anyone here been with a real life tranny?
>>34780955
Where the fuck is that nigger's leg?
>>34780955
yeah, turns out it's pretty amazing but the guilt and fear of STDs after is horrible.
>>34780955
Yep, AMA. oregano
Do you think she is still virgin ?
>>34780880
Her pussy has probably been nuked by 1000 cocks from slav version of chad
>>34780880
no , lmao she's even openly said she's a slut
>>34780880
>shitty tattoos all over her body
>stretched earlobes
>bullring septum piercing
and>>34781051
She has taken probably more than half of russias cocks already, including dogs and horses
Who here /introducingtheirfamilyto4chan/?
I decided I needed to show my family what I spend most of my time doing, so I gathered them all in the living room telling them I wanted to show them something. I told them it was the website I have been spending a lot of my time on for past few years.
"It's called 4chan.org"
My brother piped up saying "Isn't that a gore website?" I laughed and told him no, saying it's an adult oriented image board for many types of people with many different hobbies, and that the random board, /b/, was the board he was thinking of, as that is the board that the site gets a lot of its reputation from.
I went on to show them all of the different boards and said that there should be a board that everyone should find interest in. When I got to /r9k/, I told them that it is the board that I frequent the most, and that's it's mainly for introverted people like me.
After finishing with the boards, I went on to teach them 4chan lingo and memes, such as 4chan's definition of "autism," "mfw," "tfw," "normies," "REEE," Pepe, Wojak, Lord Kek, etc.
I also told them to go read some articles about 4chan on Wikipedia, KnowYourMeme, and maybe EncyclopediaDramatica to learn a little more about 4chan history and culture.
Finally, after teaching them the basics, I sent them off telling them to read up and to give some boards a browse whenever they have time to see what they think.
I feel it went generally well, and hope to see the results of efforts soon. Has anyone else done anything like this?
>>34780837
my mama told me not to go there becasue people get the suicide and die alone so she heard. so am here.
>>34780837
you know that thing called autism people talk about? you sure had an autistic moment today
STOP BRINGING NORMIES HERE. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH REDDIT COMING IN THROUGH /POL/ .
Choose a dogfu or die.
All the dogs itt used to have loving homes until their owners died and now you have to select one from the shelter to bring home.
>>34780832
Ron Jeremy although Theodore is the qtest.
>>34780832
Molly needs to be buffed.
SPAGHETI
Van Gogh up in this bitch
Because of r9k regulations it needs to be original.
Rate each other. Austitic-10
Don't be dull. You can do it!
>>34780831
roblx
I didn't put much effort into it.
>>34780831
4/10
>>34780990
6/10
Can someone tell good prank ideas for my roomate
Cross dress, then fuck him. That'll be a good prank
somethings quite fishy
>>34780774
Drug him and take a shit on his mouth
Ever since I started watching porn, i can't help but think of fucking any girl I see. From my teachers, to even a fucking cartoon, I get this undying urge to stick my dick inside them and blast off. Why is this happening to me robots, and how do I fix it?!
I've been watching porn for a longer time than you, and I do not have these urges, I've never understood this meme.
>>34780830
It's not a meme, it's a nightmare and it's happening to me...
>>34780713
You're 14-18, that is why
2/10 Edition, what are you
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
>PLAYAN
Nuffin
>WATCHAN
Nuffin
>LISTENAN
Deftones
>READAN
Online game cheats
>EATAN
Pizza
>DRINKAN
Oj
>FAPPAN
Can you fap a vag?
>FEELAN
Sad. I miss him.
>>34780711
>Can you fap a vag
Yeah, I guess, but where would you get one?
>PLAYAN
Nioh
>WATCHAN
American Dad
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
I might go get a burger
>DRINKAN
I might get some booze
>FAPPAN
anime girls covered in cum
>FEELAN
Tired
I'm going to file for unemployment today.
Who /mischief/ here?
>11PM
>Annoying sisters boyfriend is over
>Her bedroom is beside mine and they are being too loud
>Head hurting
>I decided to go outside for a smoke
>See boyfriends car
>Get sudden urge to break shit
>Grab drill from my garage and drilled a hole in his inner side wall of his rear tire
>Pretty small hole so it will be hard to tell where its coming from, although its pissing air bad
>Went back inside and fell asleep shortly after
>Next morning
>Hear my sitster telling mommy what happened last night
>I pretend to be interested and they inform me of Chads "unfortunate" flat tire!
>They have no idea it was me and i proceed to bake myself some microwave pillsbury pizza pops to start a glorious morning
>get told to wash the dishes
>don't
>>34780600
>Chad stays at your house longer
>sister gives Chad a blowjob to cheer him up while he waits for a repair company
Bravo OP
>spending the night at gfs house
>drunk as fuck getting ready for bed
>end up covering the countertop with water as I was washing my face and brushing my teeth
>her Chad brother goes into the bathroom and yells "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE WATER EVERYWHERE?"
>go to sleep with a huge grin on my face
Hey betabots, Chad here ama
>>34780557
you should trap
you look like that eddie redmayne faggot
Youre not a chad youre a low test fuckboi
>>34780557
You kinda just look like a faggot man
Any animefags here? Should I go to this?
http://huntsvillecomiccon.com/
It'll be crowded, full of normies and some unattractive cosplay sluts. Buying merch is alright if you're careful not to get ripped off
But that's a comic convention and not an anime convention.
>>34780555
>Going to cons
No.
I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS I WANT TO TALK WITH SOMEONE GOD DAMN IT.
WHY DID I BECOME A NEET WHY DIDN'T I LEARN TO SOCIALIZE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER FUCK
making friends isn't too tough. just up your wardrobe so you don't look off-putting and avoid saying negative things around your comrades.
i need a friend too, i'll be your friend
you wanna go see John Wick 2 this weekend?
>>34780898
Let's go buddy where are you from
>you'll never experience this
How does it feel, manlet? :^)
>inb4 virgin lanklet
>>34780543
>5'8"
>somehow slept with almost 70 different girls
>a few were taller than me
Meh.
I'm 6'4 and I'll never experience it either.
>>34780543
>tfw tall gf
Christ, is anyone going to order this? The ad of it makes me want to kill myself. I bet there are Chads, alt-Chads, Brads, etc without GFs that are still gonna have sex on Valentine's day.
Subway is doing a free 6" sub if you buy a large drink on valentines. Something for us lonely people I guess
i know what i'm having for valentines day
does it come with a 2 liter of soda?
>>34780564
Of course not, else it would say so.
>tfw can't accept this in a biological level
>>34780494
Square knows what's up.
Garland is a total bro.
>>34780606
he's bro down to molecular level
>you will need her help to get through with this, do not grow to need her love