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>>34788768
Lel theres this transgirl at my work always has a 5'0clock shadow

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nice astroturfing faget

>>34788768
i couldn't even live with myself if i had a conversation that thing

>wants to be a woman
>still has a beard

>>34788756
POST BOIPUCCI RITE NOW

You are gonna be the ugliest most visually confusing monster that has ever lived. Even robots will not want you.
Enjoy the rope friend

bump, but this is meaningless since i am OP?

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PIease don't reproduce

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Well you're right on the importance of childrearing.

And yes, if you find a wife, make sure she isn't some bitch who treats her kids like bowel movements. Children are real human beans, and they are also very important because, as you said, society cannot be continued without them.

I'd say the reason that you haven't been replied to is because there's nothing really wrong with this post.

NTRing??

>>34788680
jews don't believe in cuckolding

they're a married till one of them dies type

the channel started funny, is now predictable

>>34788666
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjiZaR1g66

also nice triperinos

>>34788703
oh fuck i copied the wrong vocarooooo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DRNWoP5s2D

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>>34788712
I don't know but I love you originally

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"Women often take unreasonable whims into their head. Never mind; put up with all her insults; never mind if she kicks you even; kiss her dainty feet." ~Ovid (excerpt taken from The Art of Love, Book II).

It has at different times been called domnei, gyneolatry, suprasensualism, romance and courtly love (the latter from which we get the words "romantic" and "courtship" respectively). Everyone from Sufi Poets and Arab Mystics to Medieval Poets, Minstrels and Playwrites have been enamored with the emotion I am describing. It goes far beyond lust or mere animalistic fervor we see in niggerfolk. This feeling is at once both spiritual and physical. Experiencing it frequently, I can only compare it to the times I have dropped ecstasy at some stupid parties. But that does not do it justice. It is an indescribable feeling of elation and joy that results from the pedestalisation of women at the expense of one's own wellbeing or pleasure. It is a Knight's self-sacrificing devotion and love for his Lady, which partially only ever existed in fantasy. It is the reason so many men kill themselves, kneel before women and offer them diamonds, and even become fascinated with the freaky-deaky things I mentioned earlier. Religion at times has been able to suppress this, but they all failed in the end. The Cult of Mary, the idolisation of the Virgin Mary, mother of God, is this Triumph of the Divine Feminine over Christianity that has lead many to decry that Catholicism is Pagan. For we even see this pedestalisation of women in Pagan myth, for instance the mother Goddess. Gaia begat every single god and goddess in the Greek Pantheon. It seems that this weird courting mechanism that springs from biology is inextricably linked to religion, it is literally the worship of cunt. I used to think this was an affliction of whites, but after reading the poetry of Muslims and seeing how much black dudes obsess over their ability to please women ("MAH DICK!"), I see I was wrong.

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"Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love that in your will,
Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill. ~ Shakespeare (excerpt taken from Sonnet 57).

So now you know why I am a Romantic, a hopeless one at that, and what that means in the context I am applying it in. Why I am a Misogynist is an even sadder story.

I was a virgin right up until the ripe old age of 20. I never had any trouble making male friends but I never really knew how to advance with my female friends to the next level. I see now that I was an idiot for having female friends at all. With all my pathologies and frustrations, I began reading PUA blogs and spending time on plebbit, specifically /r/theredpill. The things I read there OUTRAGED me. I was so fucking angry and upset, I did NOT want to believe any of those things were true. I went out of my way to construct a fantasy world where reality agreed with my opinions, but it was hopeless. Being an observant person, generally in-tune with the feelings and thoughts of other people, I knew what those angry misognyists were saying was true. How true, I was still yet to know.

Accepting bits and pieces of Red Pill "philosophy" and melding it with my own philosophy, I was able to snag my first LTR last year. Last year, I was still a traditionalist (AKA, I'm the leader but I am benevolent and I do it for the woman's well-being. Basically a trad-dad.) This is how I was able to reconcile the Red Pill with my carnal wants and needs (lots of men do this, guys into Christianity call it being a "Servant-Leader.") Naturally, I ignored all advice saying that you need to be rough and aggressive, but I had already sort of accepted from a young age that the man is the one who initiates because women are coy and lazy.

I have some bizarre sexual hangups. That is why I refused to be the "dominator." It makes me feel sick. Even getting blowjobs, I feel absolutely terrible. I prefer giving to receiving in a ratio of about 5:1. In no way am I ashamed of my body, I even have a pretty sizable cock (6"x5", ;) ), but I just feel weird receiving without giving something. Ever noticed your GF always prefers to suck your dick than to have you eat her out? I know all the reasons why. I obsess about this...

I obsess about it so much that I began to fear if those reasons would be activated within my LTR. I made sure to go out of my way to keep her satisfied and prevent that from happening. I am masculine in many ways and generally just fun to be around, so she was quite attracted to me. I was able to please her for a long time, something I am very happy about, but this nagging feeling of unease that something bad was going to happen would not leave me. It's like she was missing something very dear to her, and knowing the nature of women, I feared what that could be.

>>34788553
dubs and i turn into a spookey scary skeleton

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

>>34788553
If Dubs stop making Big Bang Theory Threads

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>>34788495
lol gay if i roll dubs i'll get laid tomorrow.

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OP, you need a day job or night job and you need to get at least 4-6 miles per day in addition to your workouts.

As long as you're not wolfing down high calorie food every 3 hours and you actually do your part and eat small portions and halfway decently, you'll lose weight. It'll take a year depending on how obese. But you can do it. Once your friends or family starts noticing they'll tell you. I remember seeing some friends for the first time in 3 months after I started hitting the gym. They were fucking shocked.

Do the work OP. Do not quit.

>>34788609
Ignore this OP and kill your fat self.
Soda tastes like shit anyway you sweaty two ton sack of cat cum

It didn't even occur to me that I wasn't arguing with a real person til 15 minutes had already passed.

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>>34788480
Meditation. The voices make me laugh.

If you stare at a drawing long enough, completely absorbed into it, all sorts of shit will happen.

>>34788480
its probably the LSD. You dont remember taking it??

>>34788456
Contact info? I'm a belly girl with no bf

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>>34788505
show belly and fupa

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this is now a fat lady gut thread

>>34788426
What is polish women like

>>34788426
Dobranoc anon

>>34788647
whores
>>34788702
dziekuje :3

>>34788405
How many hours of research have you done?

>>34788473

Bare minimum. Research is terrible

i began eating a lot better and now i'm farting a lot less. it feels a little lonely because the farts were like the ghost of another person.

my dream is to fart into a hot-air balloon type of contraption and float away into the clouds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Awk6NKgk8

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/Kpa9LtunUcg

Help

I'm a simple guy, I like classical music. Here's a couple of Wagner masterpieces for you.
>Elsa's Procession to the Chapel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIRt_f7qWk
The feel this gives me is abstract. It's tragic, but somehow triumphant. It's waving the sadness like a battleflag. I've always said I want this played at my funeral.
>The Tannhauser Overture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
This is the ultimate soundtrack for victory, I think. This will make you feel like you can do anything. It's a bit longer, so if you want instant gratification, skip to about the last four minutes. I would recommend listening to the whole thing through, though, it makes the payoff much more satisfying.

>>34788365
Exactly what it sounds like.

Somebody who tried to live the normie life, failed hard, and went back to their robot ways. There are those among us who occasionally try to better our position, and it will often end like that.

>>34788365
In my book, it's people who had a chance to have or had a good relationship, friends, and a good life, but screwed it up out of their own autism.

For example, I had a girlfriend and a group of friends in middle school, but now I never talk to them anymore, making me a failed normie.

I'd say anyone whose only problems amount to >tfw no gf\bf

if you have friends, a job, were never abused as a child, have no professionally diagnosed mental illness, etc.

Basically nothing really stood in their way but their own incompetence.

le you don't say face xDDD

>>34788347
Good manners don't really get a conversation rolling with a girl. You might want to look to volunteering or something community related if you want people to notice your good nature.

>>34788347
If this wasn't /r9k/ I would assume this post was satire. Just google "nice guys".