/britfeel/

There's nothing I love more than waking up, having my butler pour me a nice glass of Dom Perignon, then heading to the call center to earn the 7.78 an hour that keeps me in the lifestyle I'm accustomed to.

>tfw restless and bored

I wanna live in my japanese mangos where adventure happens

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Post contemplative waifus

>>34767423
What if you are my waifu?

>>34767416
You can make adventure happen in real life too.

In the last 10 years I've visited 30+ countries, lived in 4, made TV ads in America, travelled the length of California making a TV show, partied with hundreds of different people in tons of different cities, etc.

Adventure is real.

>>34767416
Whereabouts do you live lad? We could band a small group of bots to adventure together

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Animal rights row erupts in India over science textbook which tells children how to kill kittens.

>>34767719
London

fucking stupid robot reeeee

>>34767734
>INDIA
POOINTHELOO

>>34767416
Tonight anon can see a gnarly penumbral lunar eclipse, where the earth will shadow the moon just for a moment before buggering off on her travels again.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/uk/london?iso=20170211

I urge anon to take themselves to the highest, clearest point nearby and watch this solar performance. Something different to do on a Friday night. Do it anons, go moongazing tonight.

>>34767864
No offence lad but that sounds really, really gay. Like something a gay guy would do with his boyfriend.

>>34767864
Mate thats not an adventure, thats looking upat the sky. We're talking about plundering tombs for treasure, fighting an evil ninja clan, etc.

My dad keeps saying to me "Be a man"

I don't see how he's qualified to make a statement like that.

He gave up on all of his dreams and completely lost the flow of his life.

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>>34768080
be a man = be a conformist too because it makes me feel more secure

how do you move out your mum's house when you're a neet on benefits? I can't take this any longer

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>>34767197
i have to smoke weed, drink coffee, sniff coke, and tan a 10 deck off ciggy's before going to work. i work with low life and paki's
>my mornings are going to kill me before my work does

>>34767758
>London
>rest off England
two different worlds

>>34768178
>London

Good food. Good shops. Good looking people.

>Rest of England

Inedible slop that the locals are ignorant enough to be happy with. Tesco and WH Smiths. Kay and Lee.

>>34768148
>i work with low life and paki's

Sounds like a low class call centre.

>>34768080
In what context? Nfj3jr

my flat is so coldf my graphics card is running at 13c

>>34768488
He's pissed off with my choice of career. Thinks I am wasting my life by working at a call center.

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>tfw skin is drier than the fucking sahara desert

>>34768530
Have you told him that you're the 1 in a million paki?

>>34768530
>tfw dad thinks i'm wasting my life by working in a warehouse

Got a bit of a crush on a lass at work so did as I do and found her facebook

>1500+ friends

Oh well time to move on

>>34768530
>aerospace engineer father proud of me just for working 20 hours a week in a shop

Feels odd

>>34768629
Yeah I tried to tell him that I'm the one in a million paki paki paki but then my sister gave me a dirty look.

Thinking about pissing in his drink when I get the chance.

Durex owners just bought a company that makes baby food

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>>34768666
>only 500 friends on normiebook
It hurts, lads

>>34768717
>0 friends on facebook

don't have and account and don't want one

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>friday

Yay can't wait for two days without the whip being cracked

>>34768717
I have under 200 and I don't even consider most of them as friends

3 day weekend lads

how many films am I going to watch?

7?

14?

who knows

>>34768717
>Why is your profile private? are you a creep anon?

Buying some weights later lads. Anyone got any easy exercises you can share.

>>34768762
>tfw the weekend never ends

A bitter sweet sorrow indeed

>>34768717
Think I've got like 100. Never check it though

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reminder that these kind of guys get gfs but we're still kissless virgins.

>>34768717
I only have 40. I though that was a lot

what's the weather like in old Britannia lads it's a bit cold here but it is high o'clock in the dam

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made some nice sausages and scrambled eggs lads

how comfy are we getting on this friday

>>34768832
getting a gf has nothing to do with looks, that dude just probably isn't an autistic sperg like the majority of us

>>34768879
Correct. I'm fat and I have a GF. I have good social skills though.

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well done vinnie

good boi

>>34768922
lancashire reporting in

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>>34767658

Are you Peter Rodger?

>>34768922
Are tools illegal now?

>>34768961
No, he's a lot more successful than me. Also he's a director/DOP and I'm a writer.

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>>34767423
actually got 1 as well lad. on the phone, but it still counts eh
1 contemplative waifu

>>34768998
I want to fuck that snek so much it hurts my benis

>>34767734
that's helpful though. what if poor kitten is injured and needs putting out of its misery. there's got to be a better way than just stomping on it. some kind of technique, maybe hold the body with the left hand its head with your right,quick twist of the right hand.
i wouldn't mind seeing this book desu.could be breddy interesting

>Collection agencies getting increasingly desperate in their letters

Too bad cucks, I've already spent the money. Feel free to come round and repossess my 6 year old laptop.

what's your favourite film, lads?

>>34769064
your mum's porno lad

>>34769078
5.7/10 on imdb. I'll pass

>>34768922

I loved that sorry of the police dog getting killed during one of the Paris attacks

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>>34769004
yeah. get yourself a daki n fuck away
the dutch have the perfect word for it
schwaffeln

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>>34767423
Happy to oblige. I rarely get to use my extended waifu collection.

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>>34767423
no u first lad

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>>34767423
Think this is as close as I'm gonna get

>>34769054
>in debt
>using an ancient laptop
>thinks that his creditors are the cucks

Haha

listening to rag n bone man album

>>34768922
I always think if one of those dogs is sicced on you it is more than fair game to do whatever you can to kill it. Pull its legs apart, choke it out, snap its neck, it you're an illegal tool possessor them gash it with a trowel or chisel. Fuck that, it's a powerful animal attacking you. You should be fully entitled to kill it in self-defence.

might play some CoD 4 lads

is it worth getting an Xbox One or just getting a gaming PC rig.

I really want to play overwatch

I think I'm slowly becoming asexual lads. I'm wanking less often and it's getting harder to get aroused.

Not too bothered, I only ever did it out of necessity anyway.

>>34769242
better than wanking 3 times a day to bbw porn like I do.

>>34769242
I think you're probably just depressed, friend. Losing the desire to do much of anything including masturbate. It might get better, but it probably won't. At least, not withbout chemical intervention, which I would urge you to get.

>>34769265
If you like fattys just fuck one. I dunno how fucked up you must be if you can't even pull a fat girl fron Tinder or OKCupid.

>>34769242
I almost just wank out of habit nowadays.

>>34769385
Not that guy but there's a difference between fattys in porn and some fatty at your local spoons

>>34769385
I guess I'm really fucked up because I've tried and got nowhere.

>>34769462
I can't be bothered to wank myself these days so I just wank my dog. It's a little treat for him and gives me something to do.

>>34769489
Depends where you live.

If you live in some shit-hole genetic backwater then sure.

>>34769233
It's a police officer. Enjoy going to jail for killing a cop

any anon planning a film night for this weekend?

>>34769681
I was thinking of doing one. I was going to post about it tonight.

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>>34767197

What sort of call centre is it?

>new kettle makes brews taste like shit compared to old kettle
>tfw old kettle broke

also do any other lads head any strange noises out in the sticks lately? i live rural and i can't explain it but i hear noises in the sky that aren't wind but sound like what sound effects you might hear in sci-fi movies for UFOs and stuff

/x/ tier tbqh

>>34768963
a whole van full o' tools - obv. dealer quantity there, innit. Your man in the street with a simple trowel, still get off with a warning - unless sharp, of course.

>>34769772
Upper class mate. High class. I'm the only paki there.

if I came at you, would you beat me off

Genuinely thought it was Thursday lads. The fact it is Friday casts doubt on when my online delivery will arrive now. Fuck my fucking, shitting twatting cunt up.

Last /britfeel/ archived @ 486 posts. Poor show to be honest lads.

>>34769240
Don't buy an xbone, there's literally no reason to own one at this point. Sold mine last week after noticing I hadn't switched it on in about 3 months.

>>34769963
>online delivery

Darknet?

>>34767658
The idea of adventure is a fictive narrative created by the entertainment elite to make you unsatisfied with your life and in turn seek escapism through more indoctrination. People lived perfectly happy lives for millenia without this so called adventure.

>>34770011
I purchased an xbox 360 back in ~2011, played it literally a handful of times and it's been in the box ever since. Oddly I've got the urge to purchase another rig.

>>34770014
Nah, ordered some PPE for work, pulasar rail reflective trousers and some rigger boots.

>ask a girl out at uni
>she says no we're just friends
>laugh and say that's cool
>awkward silence for a bit
>"So, can I still jerk off to your facebook pictures?"
>'uh, what?' she says with a nervous laugh
>"aha just messing with you"
>get home after class to find out she's unfriended me on facebook

how can I salvage this? do I still have a chance?

>>34769772
I miss being a wagelord

>>34770052

Fantastic banter mate, don't worry about her.

>>34770045
>The idea of adventure is a fictive narrative created by the entertainment elite to make you unsatisfied with your life and in turn seek escapism through more indoctrination.

Fuck.

You're absolutely right and I feel like a moron now. It probably all started with the Harry Potter books I read as a kid, my lifes been a non stop stream of escapist fiction since then. Is there any chance of reversing this?

>>34770052
Oh god almighty Anon.

At least you didn't lose anything, she was never going to bang you anyway.

Might become a problem since she'll probably tell everyone that you were wanking to her facebook pictures.

>>34770052
good thing you saved them photos

r-right, anon?

>>34770063
Recognition of escapism as negatively effecting your overall happiness in life is the way of reversing it. Basically living in reality, which is what the majority of normal people do and use that form of media to fuel a temporary relief from stressors of living a full life. Robots however tend to get the lines blurred due to us living such unfulfilling lives in a real and traditional sense (basically lack of fucking the opposite sex and social success). Assuming (as many here do) that you will never experience those things due to perceived (but not real) flaws or obstacles leads to escapism being an overwhelming force in not only your entertainment choices but a souring of your entire world view as you don't (and couldn't possibly ever) have a harry potter like adventure. And it further depresses you since you have not positive external forces in your life as a point of reference.

>>34770046
Is it sad I get excited about a good bit of PPE? Got my steelies today and being able to kick a solid metal pump truck to free it from a tight space feels so good

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>want to go for a drink but feel like some company for once
>contact an old mate and we chat for a bit
>say it would be cool to meet up for a drink
>"i'm free valentines day, no doubt you are too"
>FUCK.jpg
>agree to it
>mfw think I just set myself up for a date when I just wanted a drinking buddy again
What do I do now?

>>34770144
I always thought I could seperate reality from fiction, but I've based all my expectations for life and rolemodels on fictional people so when I always fall short of what I want it discourages me from trying altogether. But the truth of the world is so depressing it's hard to bear. Even know I'm aware of what I'm doing it still seems so appealing.

Oh well, I suppose I could at least try to look at life without constantly comparing it to how it's idealised in manga and video games.

Want to have a wank but my hands are too cold. This is true suffering.

>>34770211
That's the seed of personal growth anon. Good on you for being willing to improve. That literally puts you ahead of I'd say 99% of people on this board.

>>34770052
Print a pic of her face, spaff off over it and send her a picture of your handy work.

>>34770165
>Is it sad I get excited about a good bit of PPE?

It's a little bit sad lad, but it could be worse. Post a pic of your boots if you like.

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>>34767423
She's trying to work out how >>34763625 managed to trip out on Nytol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PWHOVYhI8

Reminder Junlad claimed azulads boibutte

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Any of you lads know if I can get a shotgun cert if I've been in jail but the offence is spent?

Who here /bad lad/.

Would it be weird to get the escort if been seeing a card for valentine's day?

I'm not dumb enough to get her expensive gifts and shit but surely a cheap card would be kind of nice.

>>34770366
Yes it's weird.

Selected all the stop signs.

>>34770335
No, you can't. You also can't get a gun if you've ever been treated for a mental illness.

>>34770366
No it's not weird. Prossies get those kinds of tips all the time. You won't be the only one getting her a card though.

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>>34767423
>tfw contemplating whether 'anyone genuinely committed to equality of opportunity must be committed to global equality of opportunity'
>>34770366
could come across fine if you just do it casually i think, Though I wouldn't claim to be an expert on these matters.

>>34770385
>No, you can't.

That's a disappointing statement to read lad. I may have to immigrate to more tolerable lands in the near future.

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>overslept
>lecture was cancelled anyway

>>34770188

You've got to shag each other, it's the only way to save face.

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>>34768178
>>34768403
>mfw Londoners try to justify their over-expensive living conditions and poisonous air

Great food to be found in the countryside lads, shame you city boys are missing out on it

>>34770381
>>34770412
>>34770399

I'll be seeing her on the day and we have mentioned it, with her saying she'd get me one, maybe jokingly.

What about inside the card? A simple To X, from Y? I'd thought about writing something meaningful but worried it'd come across like I'm madly in love with her and make her think I'm too serious about our relationship.

>>34770505
If it's on the day then buy her some flowers. She's still a human after all, she'll appreciate the gesture that you're not just there for sex but for her.
You can also joke about getting a discount, sometimes works.

I wouldn't write a soppy message inside the card just put To X <card message> Love Anon xxx

>>34770505
Lad the only relationship is based on a financial transaction.

>>34770500
Londoners are still trying to grow shitty vegetables on their "balconies"

>tfw only one one of my friends that's neet
>absolutely nothing to until 5pm

Truly suffering

>>34768790
Squats, deadlifts, military shoulder press, and bench press. Those are the big four, add some pull-ups to the mix and you have a pretty balanced set of compound exercises

>>34770529

I'd thought of flowers but they may be a little conspicuous, plus I go straight from work and don't paee anywhere that'd sell them.

>>34770536

I know, but I still like her as a person and would like to think she feels the same. Not romantically or anything, I'm not a moron.

>>34770546
They have my sympathies, after so many years, I can't imagine not having a proper garden

>>34770412
please cuck me junlad

>want to see John Wick 2 next week
>only person who'll go with me and is free is a girl I rarely talk to
>John Wick 2 releases on valentines day

I'm worried she'll get the wrong idea lads

>>34770536
The difference between a prostitute and any other woman is that the prostitute is honest and open.

>>34770610
I can't imagine living in a city at all

>>34770622
>going to see a violent action movie on valentines day
What message do you think she'll get? There's quite a few to choose from.

>walked 4 miles
>had 5 grapes for breakfast

maybe this is the year i actually lose the weight

>>34770622
The wrong idea being what? That you're only interested in seeing a film but don't want to look like a loser on your own?
Don't worry, she knows what's up. Nobody is so insecure they wouldn't see a film by themself, so just ask her out for valetines.

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>>34770330
and it was good.
>>34770615
sure thing lad, i'm happy to cuck you lads all day.

>>34770188
Just let it happen.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgW7qoKhTS0

>>34770653
>>34770662
>>34770662
Worried she'll think I'm asking her out on a date and I'll get rejected by a girl I don't even have feelings for, can't think of anything more pathetic tbqh

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>>34770335
>Not using a fire blanket as a curtain.

Prison noobs! I bet they don't even say they're Mormon to get the free hot choc every 2 weeks baka

>>34770694
So see it a week after it releases when someone else is free? It's not hard.
It sounds as though you want to ask her out but don't want to admit that to us or yourself.

>>34767197
ANGLO-SIZE ME, MATE.

>>34770711
Most definitely not lad, I just prefer seeing movies on the release day, it's a better experience

>>34770730
Then go on your own.

>girl I'm talking to says she's 21 and never had a boyfriend

not sure I believe her desu

>>34770730
>it's a better experience
How? A cinema full of noisy idiots?

You're simply, objectively, wrong. It's better to see it later, when you can sit in a mostly empty cinema and just see and hear the film itself.

>>34770500
>Great food to be found in the countryside lads

Tell me one good restaurant. Bar a few, the michelin starred places are in London.

The french countryside is full of good restaurants. There's one or two in the UK.

You're an ignorant fool who is happy to eat slop.

I told my girlfriend there are some people in this thread who can't afford upper class crisps like Kettle Chips.

We're both absolutely howling. No luck lads.

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get HYPED lads
Only Fools returns next week!

>>34770664
>happy to cuck us all day
What a nice bull

>>34770839
>Well, not one that counts

RED FLAG

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>>34770862
Kettle Chips are the poor mans crisp

>>34770913
>poorly photoshopped, cheap plasticky packaging, low quality potato crisps that taste like stale Walkers

Kettle Chips are the caviar of the potato world. They are as good as crisps can get.

>>34770894
>lefty media gets so obsessed with diversity that they remake a series about two lazy guys who refuse to work and always try to scam their way to top, but instead make the stars two black women
We're beyond irony, now.

Will anyone point out that technically they're saying black women don't work and only want to scam the system, like Del and Rodney?

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>>34770894
Why does everything good have to be ruined?

>>34770945
>>34770979
Oh my god you idiots its fake just take like two seconds to google it jesus christ

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>>34770913
delete this now or you will be brought to the swamp to be judged

kettle crisps are god tier crisps. Only upper class people can truly value the taste, for we have acquired the taste from generations of selective breeding. We only sell them in peasant stores now to appease the masses.

>>34771006
Tyrells are made only of the finest Lady Rosetta potatoes

>>34767197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQp5mRfT214

>>34770939
Exactly mate. I've been all over the world trying crisps at some of the finest artisan crisperies.

I've been to Le Crisps Du Monde, in a small town outside Lyon. I've been to Tokoshako Crispy Industries in Japan. I've even been to the Crisp Laundry in California's Napa Valley.

Paul Crispenberger, the master crispier, explained it to me over a few chunks of Tesco tiger bread in his crisping studio in the Spanish countryside. He tries, but Kettle Chips are truly as good as crisps get.

Any NEETS here living alone in council accomodation?

How much housing bennies are you entitled to a month?

>>34771052
up to 1500 in housing benefits a month
more than enough for a decent semi-detached, 2 bedroom council-house
I never even have to handle the money, that's all taken care of for me. I live like a king

>>34771075
Can you afford Kettle Chips though?

>>34769712
noice.
i won't get fucked up straight after work then tonight,i'll wait till after you post
cheers lad

>>34771075
How do I sign up for that treatment?

> Genuinely considered a 3 hour journey tomorrow night to have sex with grill who will be really drunk and annoying and I'll have sex with several times next week anyway

Falling for the sex meme was one of the stupidest things I ever did. Be careful out there, robots

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--- picked up a little something from the charity shop hahah

>>34770906
I cuck britfeel of good content every day.

Finnish person here.
I visited London last month and there were Muslims and CCTVs everywhere
Also you get a 90000001gbp fine for littering or drinking alcohol in public. Why?
When did it all get do cucked?

>be at uni
>live with friend from back home, we get on really well
>he graduates a year before me
>found out yesterday he got a job in another city with his girlfriend
>he moves out in July
>I have another year left
>no friends at uni, I don't know anyone else here
What the fuck do I do now? I can't afford the whole rent for this place and I really don't want to go back to halls. Anyone here live on their own? Or live with strangers? What is it like?

>>34771075
what is your disability though?

>>34771223
It's London

Everyone knows it's a shithole, Ghengis.

>>34771223
If I'm right the alchohol thing is only in places like cities. Less cucked than the us on that one

>>34771223
london is like its own little country. if you want to see real england, go somewhere different.

>>34771195
>having sex with a drunk girl

Risky, does the fear of falsely being accused of rape not get to you. I'd live in paranoia for the coming weeks if it were me tbqh

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I think I'm gonna do a 5 hour slow cook on some pork shoulder today lads.

The question is whether I can survive till 8:30pm without having anything to eat.

don't wana eat anything to spoil my appetite you know, plus I can't overeat since I need 8% bodyfat so I can start whoring myself to gay men for money.

>>34771245
Why? When did it turn like that? Where are all the tea-drinking bowler-hatting small-talking true Britons?

>>34771254
Why aren't you allowed to get wasted everywhere?

>>34771277
>Where are all the tea-drinking bowler-hatting small-talking true Britons?

Not london

>>34769596
>A dog is a police officer? What heartwarming family comedy are you watching?

>>34771277

If you wanted a 99% white demographic full of cunts go to devon or cornwall(full of inbred hicks though).

London is pretty much paki city at this point, even manchester has a whiter population.

>tfw paki muslim child grooming gangs released already on suspended sentences

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38909352

>>34768922
According to my dad who was a police officer in the Thatcher days, these dogs are usually really well behaved and make good pets if you can find a retired one.

>>34771301
Do you have any fucking idea how highly police dogs are regarded within the force?

>>34771320
WHY
Who can I blame?

>>34771277
We've had a neo-liberal government in power for 20+ years. These people have investments in London property and they desire cheap workers. This leads to them infesting the capital with immigrants, and inflating the prices even more. White non-rich Britons are priced out of the area, because they don't want to share a house with 5 other people

>>34771273
you cant actually be charged with rape just because she was drunk. she has to be passed out. if she clearly consented to sex while drunk then you cant get charged. she might try telling the police but you cant get convicted of anything.

>>34771101
If I'm frugal for the rest of the week I can have a kettle chips and tiger bread crisp sandwich, with dairy lea instead of butter.

>>34771160
>>34771239
Get PIP and apply for a council house. I have autism and borderline personality disorder.

Lads I'm looking for an everyday carry knife that can be used primarily for work - I work construction - but also self defense. It needs to clip onto a belt or be secured in a holster that clips onto a belt.

Any suggestions lads?

>>34771223
The alcohol thing only applies to Sharia controlled zones, it's totally blown out of proportion.

>>34771273

It has a couple of times, lad. One night she was so smashed I refused to have sex with her but she got really annoyed and I relented

>>34771337

The british empire for taking over these countries and failing to completely enslave them.

now they're part of the commonwealth "aka niggers and shitskins plus the odd australian/candian who will never immigrate cause why the fuck should they" and can easily go to the UK.

Expect a massive surge in shitskins when brexit happens, and say goodbye to all the hot polish chicks and other slavic qts.

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>>34771301

Police dogs are classed as PCs and given respect

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279789/I-chase-I-bite--crime-report-dog--Police-investigate-completing-witness-statement-written-force-dog.html

>>34771363
>>34771301

Policedogs aren't actually afraid of conflict unlike the pussywhipped beta cunts we have from the police force.

The average 5'6 fat irish doorman would protect you better than 5 police officers from the UK.

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>>34771355
Try a karambit, they're good work knives.

>>34771357
>Sharia controlled zones
kek

>>34771361
us leave-voters love brown people :^)

>>34771337
Porky as always

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>>34771332
>>34771363
>tfw even a dog has more respect and value than you

>>34769233
You wouldn't be able to beat a dog in a fight.

>>34771363

I would not think twice against using a weapon against a dog if it attacked me. Police or otherwise. Having already been to jail I've no qualms about going back. I'd also use the weapon on police officer as well.

>>34771391

youre probably some fat autist virgin on welfare while the dog is highly trained to combat crime, so yeah, youre pretty worthless, if not negative worth.

>>34771404
Fat autist virgins contribute more to the world than dogs (and probably you)

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>>34771404
Not true, i'm a skinny autist virgin who works at a pub, checkmate.

>>34771413

the cope is strong with this loser.

>>34768922
My brother was bitten by a police dog and he was scared witless for months. He got a huge payout because it happened in our back garden and he was only 17 at the time. In reality the dog had followed the smell of weed from a couple of streets away, but only us and the dog knew that.
I think the officer got a bollocking for letting it off the lead when it got to the house.

Must have been scary, coming in from the shed at night only to be savaged by a dog and some stranger in your garden shouting at you.

>>34771413
at least dogs make people happy. fat autistic virgins feed off the world and waste resources and make no one happy.

>>34771427

skinnyfat is probably more accurate but whatevs.

>>34771442
pretty much everyone that doesent lift is either skinny fat, skelly, or fat. you get the one off people will naturally built bodies.

>>34771332
>>34771363
>>34771376
Regardless of consequences, if a policeman or a dog attacked me, I would defend myself. It is grossly immoral to deny any person the right to limit physical harm to themselves. I heard that a person at a protest was arrested for using a shield to defend himself when the police waded in with weapons. It's simply wrong. If someone hits you, you should hit back. What kind of cuck gets a baton or a bite in the face and apologises?

Just about woke up after 10 hours sleep. About to make myself an omlette for dinner. Nice
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34771436
Sounds like something a fat autist virgin would say

spring>autumn>winter>summer

>>34771392
You're probably right. What matters is that I would try. I would resist with everything I have. I see it as a necessary moral action, even if losing is inevitable. I feel confident that I could maim a dog at the least if not kill it.

>>34771462

you have absolutely no right to complain unless you lived in dartmouth mate.

>>34771460
tbf, if you are committing a crime its kind of your own fault, if you are not committing a crime, you could probably get the police done for harassment.

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>>34771474
Autumn > Winter > Summer > Spring

>>34771528
winter is too cold and summer is too hot for me

>>34771518
I do see your point. In the case of the criminal though, I still think you should have a right to defend yourself since there's no reasoning with a dog. It will be told to attack, and it will. Once that happens, there's no coming quietly for example. A powerful and vicious animal has you in its jaws. Survival instinct if nothing else should dictate that you kick it, punch it, stab it, slam it. In the case of the innocent man, let's say you respond the same way. You have committed no crime but in hurting the animal - which is hurting you - then you have committed a crime in spite of your innocence. It just really doesn't sit right with me. You'd be terrified, being savaged, and you're meant to just take it.

Quick. Someone give me an excuse to get out of going to shit clubs in town later

>>34771199
Nice slippers lad haha

>>34771562
Spring gives me horrible hay fever

>>34771621
>being allergic to nature

weak genes m8, i bet youre a manlet too

>>34771650
No i'm 5'6"

Do you think work would give me my clocking in times if I asked for them for the last few months?
Pretty sure my manager is trying to jew me on hours.

>>34771610
haha its cold and i'm /comfy/
>>34771658
i'm so sorry.

>>34771585
say you have the flu or something

>>34771662
>not tracking them yourself
you're asking for it desu

>>34771670
I'm thinking about saying I feel like shit. I've currently turned my phone off. I guess the positive is that the anxiety that I get from being asked to go actually wakes me sick.

>>34771669
>i'm so sorry
Why? I'm a perfectly average height

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>>34771658
>not a manlet
>5'6"

>>34771487
Oh fuck. That's much worse famalam

>tfw make the omelette
>mum comes home and tells me off for taking the eggs
Can't fucking eat in this house. Everytime I get something to eat she tells me off

>>34771711
are you joking ? lol 5 ft 9 is average. stop kidding yourself. you're below average height. doesent really matter though if you're confident.

>>34771361
>when Brexit happens
There's your problem anon.

>>34771669
Junlad would you be kind enough to bully my manlet self?

>>34771728
really? I'm 20 and almost 5'11 but I feel like a midget when I walk past uni students.

>>34771728
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?

Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.

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Might move back to the West Country.
Just wish I could find a qt to take with me.

>>34771822
yeah, just google average adult male height in the uk if you dont believe me. 5'11 is pretty tall.

>>34771822
im 6'2" and feel like tiny when i walk past someone taller than me

your life must be hell

>360kg, 50m quids worth, of cocaine washed up on Norflok beach

anyone nearby want to pick me up a key or two?

>>34771784
no.
>>34771822
thats still a manlet size.

>>34771834
Whether or not this is a copypasta. Get the fuck out ameritard
>>34771839
Don't do it lad. Unless it's Bristol there is nothing here stay away for your own good
>>34771859
6'2 also. There is no worse feel. Apart from
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34771874

I wouldn't know what to do with it.

Probably try to sell it on le deepweb and get busted by the old lady at the post office.

>>34771887
this manlet meme is retarded and should stay out of brit feel. dont be yanking it up in here, we are better than that.

>>34771887
DOITDOITDOIT
blox

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>>34770852
>restaurant

The city boy can't even prepare his own food with fresh, locally sourced ingredients!

Why on earth would I pay 50quid for a micro meal in London when I can get twice the flavour and portions from home?

All that pollution is messing with your head my lad.

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>My brother was a cunt to me when we were growing up
>Made my life hell every chance he got
>As a result, I refuse to talk to him or even acknowledge he exists
>He comes over to our parents house today to show off his new baby
>On my way out to get snacks he shouts "LOOK ANON IT'S YOUR NEPHEW" like I'm supposed to feel embarassed or called out for ignoring him
>mfw I ignore him and close the door while he's mid rant

>>34770913
Kettle Chips are the penultimate in potato based snacks, you absolute fanny

>>34771958

>Brother has moved out and started his own family
>You're still living at home and acting petty about your childhood

Epic

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>>34771888
>move back to the West Country
>back
You can't stop me.

>>34771965
>penultimate

Do you know what that word means lad?

>>34771958
Can we get details on the cunt brother? I want to decide whether your reaction is justifiable or whether you are being a Petty Betty

>>34771992
not in the slightest, I heard it once on the radio and assumed it meant the best of it's kind

>>34771989
I read that lad. Where are you moving from m8?
Don't do it!

>>34771992
He's right. They are second only to pom-bears.

>>34771985
>Brother has moved out and started his own family
Actually he moved into his gf's house, had an unplanned pregnancy with his gf and is now living in a flat the council pays for because he can't hold a job down due to his autistic manchild tier temper which he has no control over.

>You're still living at home and acting petty about your childhood
If you act like a cunt for a solid two decades why the fuck should I waste my time on you? I don't care about family ties, the guys a wanker, he's always been a wanker and he always will be a wanker and I refuse to waste a single second acknowledging his existence.

>>34772011
It means second best.

fucking snowing again lads, i'm gonna embrace my degenerate side and get some beer on the way home and drink it walking home in the snow. can't wait desu

>>34772033

Forgive him anon, it will set you free.

>>34771916
>>34771918
when will you learn?

really though under 6ft is a manlet and at that point you might as well be a cute sub boi for real tall men.

>>34772039
>>34772027
Fuck. I'm swapping penultimate for peerless then. Kettle Chips are peerless.

>>34771958
Man my brother ruined my family. He is a couple of years older than me and always been a dropout waste of space. Got involved with drugs and booze so I decided to take let him live with me in a different city to sort his life out. He constantly stole my stuff, sold things that were mine to pay for drugs etc despite me giving him every opportunity to sort himself out. Final straw was when he took my car after a day of drinking while I was at work, crashed it, and got arrested. Threw him out and he went on a massive bender which resulted in him falling into the road in front of a taxi, nearly being killed, and losing his left arm it was so fucked up.

Of course my parents blamed me for this and now refuse to speak to me as does the rest of my family. Haven't heard a thing from any of them in over a year. Doubt I ever will again.

should I buy a cheap exercise bike from argos lads

>>34772094
If they can't see it as his fault then they aren't worth your time mate

>Poor health triggered by weather
>Snowing
>In too much pain to enjoy the snow
>Loneliness kicks in when you can't do anything but sit still

Why must life be such pain?

>>34772117
if you will definitely use it
otherwise it's an expensive clothes rack

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>>34772021
Moving from Nottingham to West Devon.

>>34772144
70 quid seems alright.

>>34771998
There's hundreds of examples but here's a few:

>Called me into the bedroom then hit me in the face with a plastic bag full of hinges and door handles
>Came home from school to find my megadrive in a million pieces in the back garden, he fucked it out a window onto concrete
>He'd steal my stuff and sell it to his friends
>Every chance he got he took the piss out of me, for the music I liked, for the friends I had, for liking anime

There's also things he did to other people when I was with him that ended up getting me in deep shit too:

>Would pick on mentally retarded kids
>Would call people nigger and shit like that if they eyeballed him
>Would start fights for no reason

I got sick of having fist fights with him and our parents always punishing me for defending myself so I just resorted to pretending he's dead.

waaaaagggiiieee

its only two hours untill freedom time


wagie

better make the most of those two days

>>34772087
I want a taller smug bf.

>>34772121
Yeah you are right. Still sucks though, I used to have a great relationship with my parents especially my dad, but the last time I saw them they couldn't even look at me. They told me how disappointed they were and ended up screaming at me telling me I ruined my brothers life. That hit pretty hard.

>>34772194
seems like you tried to do the decent thing though lad, shame they're piling all this on you

>>34772194
You might benefit from some Molyneux what's happening here is (if you're telling the truth) that your parents can't accept their kid is a fuck up to the degree that he is, so they push the blame onto you instead.

>>34771359
Fucking a drunk girl when sober is weird as fuck.
I went to my ex's having had a bit to drink but sobered up one time, she was absolutely smashed still having been drunk since the night before.
She insisted I facefuck her then ended up puking

>>34772194
I don't know how they can say that shit with a straight face. You gave him the chance to start fresh in a new place and he didn't make the change

>>34772058
Fuck no.

I don't even think about him anymore except when he visits, I just keep it up because it annoys the fuck out of him and gives me an excuse not to talk to him.

>>34772158
Be sure to check teh weight rating. I bought a treadmill that could support "up to 150kg" and it broke the third time i used it, I was only about 105kg.

So the thought of having to go out is making me ill and thus creating an excuse for me not to go out. Anxiety coming in for the save.

>>34772168
As an older brother myself I was expecting the usual brand of conflict; teasing, the odd fight, etc. But he sounds like a complete cunt. I can't imagine treating my younger brother like that, and we didn't even really get on until our late teens. At what point did you decide to cut him off, and do you think your nephew is doomed?

>>34772157
Nottingham
>lots of museums
>has the castle with a rich history
>Shipman was born there
>canals that are beautiful at night time
>oldest pub in England
>more pubs
>countryside 5 mins by train
>hour and a half from Birmingham and Manchester with more museums and free stuff to do

West Devon
>countryside
>pubs
>boring villages

WTF lad

>>34772260
>I want to live in a city filled with pakis
Son, why are you on this island? Can't you go live in Pakistan if you think living in the ruins of a city full of brown people is better than the grass fields of my fair home?

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Name a worse city than Derby. You literally can't.

>>34772157
>moving to devon instead of dorset
Disgusting

>>34772260

Where abouts in Nottingham are you?

>>34772283
do you actually hate pikis? or is it just a meme

>>34772287
I spent three months in Derby and how terrible it is isn't even a meme. It is the worst place I have ever been.

>>34772252
>At what point did you decide to cut him off
About 3 years ago, haven't said a single word to him since.

>and do you think your nephew is doomed?
Absolutely fucked. He'll grow up to be just like his father probably, vicious little cunt without a single shred of decency in him.

>>34772194
The term 'projecting' is used a lot on this board but it really sounds like they're projecting their own guilt over your brother on to you

>>34772283

Calverton, we're I'm from, is gorgeous.

>>34772300
Its just a banter meme, we love our brown lads

>>34772287

You ever go to John Port school?

>>34772117
check gumtree if you can pick up. people trying to get rid of their unused purchases all the time

I'm making 3 hour slow cooked leg joint instead of 5 hour slow cooked shoulder joint.

Wonder if it will end up as good? the fat and protein content is the same so technically there shouldn't be a difference.. I hope.

>>34772300
>>34772323
t.poley

>>34772337
Nope. I went to St Benedict's, which recently went into special measures.

>>34772287
but senpai, I live in Bradford.
what the fucks so bad about where you live.

>>34772055
Sounds comfy desu. I hope it snows here.

>>34772300
Do I hate them on a personal level? No.

Do I hate what my country looks like because it's full of foreigners who have tore it apart to make their own mini countries inside it? Yes

I love my country, I love my people and my heritage. I hate people destroying those things, which is what is happening.

>>34772349
I think shoulder joints are supposed to be a little more tender, though if you're slow cooking it, chances are it will taste pukka regardless

>>34772350
Poleaboo is the greatest poster here

>>34772372
>I love my country, I love my people and my heritage
cant say that if youre white mate, das racist

>>34772391
Poleaboo is a fat paki who's an example of everything wrong with trannies

>>34772361
It's very difficult to put into words, the whole city just has this depressing aura about it. It doesn't really have an identity anymore and the whole place is really dirty.

Iceland delivery has just arrived lads. My mums getting it in now. Gonna wait til its all packed away, sneak down there and plunder some goodies. Might even be a cheeky toffee crisp down there.

>>34772300

they're ugly as shit, can't integrate and have a disgusting language and are in general, complete assholes.

Not every one of them is scum but the vast majority are. women are usually alright but only cause they're fucking domesticated as part of the culture

>Secondary school was one of the best schools in england
>get's a new headmaster
>messes with the current arrangements and tries to make it into and academy
>22 teachers get fed up and leave
>is now terrible
Glad it was my last year of sixth form when that mess happened

Any lads free the night of the 16th in Crawley? Im legitimately not a NEET tranny

>>34772398
I know I am. Fine with me.

>>34772414
That's every city mate. Then people like you move to the country side, enact the same mentality you did in the cities and fuck the country up as well. Some times you run back to the towns because you want a Tesco 2 minutes away, some times you just get beaten down and told to STFU until you're no longer such an asshole and fit in enough to not annoy others.

>>34772283
If I had my way I'd be living in Middleton, Manchester. Pretty white tbqhwy lad. Pakis may be the only downside to Nottingham but what the hell. Also, I didn't see that many when I went last March

>>34772296
East Devon

Why is selling a car privately such a fucking pain in the arse?
>swp 4 jetski m8?
>wot is the lowest u will take
>1000 cash 2day m8 (what the fuck else are you going to pay with?)
>will u take 500 (its up for 2 grand)
>finally someone comes to see it, wants 800 off because of a couple of stone chips
>will you take my car in part exchange that has sat for 4 years and has no MOT
>I will buy it if you get a new set of alloys for it
etc etc
Seriously considering just burning the fucking thing and collecting insurance money. I fucking hate the public

>>34772414
Boo hoo. We are all just blobs of meat consuming things for pleasure. Have a wank.

>>34772442
>>34772479
You don't understand, Derby is on another level. Anyone that's spent an extended period of time can there vouch for that

>>34771658
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8


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>>34772465
Because 9/10 people think they are some sort of wheeler dealer and think it's okay to act like the people they see buying stuff on TV

>>34772465
why are you selling it lad? It seems completely functional if still going for 2K.

Maybe try break it for parts?

>>34772492

I like Derby. Has a quality swinger's club

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>>34772424
What would we be doing? Going bowling?

>>34772519
breaking a up is great if you have space, I'd totally break up my old peugeot 206 but because it's in a shared parking space I can't have a partially gutted car sitting out in the car park

>>34772372
>I love my country, I love my people and my heritage. I hate people destroying those things

the conservatives are doing more harm than a bunch of pakis. NHS is getting torn apart, more and more children are being brought up in poverty, zero hour contracts, increased uni prices, bed room tax, etc. are country is small as fuck and rich, there is no need for the distribution of wealth to be this unequal.

>>34772421
i have never really spoken to any of them desu. i only ever see them in shops.

Anybody got the photos of the /britfeel/ meetup from a couple years back. Haven't seen them in so long and I get a good chuckle everytime. Swear one of the guys was eating a curry

>>34772545
was thinking spoons or something, need to be around the station/shopping center

>>34772519
I got a new job which pays a lot better and involves seeing clients, so bought a newer nicer one. Apparently turning up to client visits in an ancient car isn't really ok, and the company car scheme is shit. Breaking it for parts might be an idea. Or maybe we buy any car

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>>34772576
I got you my lad, enjoy

>>34772603
what car is the one you are selling?
I work for a small fabric company and used to drive around a battered old pickup and would go to customers houses, I even delivered a freshly recovered foot stool to someone and had the thing sitting in the back of the pickup wrapped in plastic and bubble wrap to keep it safe

>>34772595
There's a spoons in crawley? Tbqh I haven't been there in a long time

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>>34767423

>tfw the golden age of total organic synthesis is over

>>34772624
I've never ventured to /brit/. I sometimes go to brit/pol/ but rarely ever leave here.

>>34772323
Can I join your rape gang?

>>34772603
Don't do WBAC, even trading it in at part-ex will give you more I bet.

>>34772672
Apparently there's a few around the shopping center, though I haven't physically been there to confirm yet

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>>34772679
>going on a board of shitskins to talk about shitskins
wew

>>34772560
The NHS is being torn apart because of the Pakis. There is no divide between the traitors who allow mass immigration and the invaders who tear stuff down. It's like arguing Sauron and the Orcs are different factions, they're the same damn group but ones in charge. What do you think happens to a country when you flood it with non-natives? The Natives aren't even breeding to replacement rates and yet our systems collapsing under record numbers of users. Doesn't that strike you as a problem caused by non-natives flooding the country and having 7 kids each?

I can't be arsed to deal with the rest of your lefty bollocks. Maybe you should look into paying for your own schooling and you might have a bloody clue about economics.

>>34772668
Just a ford mondeo, nothing special. Sounds a pretty comfy job lad, wish i could justify a pickup. Even went to look at the new Ranger but I think that would probably piss my boss off even more

>>34772417
>Iceland
>Goodies

I'm a traveller and even I wouldn't shop in fucking Iceland

>>34772624
Kek I remember that one but I was talking about a different one. It was the reading meetup I think

>>34772717
I have very different views from them so it's interesting to get a different perceptive on things. Sometimes I piss them off too which is fun.

>>34772722
>I think that would probably piss my boss off even more

Fucking hell, where do you work? Glad I'm my own boss now, but I went out with fireworks when I stuffed my line manager when I was a sponging permie.

What motor you got now?

>>34772723
>iceland
>not yummy treat galore
Poshboys OUT

>>34772723
Are you the fat lad obsessed with French food?

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>>34772723
you act like these don't even exist

>>34772707
I see, well why do you have to stick near the station? Not planning a full night out?

Had no idea /Brit/ was a thing. Are they like us but functional?

>>34772779
Damn.. those things are filth in a box mate.

>>34772779
Would rather go to the kebab house and get a yummy large doner with extra garlic mayo

>>34772779
They give you better quality food in prison.

State of it

Right, going for a shit and a shower lads.

>>34772785
If you mean on 8? No. They're tripfags who circle jerk each other.

>>34772757
I'm an accountant, work car park is literally full of white or black German cars. I was told to park my car round the corner from clients until I got a new one kek

Got a BMW 535d now, pretty ubiquitous but it is really nice. Not used to having a car that is actually nice.

Checked out the delivery. No toffee crisps. Just had a go at my mum for only buying kit kats

>>34772779
What is this abomination? Why would you ever buy a kebab not from a kebabie

>>34772779

I would sooner eat out of the rubbish bin.

>>34772817
I'm assuming he meant on /int/

>>34772721
there are always going to be people that want to come into the country. its the governments responsibility to make sure this kinda thing does not happen.

>Maybe you should look into paying for your own schooling and you might have a bloody clue about economics.

the countries loses billions on tax avoidance because the conservatives refuse to do anything about it. the country wouldent lose anything by giving more people opportunities.

ikb4 "but anon, if everyone can go to university, then it wont be worth anything and the government will just be wasting resources" nah, they should make it harder to get in, if someone is actually dedicated, they should be given the opportunity.

>>34772722
I used to be moving stuff around all the time and running a car and another vehicle didn't make sense so I went with the one that was actually bringing the money in which was my beater pickup, I'd never buy a new pickup though. They have too much going on in them.

>>34772818
Buy whatever the fuck you want man. The illusion of "Professionalism" is one that annoys me a lot. Buy what works the best not what looks the best.

Just checked out /Brit/. Absolutely shameful so far desu. Didn't even see a crisp tier list lads.