Would you ever fist a girl?
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>>34773866
No girls are gross
Now about qt fembois
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>>34773866
I'd fist myself if that counts
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>>34773866
Yeah sure whatever.
Unoriginal posting, take that robot!
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Hey lil' bro, can you massage my pussy, it's a little sore
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>>34773840
-n-n-n-n-n-nn-no w-w-w-w-w-w-w-way b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baka
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>>34773840
No.
That's fucking gross. I'm telling mom and dad.
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Hifellow Redditor :^)
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Get back to work, wagecuck. You wouldn't want to get yelled at by your boss again, would you?
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>>34773837
Joke's on you, I'm in Europe and it's Friday 6pm.
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>>34773902
Enjoy your two days of freedom, wagecuck. Just remember, it's ticking on by.
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>>34774089
Joke's on you (again), I have five weeks of paid vacation left this year :^)
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Going to a club tonight for the first time
Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to dance so I can finally attract a woman and get laid
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>>34773812
bounce your shoulders and hips to the music, move your hands around but not autistically. just feel the vibes of the room and follow them, who cares if you look dumb its about having fun
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>>34773812
imitate other guys and don't swing your arms around a lot
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>>34773812
You'll be alone ?
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So r9k, why aren't you vegan?
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>>34773796
i don't wanna be anemic and die a skeleton
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6'16 and drink milk since the beginning
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>>34773796
Because I have a dick and also balls
I'm not a faggot tree hugging retard whose genitals have retracted so far back up into his body that they're tickling his prostate and who should be put into a concentration camp
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You're making your way to the kitchen in order to retrieve some delicious snacks before going back to your computer when you realize there is a sleeping bear next to your couch.
How do you handle this situation?
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continue getting snacks, then go quietly back to my room.
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go give the bear bro so delicious snacks
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It's a black bear, nature's faggot. I kick his ass cause he's such a fucking pussy ass little bitch.
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Can you give me a quick rundown on him?
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>>34773757
He's a silhouette with a question mark for a face.
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>>34773757
is that elliot rodger silhouette
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Seems like a real human being to me, and possibly a real hero.
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The robot's guide to grooming and personal hygiene 2017-02-10 04:57:21 Post No.34773684
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The robot's guide to grooming and personal hygiene
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Most of you are incel for one simple reason: you look like shit. It's not your lack of money or your personality or whatever bullshit PUAs try to sell you, it's your looks. Most of you avoid social contact as much as possible and neglect your appearance as a result. Here's a quick guide to fix the most obvious stuff. Follow this guide and you will see improvements in how people react to you.
Don't kid yourself, people (especially women) notice the little details about your appearance. The things that you think don't matter like nose hair or a bit of dirt under your fingernails can really give off a sloppy image. Here's a quick rundown from top to bottom:
HAIR:
First of all make sure you do not suffer from dandruff. Dandruff is very offputting and you need to take care of it ASAP. Buy the strongest anti-dandruff shampoo you can from your local supermarket and use it. If your dandruff is particularly stubborn (i.e. still present after a month of treatment), speak to a pharmacist about more potent treatments.
You should get your hair cut about once a month. Don't be that slob who never gets his hair cut. Don't be afraid to experiment with different styles to find one that suits you. If in doubt, ask your barber. A word of caution about long hair: 9 times out of 10 long hair is more trouble than it's worth. Long hair requires far more maintenance than short hair and most guys cannot pull it off. I would advise against long hair unless you look like Chris Hemsworth (hint: you don't).
If you're balding you have two choices: if you catch it early you can treat that shit with proven medication (finasteride and minoxidil) and hair transplants or >just shave it brah. You need to know when to throw in the towel here. Combovers are disgusting and if you're balding you should probably either buzz your hair or keep it very short. Balding sucks but it's better to go bald gracefully than to desperately cling to your thinning hair.
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FACE:
Wash your face daily. If you suffer from acne, speak to a dermatologist and get that shit treated properly. Clearasil and other OTC acne treatments usually don't do shit.
Shave regularly. Every 2-3 days is fine. A bit of stubble looks good. A full blown beard does not. You don't look manly, you just look like a bum. Shave that shit. The only reason to grow a full beard is if you're hiding a really weak jawline or acne scars or something. If you absolutely must grow a beard then at least maintain it properly. Beards are usually breeding grounds for bacteria. Wash that shit daily and trim it to keep it tidy.
Trim your nose hair and ear hair if you have any. Clean out your ears with Q tips.
BODY:
Try to shower every day. Use soap and scrub your pits, crotch and buttocks areas. Trim your pubes as often as you cut your nails (once a week or so). Generally you shouldn't need to trim your body hair but if you are excessively hirsute (i.e. you look like a fucking gorilla) you might want to consider waxing or laser hair removal. Chest hair is fine but a hairy back is not attractive. Get rid of it.
Keep your nails and toenails trimmed. Long nails are disgusting and harbour bacteria. Pay special attention to your feet. Most men's feet are rancid as fuck. If you suffer from athlete's foot or some sort of fungal infection get that shit treated ASAP.
Workout. Building muscle and losing fat is only going to improve your appearance. Not to mention that you will get a rush of endorphins after working out that will lead to a boost in confidence. You'll look great and feel great. Just fucking do it nigger.
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FASHION:
The most important thing to remember here is: BUY CLOTHES THAT FUCKING FIT YOU. So many guys (especially Americans) wear clothes that are 2 sizes too big. You are not a gangsta rapper you dumb nigger. Your clothes should fit you snuggly. They should not be skin tight or constrain your movements but they should not be baggy or hang off you either.
Try to dress like an adult. Keep it simple. Avoid bright colours and fancy designs. Avoid anything with logos or writing on it. You should look good in plain jeans and a t-shirt as long as they fit you well.
Don't overdress. You don't want to look like a teenager but wearing a three piece suit to a casual social gathering is probably even worse. When in doubt just go for business casual.
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>what is Google
Refer to pic related
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How to get a qt fat cat lady fembot gf, /r9k/?
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Browse tumblr.
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Join a hobby where the fat bitches are- knitting, watercolor painting, sewing, etc.
Find one, become her friend and one day just set yourself upon her and fuck her mouth with your tongue.
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>>34773677
All the ones on tumblr have hundreds of orbiters and do the trendy SJW thing though.
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Did you have anyone named Chad in school or college etc but werent an Chad? (alpha male)
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I guess i could also ask about the name Brad
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>>34773629
No one names their kids Brad or Chad in this country, if they did that kid would end up bullied pretty badly.
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>>34773629
I went to hs with a greasy loser named chad. originaal
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Are you BEACHED BODY READY?
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>he goes outside in the summer
>he doesn't just lie down on the grass and listen to music all day for that family meetup once a year
look at this colossal (both in size and faggotry) faggot
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>>34773659
What are you talking about? I love being fat.
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>>34773659
If I did that, my family might think I passed out from heatstroke or had a heart attack or something.
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Can I get some disease if I kiss random roastie?
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>>34773495
Mouth aids
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>>34773507
Fuck that's bad to hear
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>>34773511
You can get herpes or something
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>no motivation to do anything
>think about dying all the time
>can't see my life going anywhere or me ever succeeding in anything
how do other people do anything ?
is there any way to stop being like this or is suicide the only thing to do ?
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If you don't have a stable circle of friends and no idea what to do with your life by the time you hit 20, you're pretty much done for. It's already too late for you to stand out in any field, not when most people get into hobbies and interests that will become their future careers in their teens. Your chances of making new friends after high school or maybe college if we're stretching it, are very slim. If you can't find motivation now, when the motivation and energy levels are supposed to be at a lifetime high, it's only going to get worse, much worse.
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Neet for 7 years here
Litteraly do nothing all day
Just waiting for the day it will all go to shit
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>>34773446
>is there any way to stop being like this
Yes. Go to the doctor, tell them your symptoms, get a depression diagnosis and start treatment. Being depressed is not normal.
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>Finally get my tax refund and birthday money from mom
>Had been planning on moving back to texas
>Use money for AMP and strippers instead
I'm not gonna make it
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what's amp? the energy drink?
How bad are you regretting?
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>>34774082
Asian massage parlor
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>>34773397
You will find neither of those things in good quality in Texas. You made the right decision.
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What's the best big city to live in? (No hillbilly trash like Nashville or Austin, pls)
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>>34773386
>trash like Nashville
Can confirm, fucking sucks here
I personally wanna move to Seattle or portland
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there's no such thing as a good big city in america
go to rome
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>>34773440
I grew up in Las Vegas, and I liked it for the most part. The only thing that pissed me off was all the wannabe Californians complaining about how they wanted "muh perfect year round weather."