynch in general I opted to put in Muholland Dr. tonight.
Is there something I'm missing about this work? I'm going to sit through it but it just seems dumb and mediocre.
>Contained within the original DVD release is a card titled "David Lynch's 10 Clues to Unlocking This Thriller". The clues are:
>1. Pay particular attention in the beginning of the film: At least two clues are revealed before the credits.
>2. Notice appearances of the red lampshade.
>3. Can you hear the title of the film that Adam Kesher is auditioning actresses for? Is it mentioned again?
>4. An accident is a terrible event—notice the location of the accident.
>5. Who gives a key, and why?
>6. Notice the robe, the ashtray, the coffee cup.
>7. What is felt, realized and gathered at the Club Silencio?
>8. Did talent alone help Camilla?
>9. Note the occurrences surrounding the man behind Winkie's.
>10. Where is Aunt Ruth?
>>83656375
>fan of lynch
>never saw his best film
lel
>>83656523
Never knew about that. It seems super helpful, thanks! I'll restart the movie and give it a second fresh chance with that list.
It's only being hoisted on a pedestal because everyone's expectations were so low.
i'm just waiting for a torrent. i'm tired of paying for shitty capeshit. they don't stay with me after i leave the theater.
>>83656268
>you will NEVER worship those pits
;_;
>>83656336
I'm a pitfag and I'm ok with that.
NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH BUT DON'T SWALLOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnhbEzJAS8
>>83656231
>Chewing gum
>Silverware
>Toothpaste
>Toothbrush
>Mouthwash
Penis
>>83656306
>not swallowing your gum
Why did the ring have such an immediately powerful effect on smeagol and not frodo?
>>83656204
because frodo was good hearted in nature. smeagol was already kind of a greedy little fucker
Cuz thats how JK Rolling wrote the fucking movie faggot
>>83656204
hobbits are naturally resilient to the rings power, because they don't desire power.
Why does this show get so much hate here? I think it's pretty good so far.
>>83656146
Thats cuz it is very good so far, and its continually getting better. Some people simply inherently dont enjoy prequels because they're usually less exciting and you already know where the story ultimately leads. However, with the edition of new characters like Kim, Nacho and Chuck, as well as Saul in the future at the cinnabon, the show has done a great job of keeping the narrative interesting. The how "NOTHING HAPPENS" meme is fucking stupid, and especially when considering how great season 3 has been so far.
BCS is the ultimate pleb filter
>Mike does grandpa stuff for 10 minutes
>10 minute montage set to music where nothing happens
>Jimmy's plot advances for 2 minutes
>Chuck goes grocery shopping
>end credits, bravo Vince
Season 3 fucking when?
Also Rick and Morty thread, no red*it memes.
>>83656074
bump
bamp
Am I considered a pleb because I liked this film? Is it one of those films that is showered with praise, therefore anyone who likes it is a normie, thus has shit taste?
Though, it wasn't as good as people led me to believe. I liked A Fistful of Dollars better.
Regardless, an Italian fatass made a film that offers better commentary on war than any modern American Hollywood kike could ever dream of.
AFoD > TGTBaTU > FaFDM
It's one of those movies a lot of people claim to have seen, but they haven't.
This movie is patrician, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>83656048
you sound like a faggot, tbqh
You wake up one morning and read that The Thing is real and has been confirmed to be in your home country.
What do you do?
laugh because americans are degenerate and deserve it
Kill myself
>>83655837
probably this senpai
Hey, O'Connel I want to fuck the mummy! Good thing I have the map and horses!
>woman with makeup
vs
>monster that actually looked like a corpse
She looks like Enchantress
>>83656426
That movie sucked, but I really wanted to fuck Enchantress.
Mummy chick is hot, too.