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Yes.

I have them.
Not nearly as bad as your picture though.

>>34769935
Yes, it fueled most of my insecurity growing up, I've had chances to have sex with women but I was too insecure about my body to get undressed in front of them

Yess 22 virgin because of this. Kinda hard to feel good about yourself when your source of anxiety is always with you. Big fu to all the doctors who said that it will go by puberty. Now i have to pay 5k to get rid of my mantit. Anyway to al lthe robots with this hang in there itll get better (i hope).

Holy fuck, most of those are afk hours right?

>>34769926
Hey faget how big is you dojo you ducking nigger come fight me fucking nigger I am not going to back out
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>>34770073
sorry to disappoint you. 80-90% of that time is spent playing/modding and by optimizing my fashionframe.

>>34769881
I have premonitory dreams every two or three years. They are useless as fuck, most of the time it's just me at my workplace. Usually it happens a year before we are transferred in another building.
>mfw never had premonitory dream of me and a gf
I never tried to change the timeframe that is appearing, I don't know if it is feasible.

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>>34769881
Well, either you have superpowers, or your life is repetitive to the point where you can more or less predict what's going to happen.

It could be that when these things happen, you falsely remember having imagined it beforehand. Write it down next time to rule that possibility out.

Eat shit faggot

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>>34769764
>I'm not white
>I can't grow a beard

>>34769764
yea all the guys over at /fit/ are super happy and aren't complete lonely losers :-)

thanks for the tip@@

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General Imouto Thread for those that want it, old thread is down.

No, I'm not desperate for any form of advice because I'm a bumbling autist.

>>34769699
How attractive is she, anon?

How do you know she is not a roastie? Do you shower together or do some other activities regularly where you see her naked?

>>34769579
Because we're useless
It's fairly, if not 100% selfish.

because you're not contributing to society, only detracting from it.
if everyone was neet then we'd be a third world shithole.
somebody has to work to feed your ass, what if that person decided they want to be neet too?

>>34769607
only the strongest and most courageous individuals have what it takes to be a NEET.

invite valid for 24 hours:

https://discord.gg/UuWVe

oregano thyme sage

>More than 70 people
>Comfy
>"Social outcasts"

>>34770461
we will prune in time, its was a mistake to post our discord in the /r9k/general i agree. still, the goal is to have a comfy time with true robots and were working for it.

Some do, others don't want it that much.
Personally, my sex drive is fairly low. More into sensual, cute stuff like cuddling, hugging, holding hands.

>>34769393
idea of sex

>>34769393
Yes. Right now. Fix my shitty high libido.

>>34768680
having sex with MULTIPLE people is degenerate. i will never have sex with anybody but still

>>34768680
Myself I think anyone who wants control of anyone is kidding themselves. The cops don't really control the people, the just uphold and illusion. Same with prison guards. If a woman thinks she go on the internet and cry "muh freedom" and this will stop men from thinking she's gross if she's slept with many people, she's wrong. Also sage'd for potential bait, just felt like typing that out.

>>34768680
When semen enters a woman's body, regardless of the hole, she absorbs and and molds it to her DNA. It has the effect of unconsciously making herself more compatible with you. The more men she sleeps with, the more DNA her body takes in and the more insane she becomes, able to hold completely conflicting beliefs, ADMITTING their conflicting, but refusing to drop them.

Another side effect is that your child could carry the DNA of other men.

As far as the "different standard" bullshit, I held myself to the same standard I held women to. I always pretended that them sleeping with other men was no big deal, and even lied, saying I had done it, but I wouldn't stick around with any woman that had slept with anyone before me.

Been happily married for 6 years this June.

>>34768502
Is it a boy or a girl?

origanoli

>>34768502
this picture is unnerving.

call it nervy?

>>34768502
quiggles

first word that came to my head

Im not a fembot but i do self harm, mostly for the blood though, i like to drink it its a fetish

>>34767846
when a white dude says "fuck white people"
what he means is "please have sex with me"

>>34767900
That's the guy behind the "Dear White People" Netflix show. Also he's not white, he's clearly Jewish.

Use anti dandruff shampoo and wash your hair every day/2 days, stop scratching it too because it makes more

>>34767829
there are anti-dandruff shampoos

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Buy apple cider vinegar with mother and mix it with water in an even 50/50 ratio. A cup of the mixture is enough.

Wet your scalp and put that mixture on your head. Massage your scalp gently, getting off the gunk on it with your fingers (not nails). Rinse after 10 minutes.

You're welcome.

There's nothing I love more than waking up, having my butler pour me a nice glass of Dom Perignon, then heading to the call center to earn the 7.78 an hour that keeps me in the lifestyle I'm accustomed to.

>tfw restless and bored

I wanna live in my japanese mangos where adventure happens

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Post contemplative waifus

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>>34766407
>Listening to lets plays or podcasts
>Weeb shit
>This website
These arent even that fun, but i dont know what else to do

>>34766407
>Learn some programming
>Surf youtube
>Shitpost here

>>34766407
>writing music
>shitposting
>being a good friend

>>34764778
Because in his view his background and upbringing meant that girls should just be approaching him no matter what.

>>34764778
You really think anyone wants to fuck some dumb manlet

Fuck.. wait a second

>>34764778
>perhaps girls would have approached him
You would be right if his type wasn't hot blondes. As a short asian guy, let me tell you that blondes are as good as off limits to asians, let alone short ones.