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>>34774319

Nice completely fake story.
Nearly believed it

3.6/10

>>34774319
Buffy?

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>>34774319
>needing this much attention even though she is literally on a TV show

Shoot up a hospital

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>>34774269
Attempt suicide in a way where you wont die and get instant diagnosis

>>34774348
I thought of that, but those hospitals cost $10,000 per visit.

>>34774253
12-1 before 2018...THIS IS TOO SOON WTF GOD ????!!!

>>34774289
What did you guys do last month robros? I cant remember... Just some monotonous work

>>34774313
Nothing since 4 years like everyday 24/7 ...on 4chan...

>>34774170
make a shack in a forest and live there

Rv
Gotta pay for the gas, water and electric tho

Squatting...carefully selected locations around town. Takea patience, scouting and planning.

>>34774129
not sure why you normies keep insisting this game is for robots.

back in the day this was probably a game suited for robots cause you literally had to be autistic to grind for any sort of accomplishment but with how easy the game is in modern day anyone can do it. not a terrible game but by far not the (((most robot game)))

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>>34774156
If all you wanted to say was "I'm a faggot" why didn't you just say that?

>>34774156
The crippling addiction sure turned a lot of people into robots

Fug, how do you even get fembots to talk to you?

>>34774118
>Why are fembots so boring?
the fuck am I suppose to do? just sit here and be eye candy?
>talk in memes and 4chan culture shit
>"stop, you're annoying"
>talk normally
>"wow you're boring"

sorry I'm not a world class race car driver with tons of awesome stories. I've been sitting in my room consuming media since I was 4. what the fuck you think I have to say about anything?

nothing wrong with calling your man daddy don't kink shame I bet you sniff farts ORIGINALLLAA

buy cloths that fit
and don't have unnecessary shit on said cloths like tons of pockets when you don't carry much, pointless pieces of fabric that hand off, or other weird bullshit

basically, buy normal cloths that fit. it's not hard.

>>34774093
new balance shoes
khaki cargo pants/shorts
golf shirts
occasional folk metal t-shirt
ushanka (fedoras may give the impression of irony and selfawareness)
wallet chain

>>34774120
This. Very good advice.

>>34774057
Especially when I keep reading on here that empathy is a meme it makes me feel like I'm not even a genuine person. I've been like this for so long though I can't just stop.

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>>34774057
Low empathy masterrace reporting.

>>34774057
my friend overdosed this week (they lived thank god) but i was shaking and freaking out when everyone else was so unimpressed and not bothered about it

>felt great

>be American
>want to study beyond high school
>financially crippled for life

>be American
>want to live in a house
>financially crippled for life

>be American
>want to marry
>financially crippled for life

>be American
>want to exist
>financially crippled for life

>>34774178
>not just being born into a good family

>>34774178
>be American
>don't want to be around niggers
>integrated schools

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>>34774005
thanks anon!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!

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Origonoli

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windows "isla" vista

>>34774003
Would be nice, but unlikely. At the rate we're going we might see the oil supplies run out though, which would be an apocalypse on its own and probably have a similar death toll.

>>34774003
It'd be grand, so long as I survived and got to take part in the rebuilding.

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>>34774084

>he believes in the peak oil meme

>>34774000
>fleshbots and fatbots will be bullied

KEK! dude that was a good ass kek man

This really is the most autistic board on 4chan

Is 5'10" 145 lbs considered skelly?

>>34774058
Yes. That's scrawny.

>>34773966
NordVPN, cheap, reliable, easy to use and they have all the doodads. Using it on Linux is slightly frustrating but it's possible.

>>34773966
IPVANISH
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>>34773966
>not using a VPN for 4chan
sent :^)

That isn't autistic anon

Is it... ?

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>Walk down the street trying to avoid the cracks in the pavement
>This is especially autistic when I walk on a small brick pavement as I'll tiptoe around the cracks in order to win some autistic game I have in my head
Try top it

>Playing nearly only metal slug games for 5 yeras

>spreads legs

take it you yummy stacy :D

>>34773965
>not knowing rape confuses the body