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>>34782058
post your profile id so we can invite

I'll add u

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>>34782058
ALRIGHT

UNDERCOVER STEAM FEELS THREAD, LETS GO

>>34782040
>dream job
>starts at 7am

professional shitposting

>>34782040
>sage
Kill yourself OP

>>34782018
>You'll never be anything more than a store clerk
From my older brother.

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>>34782018
"Are you a pedophile or something, what's wrong with you?"

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard OP. Did that really happen?

Developing a small breast humiliation fetish helps

This one gif probably made quite few fembots feel depressed tonight

>>34782365
Girls have a thing for that?
That's kind of hot.

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>>34781976
Please excuse the cancerous tumblr gif format

I had a girl like me when I was in third grade. I gave her a hug at a school dance that year

I've been downhill ever since

>>34781976
Probably not. I mean, my only real experience was a hug from a girl with big tits and kissing a girl in Kindergarten. Even if I never find a gf, maybe once I am an old geezer I could at least bang a prostitute. Or I might get desperate enough to overcome my social anxiety and actually try out something like Tinder.
In terms of career, money, etc. my life definitely hasn't peeked, because it couldn't actually get that much lower.

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Did you redpill your dad, anon?

>>34781970
>starts to cry
Jesus Christ.

>>34781970
looks like you inherited being a little bitch from your father

>>34781960
Acid is good for trying new things

Tell me what you think of this movie trailer OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXGhsAynGI

Also tell me what you think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvvblmN1hEw

>>34781960
>400 ug
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my dose. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont trip off shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that takes good acid, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking poverty acid on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot.

>>34782205
>Muh family is better than your family
Doesn't have it figured out yet

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>>34781952
REMINDER : Seeing all these attractive White girls with Asian guys made ER go crazy and kill

>>34781952
Thank you for the news information. It just goes on and on. And is there a point really? Suing the apartment owner does not bring anyone back. And they can not really judge someone on the basis of mental illness and deny them renting a room. That would be discrimination.

Look at the comment section too and the reply to "Thylacine". The racism accusation comes totally out of a blue. Today, people can destroy you merely by claiming you're a racist, no one even asking if that's true, since as if they did it, they'd be labelled racists themselves.

Why are they deciding to try and get more money now?

>>34781925
Fuck up faggot unless you did early action they don't reply until March

Wtf you're looking at it wrong
I was only accepted into one
And no scholarships either
You did everything right go for it

>>34781925
College is a meme anyway. You should still go, but most people don't give a shit what school you went to.

>>34781923
>I saved it ironically.
dunno why but i got a laugh out of that

>>34781923
comfy read desu.

>snorting televisions

what did he meant by this

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>>34781867

Literally the first thing that popped into my head

Post time stamp, you stupid cunt.

What were u crying about?

>>34781864
attractive people can breed ugly offspring. The only surefire way to make someone attractive is genetic engineering.

>>34781920
WRONG

No amounts of genetic engineering and somas will ever make you attractive

>Be me
>Good looking af before 14, managed to get laid
>Turned out hideously ugly, no gf no more
>All family member attractive af
>Should I be given the privilege to reproduce?

>>34781778
It's not your parents fault you can't stop shoving shit down your fucking food hole.

Bullshit excuse you retard fucking go to the gym and learn how to not eat garbage.

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You're just a useless fat piece of shit, genetics has nothing to do with it

If you're tried of being fat you could stop being fat at least.

>>34781761
You should put that energy into accomplishing things!

>>34781779
acomplishing things doesn't feel as good as punching trees really hard

>>34781681
julianne moore is a fucking fox that's for sure

>>34781681
I wanna fuck that red head

>>34781681
if you prefer left over right, get the fuck out immediately