How to get a qt fat cat lady fembot gf, /r9k/?

Browse tumblr.

Join a hobby where the fat bitches are- knitting, watercolor painting, sewing, etc.
Find one, become her friend and one day just set yourself upon her and fuck her mouth with your tongue.

>>34773677
All the ones on tumblr have hundreds of orbiters and do the trendy SJW thing though.

>>34773711
Not all of them. Some of them have almost no followers or friends. So when you talk to them, you have their complete attention. You just have to find them.

>>34773644
This is pretty awful desu

I have a qt cat loving fembot GF but she's not fat

get fukd

>>34773765
>This is pretty awful desu
What do you mean?

>>34773793
shes you know.. big.. I was just trying to get some yucks obviously its not going over too well.

>>34773817
>tfw been using "yucks" on the board for the past month in the hopes of memetically passing on the jargon.

>>34773817
But she's really cute, especially wearing a goth outfit at 30+.

How can i get any type of fembot gf?

It's completely impossible to find a gf if you only have these simple requirements:

- doesn't have herpes or HPV
- isn't a SJW
- doesn't have kids

G-d bless current year.

>>34774932
maye if you take out 2 requirements that are doesn't have herpes or hpv and doesn't have kids then you chance will increase