>Congrats anon, you're hired to your dream job! You'll

>>34782040
>dream job
>starts at 7am

professional shitposting

>>34782040
>sage
Kill yourself OP

>>34782040
>7am
>dream job

haha

>having a boss for your dream job

Do I get my very own BBC?

>>34782048
Mornings are pure A E S T H E T I C.

Nothings nicer than watching the sun rise as you stand in an empty Dunkin donuts, waiting for your drink while the news plays on a TV in the background

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>>34782064
>implying you don't get to make up your own schedule after the first day

really makes me think

7 am sharp to jam with a decent band for days and prepare material for a world tour

Hell muthafucking yeah

>>34782040
Sourdough baking for our artisanal bakery

>>34782040
Taste testing whiskey for a distillery.

>>34782101
yeah they're aesthetic but not aesthetic enough for me to wake up for

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>>34782040
>You'll be starting tomorrow 7am sharp doing ________
Absolutely nothing, and still getting paid for it.

>>34782101
How about watching the sun rise while making your own coffee because you work from your tastefully appointed home?

Im now an Airline pilot, nice

>>34782103
That doesn't make sense, anon. Your scenario is stupid.

>>34782253
>34782253
this desu senpai my dude

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I want to be a Youtuber who records himself playing video games for fun.

I want to sell out and have sponsors pay me to do the things I do anyway.

Sponsored by Ubisoft.

>>34782040

doing your mother

>>34782040
Getting paid for masturbating seems nice but wait I already do this with my neetbux.

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>>34782040

killing niggers.

i'll start today.

>>34782040
taxi driver

Been doing it 7 years.

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>>34782040
Thank you very much, Mr. Original.

>>34782040
Yesterday I had an interview for what's been my dream job for the last 9 years

I'm honestly worried that regardless of whether I get it or not I'll have nothing else to look forward to in life and no choice but to kill myself

Being the saviour of the world.

>>34782040
making someone happy

my dick

tfw not a professional BLACKED prepper for flash brown

>>34782040

>Save up shekels for a gun
>Commit suicide

There's my early exit.

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>>34782040
moderating a Bangladeshi Rughooking imageboard.

>>34782040
I can't wait to start as a moderator on 4chan! what's the salary?

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...the job of sitting in a climate controlled office overlooking the entrance gate to a warehouse, with perfect wifi, television, and any computer you want to bring along. Your only task is to press the button to open the gate anytime a delivery truck shows up. This will only happen a few dozen times a day, and it will be extremely obvious when a truck arrives. You can set your own hours and come to work whenever you want, but we will be paying you $50/hr plus any overtime you may accrue. You are allowed to bring anything to keep yourself occupied while waiting in between deliveries.

Fuck.

>>34782040

Surely you are mistaken, nigger, since I wake up at 10 am every day and anything before that is torture for me.

Official Fembot Anus Inspector

>>34783639
i did this and it's suicide inducing

>>34782101
>>34782235
you guys this is not how you're supposed to use the word aesthetic, please stop using this meme as it confuses L2 English speakers

>>34782040
I got my dream job working for google and it sucks.

eating ass and chewing bubble gum

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>>34782040
Having a 60 million dollar trust fund and infinite free time.

>>34782040
tests on our research chemicals

>>34782334
Do you have charisma?

>>34782101
>>34782235
>>34782254

The best morning aesthetic is biking past the stadium district to your comfy office job while the sky is a neat color.

>>34783810
>not how you're supposed to use the word aesthetic
Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in their English class

>>34784050
Using 'aesthetic' as a predicative adjective like that defo isn't considered Englishing good m8 innit.

>Standard English: It has aesthetic appeal
>meme English: It is aesthetic

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I unironically want to be an assassin. It's the perfect level of solitude and work. I get to kill people and make lots of money, make my own hours, work at my own pace. You get to figure everything out and do it on your own. You're given a single straight forward task with whatever restrictions and then it's all up to you. Then when i'm not working I can just do whatever I want in my bunker/armory/home gym.

>dream job
>working for a nignog

Pick one

>>34782040
>you're hired
>dream job
nah nigga
i am the employer
this is my company
this is my dream

>>34782040
EVA work on the Von Braun.

>>34782040
Servicing gloryholes

>>34784586
Also this thread is causing me physical pain. It sucks to have an impossible dream job.

>>34782040
Lead accountant

Seems pretty comfy

programming NASA spacecraft.

>>34782040
>dream job
Doesn't exist, the idea of a job being anything but miserable is a fantasy.

I hope that one day I get really lucky and win the digital lottery with a phone game that gets as popular as Angry Birds or Flappy Bird.