Hello my name is Garth. Its so nice and quiet outisde since i

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Hello my name is Garth. Its so nice and quiet outisde since i have killed everyone on earth. Rather.. peaceful. I grew tired of the buslting city and all of those rotten, deformed, ilk that bathe in grease, eating french fries and snorting telivisions. I try to read, and all i hear is bullshit with trumpets blaring and advertisments, everywhere. So...i picked up my handy gun, and began to shoot every single person i saw. Citizens, police officers, children and women, white people, black people; all mowed like petty blades of grass. After that, i saw how quiet twas, but it felt...rather unsatisfactory. My mission was not complete!

I began to begin my assault on America. I sived them through. Every last person, homeless or rich, fat or skinny. It didnt matter. Only one thing could quench my insaticable bloodlust.

The birds began to sing. The creeks and streams began to flow again. The very deserts and voids of nature, concrete prisions, were fertilized with troglodite human blood. Soon the whole world was dead. I saved it ironically. To hell with them and their pathetic problems in a handbasket i say! And if you ask me if i feel guilty of the ordeal, i say nay, for it is all a matter of
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