Christ, is anyone going to order this? The ad of it makes me

Subway is doing a free 6" sub if you buy a large drink on valentines. Something for us lonely people I guess

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i know what i'm having for valentines day

does it come with a 2 liter of soda?

>>34780564
Of course not, else it would say so.

>>34780500
I pray Reviewbrah reviews this.

>>34780500
Those ads aren't for Chads or Stacies. Chad only eats health food and Stacy won't eat because she's givi Chad anal as a gift. It's for robots and Alpha widows who can only serve as Chad 's side piece

>>34780912
I love the sarcasm on this board Full of autists where no one takes anyone seriously.

>>34780912
Hate to break it to you but Chads eat dominos/papa johns/pizza hut. Chad eats whatever he wants and doesn't get fat because muh metabolism

Brads? Whats a Brad?

>>34780500
Who gives a fuck about pizza shape ?
I always go buy shittons of cheap chocholate after the Valentines day which didnt get sold because it is 50% off.

>only get 1 dessert

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34780988
It's cause he works out a fuckload. Half of a medium pizza isn't going to make him gain fat. It's a holiday he could drink a liter of vodka and be solid.

>>34780500
Stacy is gonna get TWO 13 inchers from Chad that day

>>34782581
>metabolism
>working out
>genetics

All sounds the same to me

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>>34782769
To be fair Chad does have good genetics which makes life all around easier including deadlifting 500 pounds and avoiding binge eating. Me? I have no real reason to be healthy.

>>34782769
not him but

>all the same

hell no, I have good genetics (facial structure) but I don't work out at all and I'm lazy, so because of that I'm baby-faced and skinnyfat

>>34780500
remember that cryingwhileeating website?

this is why i refuse to order the pizza

>>34782025
>Stacy is the 2nd dessert

>>34782769
Thats because you're a fatlet slob

>>34780500
I might order it, I'm literally going to fap then drink until I pass out I don't know if I'll bother to eat

>>34782025
>only buying one 'za

>>34780988
That's what I hate about Chads. My Chad buddy eats 6000 calories a day yet he's 6'4" 160 lbs of pure muscle. His metabolism and genetics makes me hate him.

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>>34780500

I wonder what it's like to be desired by another human.

>>34783599
>My Chad buddy eats 6000 calories a day
Yeah but its 6000 calories of good food, not shit. Eating that many calories is actually a feat in itself

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>>34780500
>working front desk at one of my uni's dorms 2 few years ago
>chubby black qt RA orders valentines pizza deal
>comes to front counter to chat while she waits for it
>starts complaining that she has no one to share it with or spend valentines with
>say she could spend it with me since I'm about to get off
>"you're so sweet anon"
>she gets her pizza and goes back upstairs to probably masturbate and watch a movie alone
>realize not even fat black girls take me seriously
I'm so fucking lonely it hurts I just want someone to acknowledge my existence as something more than a joke

>>34783977
I feel sorry for you, because you care about these things and I don't. I'm a lot happier than you are, even with no friends, no social skills and no hope of ever having companionship