A question for NEETs that don't play video games; How do

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>>34766407
>Listening to lets plays or podcasts
>Weeb shit
>This website
These arent even that fun, but i dont know what else to do

>>34766407
>Learn some programming
>Surf youtube
>Shitpost here

>>34766407
>writing music
>shitposting
>being a good friend

>>34766407
I've been a NEET for over a year and don't play vidya. I read books, tend to my plants, watch films, chat online, drink, and sleep a lot.

Anime and reading mainly, should get through 50 books and 100 anime series' this year again

Also shitposting and listening to shitty weeb music

Fapping, make music, work out, watch anime, night walk, and a lot of 4chan in between.

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back when i had friends i would talk to them

but now, i just lay in bed, worrying about how to snow is going to consume me

reading literature
doing homework

>>34766407
This shitty website and other chans.

Leaving chans forever is my last autism barrier that gets in my way through life, but I need something else to do with my time that I enjoy. Sometimes I try to read a math book or learn Scheme, but I give up in the first 15 minutes, because lets face it, that shit is boring.

>>34767301
>being a good friend
nice anon

I play sometimes, but lately I've been working on automation applets in python desu

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>>34766407
YouTube videos, Learning everything about computers and fixing stuff, Cuisine, Listening to music, Browsing chans, Playing an instrument, Watching animes, Getting interested in others languages, Taking naps, Sometime leaving my home to take a walk (Not in winter though), Reading about different topics.

There is so much to do.

>>34766407
>spend an inordinate amount of time on this website
>practice guitar
>write and record music
>go to band rehearsals and an occasional gig

>>34766407
I play video games, but not very much
I spend an hour or less a day on world of warcraft doing dailies, except on tues and thurs when I raid, which is usually 3-4 hours
I'll play league of legends sometimes, I genuienly enjoy playing, but I get bored after like 5 games
otherwise, watching youtube, anime or just listening to music, which takes up most of my time

Obsessing over the best combinations and pricing of consumer purchases that probably don't make my life any better but definitely give me happiness for like a second before realizing I didn't really need it.

>>34766407

I'm not capable of enjoying anything anymore, since I've realized my inferiority.
I spend most of the day dreaming how much better my life would have been if my teenage years had gone slightly differently and wishing I could be a different person.

4chan. Sometimes shitposting. Chat online with strangers that I usually never keep in contact with. Listen to music all day. Sometimes write. Watch videos on Jewtube. That's it.

>>34766407
If I didn't play video games I'd probably read a lot more books. Pirated, of course. And watch more stuff like Giant Bomb or Red Letter Media.

>Sit and listen to a lot of ASMR
>Re-read articles on one blog over and over
>Watch TV (wrestling, crime shows, Degrassi)
>Play guitar
>Sometimes watch anime

That's about it, it's boring

>>34766407

lost interest in video games like 5 months ago, lost interest in anime before that(only show i watched the past half year that I liked was Haikyuu3)

i mainly read a lot of wikipedia articles, practice the piano, learn japanese, listen and read conservative podcasts/opinions

>>34766407
Shit if i didnt play vidya i wouldnt have enough to do, since im pretty passionate about being the best

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>>34766407
Stretching, meditating, dancing, singing, and drawing hentai.

>>34769042
>drawing hentai
You can't just say that and expect no one to take the bait.
Anon pls post examples.

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drawing, ukulele, writing, comics, books
used to smoke lots of weed but i'm really cutting in that habit

>>34766866
>Weeb shit
like what kind

Work, playing and learning about guitars, listening to music, looking at pictures I've saved over the years, youtube, streams, chatrooms, shitposting, lurking/stalking girls' instagrams, etc.

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I just browse 4chan, fap and sit and stew in my brainfog all day.

There should be a government mandated program were my kind are all rounded up and either forced to perform manual labor or killed.

i spend all day on imageboards

>>34769272
>NEET
>WORK
??

literally spend all day in my bed

>>34766407
Watching random crap on Youtube and lurking here

Do you guys read stuff in mind or read out load?

>>34769573
Can't remember what I've read if doing it out loud

>>34766407
i just got a new computer and started playing games again after like 4 years
as a neet i cant really claim there is something i do often enough to be a routine since i easily waste days shitposting but drawing is nice and so is youtube
also cooking when im not broke

>>34767990
One could say, you lack focus and/or direction.

>>34766407
>Sleep
>Watch YouTube
>Watch TV
>Listen to Radio

>>34766407
Not a NEET, currently in education, but they probably just keep themselves busy with 4chan.

>that guy that is always 24/7 wearing headphones

That's me. Podcasts about movies, spooky stuff or history.
I've also noticed an unhealthy liking to friend simulators, like red letter media and demos live streams.
Also constant smoking of cigarettes, weed and drinking beer.
I haven't accomplished anything in 5 years.

>>34769670
I've stopped taking mine off apart from when I shower and sleep. I just unplug them now.

>>34766407
I used to play video games a lot. Matter of fact I'm still really high rank in some of them but I just don't enjoy anything anymore. I pretty much sit here doing nothing most days.

>>34768514
Now if only you were passionate about being the best at something that actually mattered

>>34769630
I played some mmo a year ago before realizing I was playing it wrong
I was surprised how fast I got into a guild ad how friendly people were there
After two months I just kept making excuses not to play and well after a while I just uninstaller

i just read literature, most other forms of entertainment(video games, anime) are very pleb-tier and usually fail to hold me attention

41 posters but how many were honest

>>34769763
A lot of us don't even play video games.

>>34769775
Good for you

Seriously

Good for you

Video games are the gateway failure

I lift weights and try to ride my bicycle 100 miles a week. I'm 100% deaf after a hydraulic unit exploded in the room next to me when I was 15. I got a fat settlement because the company responsible for the explosion has welded shut the relief valve because it kept leaking. I'm on permanent disability, and at first I say around and got fat. Now I'm dedicated to being an athlete. It's been 8 years and that accident honestly was the best thing that ever happened to me.

>>34768221
me too buddy high school couldve been awesome

I'm a computer dude from way back

(Currently still conducting an ongoing experiment on DALVIK)

when I was young, I taught myself how to model and render full blown high res 3D animation on a Commodore Amiga

I am the guy who would be DESIGNING and CREATING the games, not playing them

I find playing other people's music (covers) to be the antithesis of music

I find painting other people's paintings (reproductions) to be the opposite of art

I find using trendy stupid catchphrases (NEET, beta, Chad, Stacey, normie, etc) to be the polar opposite of thinking for yourself

And I find playing video games to be gay as fuck

So do women

If you were a woman, and you met a man you thought was interesting, then you discovered that he spent his days and nights playing video games, would you invest your life into this man ?...

Fuck NO you wouldnt

>>34769827
Do you live off of the settlement or are you working / student?

Also how is life being deaf?

>>34769827
I'm very happy about your ability to have to listen to anything

It's too bad that 4chan is a medium of the written word

It would work out perfectly for you if this was a voice forum

This website is the fastest direct path to homosexuality

Now.... The lifting weights thing

Do you plan on being a homosexual ?

Are you already ?

Then WHY are you doing the lifting of bullshit gay ass weights ?

Cool women are NOT even vaguely interested in bodybuilders

That's almost as bad as being a video gamer

That's how women can determine who's gay and who is heterosexual: do they lift weights and do they play video games

>>34770132
why tf are you going on about women.

He ain't doing that shit for pussy nigga

>>34770132
Filtered,
Get fucked kid

>>34769228
Do you have any hints on cutting down your weed intake? I know it's not physically addictive but, psychologically speaking, I think all the years I spent smoking weed have turned it into something of a crutch

>>34770170
>>34770156
ignore the namefag lads, probably just vexed its first attempt at bait was ignored.

>>34770254
>johnny neptune
>first attempt at bait

The fucker has been around for years

This one is probably just an imposter though

Either way, he's an annoying cunt that should be instantly banned whenever he shows up

>>34770156
Obviously not

Just like anything YOU do

Definitely NOT to get a girl

Hence your video gaming and irreverent homosexuality

mostly watching anime all day lol

>>34770170
Lol @ kid

I'm 53teen years old

I'm MARRIED

my wife and I have a girlfriend

Go filter my nuts on your chin

And play some more ZELDA

Faggotfart

>>34770275
Hee Hee

Thankyou, sir

That was one of the greatest compliments I have ever received

>>34766407

I unironically just post on 4chan all day

You know the usual, videogames, watching series and movies, making /pol/ zionist.

Plan out how i am gonna my life only to realize that another year has been spend on planning but doing nothing

When I go into Subway to order a sandwich, they asked me what kind of cheese i want on my sandwich.

I always say "the MINORITY CHEESE"

Invariably they will ask me "what is the minority cheese ?"

"THE WHITE AMERICAN"

(when they're finished laughing they usually give me a free sandwich)

It's about time whites got bitchslapped

OH YEAH.... VIDEO GAMES SUCK

>>34766407
I just go on long walks while thinking about stuff. I usually look up hotels and explore the surrounding areas over the course of a few days, because I'm bored of the area where I live. I find it extremely relaxing, especially when the weather gets bad. I also like to get lost just to see if I'm able to find my way back.

This thread will be useful to me, seeing how diabetes killed my wrists by atrophying the nerves.

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Read manga/watch anime
Browse 4chan
Listen to music
Fap once a day

>>34766866
Listen to philosophy and history on Youtube. It makes you feel more intelligent and sophisticated, without the hard work associated with becoming such.

>>34770686
One time my mother told me to 'get lost'

I was so smart I actually found myself

>>34770715
But watching porn incessantly has yet to make you feel like a heterosexual ?

Go figure

>>34769891
Am I the only one who ever notices this nutcase?

>>34770789
No, we just all ignore him

>>34770835
LOL SURE YOU DO

HAHAHA FAIL

If you ignored me, you would be asking "who are you talking about?"

... but you didn't ask that at all...

... instead you lied about your ability to ignore me....

But that's par for the course with you...

... you pretend you're capable of doing a lot of things...

... I thought I told you to get back in front of gaming console and continue to cement your homosexuality......

I actually spend 90% of my day walking, which is what I'll miss the most when I finally get a job. It's good to be able to be as psychically fit as I want instead of having to be lazy sometimes just for the benefit of the job.

While I am walking, I watch TV and YouTube, read books on my Kindle Paperwhite, and listen to music and podcasts. I often also chat online using chat apps.

It truly is the perfect life.

>>34769291
Why though. You have a health problem obviously. A mental health problem. Cut yourself some slack. Society is there to care for those who need help

>>34766407
Music, reading, buying random 20c albums or VHS tapes and sitting around in this fucking heat.

NOT

A

NEET

BECAUSE

I'M IN EDUCATION

>>34771012
Oh. And chronic masturbating

>>34771014
WHY

DID

YOU

REPLY

TO

THIS

THREAD?

AND

WHY

IN

THIS FASHION?

>>34770789
Hello there

My name is Johnny Neptune

All of my friends simply call me 'Neptune'...

I'm 53teen years old.

I used to be THE original BETA

I manifested EXTREME hypomania at the ripe young age of 6

(It normally doesn't manifest until around age 19)

I was a prisoner of my own fears

Much like you

I am a VERY talented professional illustrator.

When I was 12, I had a publishing company SEEK ME OUT (at only 12) to illustrate the cover of one of their magazines.

I received $3,600 for about an hour's worth of drawing ( I would have been doing it for free anyway )

I knew IMMEDIATELY what I wanted to do with the rest of my life

I was also an overeater, in denial, and had become morbidly obese

I have a documented Wechsler Scale score that... Well.... Puts me in the top .0001%

Anyway, I turned my life around

I STOPPED LYING TO MYSELF

I STOPPED MAKING EXCUSES

I MANNED UP

I lost ALL of the weight... Fast... Easy...

I became an extrovert... Assertive

(Assertive starts with ASS)

I got hired as a stripclub DJ

I've fucked WELL over 575+ girls (and women)

I've overcome the EXACT issues these failures cling to

I'm MARRIED to wendy

She was a lipstick lesbian for11 years until I met her

We have a girlfriend we both fuck

ANY QUESTIONS ?

>>34766407
Sucking dicks
Sometimes it someone's dick, sometimes I suck my own
There is truly no greater thing in life

https://youtu.be/IRRyKnFTV1Y

See for yourself

>>34769827
What was it like did you hear that explosion for a second then deaf or did it get more quite, green text incident?

>>34771221
>because they had welded the release valve shut, the pressure built and built and I remember hearing the distinct sound of the Gilligan's Island theme song, but it seems to be coming from my shirt pocket. The next thing I remember all three of my nipples direct and started to tingle as if somebody pit Vick's VapoRub on them...

Suddenly a large CB radio antenna came out of my right shoulder and I was surrounded by small plastic injection mold figurines of My Little Pony, and they all started singing in unison "that thing is about to explode and you are going to become deaf forever".

That's when a TV screen appeared from a panel which opened in the ceiling above my head, and a video of Captain Kirk trying to convince Mister spot into a homosexual erotic relationship with sign language played on the screen wrapped around my face.

Instead of hearing any noise or explosion during the actual event, instead a Giant Cannon appeared in front of me and a big puff of smoke bellowed out of the end of the cannon, and a gigantic flag popped out that said BANG!

>>34769792
I dont play but I'm still a big fucking failure

Driving
Lifting
Designing racecar
Recently started Fucking a meth fiend who I used to know in primary school.

Neet life is the elite life.

Let me be completely honest with you

This is not what you're going to want to hear, because it's the truth and you have been avoiding the truth for some time now

You have been ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BEHAVE LIKE A FAILURE

simply stop BEHAVING this way

You are in complete control of your behavior

Notice that right now you are not standing on your head breathing in aspirated vomit begging people to set your toenails on fire

That's because you are in control of your behavior

So simply modify your behavior

>>34771378
Meth : the only drug that $5 worth will make you fuck NONSTOP for 5 days

Try THAT on any other drug

>>34771378
Your REAL problem is your screwed up perceptions and erroneous need to believe other people's bullshit concepts like 'FIEND'

replace the word 'fiend' with ENTHUSIAST.....

or replace it with EXPERT....

see ?....

Now, your second biggest problem is FEAR

stop it, dammit

Stop living in fear

You will NOT become a fiend

Do some meth with her

NOW YOU ARE A SEXUAL SUPERMAN

you'll see

Trust me

You will NOT become addicted

There's no such thing as 'addiction'

There's only PHYSICAL DEPENDANCY

and meth doesn't cause it

Only OPIOIDS cause physical DEPENDANCY

it's fun

You'll see

You'll never feel better in your life

It makes you into SUPER-YOU

it makes you a sexual tornado

You'll see

Just stop living within the boundaries and confines of OTHER people's stupid beliefs

>>34771378
By the way, that's THE BEST ADVICE you've ever received in your life

But until you start thinking for yourself, you won't realize it

WHY THE 'ANON' LIE IS SO DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR SUCCESS

nobody has EVER accomplished anything worthwhile without marketing themselves

Whoever told you that following this self-defeatist trend was a path to victory is a fucking loser

They did not have your best interest in mind

They wanted you to wallow in continued FAILURE just like them

99% of your problems revolve around a fear of asserting yourselves

So HOW is the 'hiding in fear of standing out in the crowd' supposed to facilitate success ?

THINK, MAN... THINK !!!....

Thankfully the meds keep me asleep most of the time.
When not sleeping, i eat or fap.
Then talk to myself.

AGAIN :

everything you've been trying so far has led to abysmal FAILURE and furthered your downward spiral of depression

It's time you simply admit the truth to yourself

"ITS TIME TO TRY A BETTER TECHNIQUE"

that's why I'm here

I'm NOT against you

Not at all

I'm on YOUR SIDE

I simply refuse to treat you like children

I refuse to handle you with kid gloves

I'm going to treat you like men

Because that's EGG ZACK LEE what you are

The ones who try to minimize my efforts are like the stupid kid in school, who's already 2 years older than the other kids in his grade, and who will NOT graduate again this year.

Because he realizes he can't proceed, the LAST thing he wants is for YOU to make progress.....

See ?....

Fuck him

He's a born FAILURE

YOURE NOT

>>34771629
>talk to yourself

CORRECTION

you're talking to your dissociative 'external entity' that is the hallmark of your schizoaffective disorder

Skip the meds

They're not helping

Be you

Just be THE BEST, COOLEST 'YOU' that you can possibly be

Love yourself

Or no one else will

THE ULTIMATE BETA TURNED SAVIOR STORY

you want to learn the true story of THE IMPOSSIBLE actually happening ?

Research ELVIS

you'll see

It's amazing

It's AMAZING

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R9K : self-defeatist exemplified

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>>34771667
>>34771684
>>34771737
Were you really some big shot artist? I kind of like your posts even though you are full of yourself, you do seem to actually know a lot and have good perspective. It's not bad to be egotaistical and on one anyway, as long as you aren't a dick i suppose. it's euphoric at least, and you are right that no one else gives someone the love they deserve, at least not other humans.

>>34771629

The atypical antipsychotics DO NOT HELP YOU

They DO NOT make you UNschizophrenic

However, they ARE making you fat

And they ARE changing your core personality

....you probably missed the impact of the last part, so allow me to repeat it

AGAIN: THEY ARE CHANGING YOUR CORE PERSONALITY

CORE PERSONALITY = YOU

THEY ARE TURNING YOU INTO SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW

THEY ARE TURNING YOU INTO SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER MET BEFORE

don't believe me ?

Read the description in the PDR

you'll also find THIS gem in small print:
'At the current time, the physiological mechanism of this drug is not known'

That means they DO NOT KNOW if it works

Nor do they know HOW

nor do they care

Why should they care ?

They're already making billion$ by selling it to people like you

Efficacy is no longer a requirement

STOP TAKING IT

ITS HURTING YOU, NOT HELPING

just become comfortable being YOU

and spend your life NOT focusing on YOURSELF

It's a disgusting trait

Help other people

Your schizoaffective has been a hurdle

A struggle

People who have struggled LEARNED

that makes you a TEACHER

go out there and HELP PEOPLE

you'll see

>>34771852
I have never been a big shot 'anything'

But I indeed WAS hired by a band called ZZ TOP to be their Art Director at Warner Bros. Records

It was a blast

But I had to assert myself to be hired

(I painted a portrait of ELVIS for Billy Gibbons, the guitarist of ZZ TOP)

I'm not a big shot

I'm actually a very shy man

What people perceive as EGOTISTICAL is simply my technique of reversing my shy introverted self defeatist natural behavior

I'm here to TEACH the opposite of ANON FAILURE

My technique (abrasive) has been perfected over the past 24+ years as an internet troll

I didn't develop the label troll

I'm simply disruptive

Oh well....

I'm never going to stop

But it's NOT meant to be 'against' you
It's a therapy you could all use

THICKENING OF THE SKIN

it's good for you

I fucking hate le johnny kys yourself you massive faggot

>>34767468
>doing homework
>neet
???????????

>4chan
>bike ride if its nice (winter here though)
>get groceries
>cook
>goto the gym 4-5 times a week
>watch films
>hang out with friends

>>34769792
>>34769763
You forgot your tripcode, fucking redditor

>>34771976
i see, well you are absolutely right. I don`t know why I still come here, mostly to give advice,, you are right about the attitude here though. People are in a first world country and i'm sure they have one area in which their potential for growth is solid enough that they have to just bite the bullet, force themselves out of depression mode, then put the hours in. People get rustled by you because of how in your face you are regarding it, but it's true, the circle jerks and projections about how hopeless (and therefor not worthing fighting to be accepted into it) the world is.

HOW WHATS INITIALLY PERCEIVED AS BEING 'ABRASIVE' IS JUST AN ATTENTION GETTER THAT TURNS YOUR LIFE AROUND:

Although the first professional illustration I did earned me $3,600 at the age of 12, my shy timid introverted personality was still present

I would paint magnificent illustrations for my clients, but I was overly concerned about overcharging them work and offending them

When it came time to price my artwork I would invariably stumble and come up with a price that I thought would not be offensive

I would usually charge anywhere from $500 to $750... Still, my clients seemed to hem and haw at my prices.

This lasted until I was about 17 years old...

Did ended one day when one of my very good friends who was also a client insulted the fuck out of me.

Or at least that's what I thought he was doing

I had completed an amazing illustration for him. It was absolutely beautiful to be quite honest. Exquisite...

When I presented it to him, and asked for $750, he told me in no uncertain terms " Johnny, this is beautiful but your artwork isn't worth a God damn thing !"

I was offended and equally hurt

Until he continued and I actually started to learn instead of being so self-absorbed in the moment

" your artwork is only as valuable as you say it is, and nobody to brag about artwork on their wall and what discount they got it for "

" people want to brag about how much they spent on artwork how much they saved on it "

" from now on you will never ask for $750 again. You will never paint a picture for anything less than $7,500, and you will not lift a paintbrush without a 50% down payment, and the other 50% is payable immediately upon completion of the painting"

This guy was an extremely successful businessman and a great friend of mine...

He handed me $7,500 cash

AGAIN: I had asked for $750

The next assignment I got, commissioned to illustrate a small mural for a restaurant, I looked the client in the eyes and said " it will cost you $7,500"

>>34772153
Thankyou, sir

It is an honor to post beside you

Continued.....

The strangest thing happened when I charge $7,500 without stumbling it all

There was no hemming and hawing

The client actually smiled and pulled out the checkbook and wrote a check for $3,750 and told me "just do it you know what you're doing just do it"

You can learn a lot by growing a thicker skin and stop being so God damn sensitive about everything

#suckmycdickkkkk

>>34766407
I spend mine photographing and videographing things.

Sleeping and 4chan

I think it's important I make something perfectly clear :

I am still a failure at all kinds of things

I embrace my failures

They are the fabric of life

One day you will turn around and look back at your existence and realized that the smooth silky part of the fabric are the ones you forgot immediately

You will realize that the only Parts worth living were the bumpy rough hemline of the fabric

These are the exact moments you about because they were fantastic !

I am a failure all the time

By embracing these failures I have become and success

Have you ever ridden on a roller coaster before?

They are terrifying

UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER

That's when you realize how much fun it was and you want to do it all over again

That is a perfect analogy for life in general

You will never accomplish anything without risk and fear and self-marketing

You will never get a girl and you'll never get a job and you will never secure any kind of accomplishment without these factors

If you think you're going to sit on your butt and have life handed to you on a silver platter you are setting yourself up for the biggest disappointment you have ever handled in your life

You are the one who decides your destiny and nobody else

The best advice I can give you is to get off your ass right now and go out there today... get out there in the real world and find somebody who needs assistance of some form

It might be an old lady needs someone to help her little bunch of tree limbs out of her backyard

It might be a stray animal that starving to death and really needs somebody to acknowledge its existence and help it eat and survive until tomorrow

You'd be amazed at how much good you could do today by stop focusing on yourself and go out there and try to help something or somebody

I fell in love with my wife when I first listened to her philosophy on life:

She struggles to leave everything better than the way she found it

And this leaves no time for self-pity

Lol

Of course I'm using speech to text and that's why you'll see so many typographical errors in my commentary

I am a stickler for proper grammar but I also don't really have the time or inclination or motivation right now to proofread my speech to text errors

If you're intelligent you will be able to read between the lines and what I was trying to say

If you're incapable of doing this I couldn't care less whether you understand me or not

>>34772229
This man has went from dreaming into a full blown coma.

The moment I saw your name I knew this thread was dead. You have by some absurd way become the master of your own delusions.

All I can do is hope you get bored and never return, imposer or not.

Johnny Neptune has reached beyond a shit poster, and became a shit posting concept.

He has no conscience and no remorse. He has evolved into a legendary beast beyond what he once was.

A true shitposting force.

>>34772377
So what's your deal JhonnyNeptune? Are you seriously middle aged and smoking meth/making youtube videos? based

>>34766407
Youtube and cultivating things dweebs cant have

>>34772416
Lol

If you only knew how badly you put your foot into your own mouth

The fact of the matter is that every single word I say in here is 100% TRUE

And you obviously have me confused with somebody else

AGAIN: if I was going to lie or make up stories... Wouldn't it make sense that I would use content that was more relevant and contemporary for the demographic target audience?

What good would it do me to make up stories ZZ Top and Elvis Presley?

If I wanted to impress you people with lies the stories would be about Justin Bieber's penis or becoming a hermaphrodite or having inverted nipples and watching anime while busy fingering my own butthole

No sir

you obviously are not very good at differentiating between what's obviously true and what is probably a lie

... even when I was a small child I was better at this than you are, because I could simply tell by the nature of the details whether or not the person was lying

You're an amateur

And you're the student who tries to prevent the other students from making progress.....

*K A B O O M !*

Gotchya, Sassypants

>>34766407
Learn Japanese and read eroge all day but its more just reading now, Playing Saihate no Ima right now and its crazy shit.

>>34772495
I see that my post flew a bit over your head. Of course I expected this kind of response, but to be honest, they're always entertaining responses to read.

>>34772418
The meth thing is a tool I use to irritate people

It seems to work autonomously

Of all the offensive abrasive things that I am able to develop to get under people's skin, for some stupid reason simply mentioning the word methamphetamine seems to send them off the deep end

Do I get high ?.....

Lol

I always tell my clients that if you find a normal artist do not hire them

I also tell them if you find an artist that doesn't get high... Whatever you do... DO NOT let that personustrate for you

Sorry I was talking to a new friend that I just made

Like my father , he is an ex drill instructor from the Marines

The speech-to-text did it again

What I was trying to say is I tell my clients if they find an artist that does not get high... DO NOT let that person illustrate anything for you

>>34772620

It's very possible and actually very likely that I allowed something to go over my head....

It's not the first time and it won't be the last

female neet here

mostly manga

diep.io doesn't really count as a video game does it?

>>34768221
This
Are you me?

>>34773040
Here's a novel idea :

WHY WE EXIST by ME

We exist for the same reason that bacteria exists on a pile of dogshit in your front yard

We exist for the same reasons that trees exist

We exist for the same reasons that mold exists

We exist to EXIST

We Exist so that 150000 years from now we will still exist

We exist to reproduce

Trees pollinate

Mold spores exfoliate

And WE FUCK

that's right, sugarnipples

We exist to FUCK

WE ARE FUCKING MACHINES

go fuck somebody's lights out before this day is done

Pick a complete stranger, and tell them (don't ask)/IM GOING TO LET YOU FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW

then follow through

You'll go to sleep smiling

Trust me

You'll thank me later

>>34767332
I fucking love shitty weeb music

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>>34770215
Once I started working and noticing how much it was cutting into my salary, money i could have spent of food for cheaper made me quit it. So basically I replaced my weed addiction with the joy of eating new foods, but I still pitched in for weed when I was with friends for fun and it was 75% cheaper that way. I don't mind putting down 10 for a group sesh.

I spend my time waiting for Misaki