Can someone tell good prank ideas for my roomate

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Cross dress, then fuck him. That'll be a good prank

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somethings quite fishy

>>34780774
Drug him and take a shit on his mouth

>>34780774
Wake him up and suck his cock

>>34780980
I was just gonna set him on fire and yell fire puns

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>>34780774
Act like your going to kill yourself and watch him freak out. Then tell him it was a joke, but then do it anyways.

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>>34780774
when he is asleep pour some warm water on
his hand, and and strap him to the bed. as he wakes up the challange is to keep on ravaging his asshole with your weiner so as to drown own his cries of shock, terror and pain by exhausting him with the dick train

>>34781510
Hey thats good idea even if i get kicked outta my university

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>>34780774
Get a whole bunch of people to dress as aliens and then in the middle of the night surround his bed and pretend to abduct him.

Put cockroaches in his bed

Beat him the death with a cane Mr. Hyde style

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>>34780774
back in the day we took some ghost pepper sauce, put some on a qtip, then rubbed it on his lips while he was sleeping. he woke up a few minutes later yelling that his face was on fire. we all put some on our lips too so it would be fair

>>34781855
This minus the roach part.

>>34780774
Dump boiling milk on his face.

>>34781910
Great joke anon

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>>34780774
You know what to do, anon. You knew all along.

>>34780774
Shit in the tank above the toilet
Shit on the ceiling fan and wait for him to turn it on
Shit in the freezer
Shit somewhere where you're not supposed to shit

Simulate eternal night by covering all the windows with tarps, removing all light bulbs, setting all clocks to midnight and constantly playing late night talk shows from the 1980s on the TV.
Do this for several weeks.

>>34782038
I kind of want to do this, sounds pretty cozy

>>34780774

Itching powder from the joke shop in his underwear.

Order a nasty big dildo in his name and have it sent to his work/gfs/gfs moms house

Jizz in his food.

Call the cops and tell them he's selling drugs (record what you're going to say, edit the recording with audacity to disguise your voice then play the recording into a payphone)

>>34782676
Man there are no pay phones near me i will just use the library phone near me

A good prank would also killing his family but the baby then he comes and says you killed my fsmily then lift up the baby and say i did not kill the baby
Mfw

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Hang yourself, he'll walk in the room and find you hanged from the roof. There's nothing better