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Anonymous
2017-02-13 03:06:03 Post No.34832093
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:06:03 Post No. 34832093 [Report] [View this topic]

>cough cougrh cough couhg aafADSFOUH BLAK BLAK BLAGH BLAGH
>*spits up mucus*

"You like my body, Anon?"
>COUGH COUGH

"I-it's because I don't eat meat. Meat is bad for the --"
>*WHEEEEZE COUGH COUGH COUGH*
"...bad for the body and is cruel to animals."

"If you really want to look like me, you should stop eating meat!"
>cough COUGH COUGH
>blegh

"Humans weren't designed to be meat-eaters! What's this about consuming too much soy? Nah, that's just a lie made up by the meat conglomerates. Soy has nothing to do with estrogen and will not give you bitch tits. Take it from me! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back into my iron lung and take my insulin. All this talking's got me winded! Hope I don't trip on the way there; I don't know if my fragile bones could take it."

>[loud coughing gets distant as Vegan stumbles further and further away]

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:07:33 Post No.34832130
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:07:33 Post No.34832130 [Report]

don't you slander aphex twin you fucker

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:08:50 Post No.34832163
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>>34832130
he's literally a poor man's venetian snares

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Meat isn't even my favorite food

Anonymous
2017-02-13 03:05:55 Post No.34832085
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:05:55 Post No. 34832085 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you bullied Chad in elementary
>mfw he would always avoid me in high school like a little bitch

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:09:36 Post No.34832174
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>>34832085
Same senpai, they thought I'd kill them if they said anything to me. One of them warned my boss and he asked me.about that a week into working.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:11:20 Post No.34832207
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>>34832085
does anyone have the picture of the gir eating the chocolate please?

im asking for a friend..

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:12:33 Post No.34832232
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>>34832207
never mind i haave found it i was being lazy and silly i guess but i just typed in some key words and found it. its amazing how quick we can find things these days i imagine the frustration our grandparents went through in the old days we are blessed !!!!

Anonymous
ITT: We post as if it's the future 2017-02-13 03:04:11 Post No.34832046
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ITT: We post as if it's the future Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:04:11 Post No. 34832046 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw 2010 was 10 years ago

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:07:53 Post No.34832137
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It won't be long until we know this feel robots

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:12:06 Post No.34832223
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>>34832137
>tfw GTA V came out 20 years ago

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:23:34 Post No.34832448
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>white people are FINALLY extinct

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2017-02-13 03:03:39 Post No.34832033
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:03:39 Post No. 34832033 [Report] [View this topic]

At what point can you call a girl your gf?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:04:43 Post No.34832059
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>>34832033
when she is comfortable enough to show you her penis

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:05:45 Post No.34832080
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:05:45 Post No.34832080 [Report]

>gf
>not wife
cucks

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:28:14 Post No.34832555
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:28:14 Post No.34832555 [Report]

When a girl gives you something even remotely resembling a smile or grin.

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Virgin Life Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:02:35 Post No. 34832013 [Report] [View this topic]

A girl asked me how I am still a virgin and I told her no means no

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:19:36 Post No.34832359
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>>34832013
Kek'd.

Will use in future.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:20:10 Post No.34832370
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>>34832013
I asked an Asian out last year, I feel to embarrassed to talk to her again

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:24:37 Post No.34832472
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:24:37 Post No.34832472 [Report]

Idiot here, please explain.

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really makes you think... 2017-02-13 03:00:49 Post No.34831970
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really makes you think... Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:00:49 Post No. 34831970 [Report] [View this topic]

why the gosh darn heck do black ladies love white cock so much?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:05:04 Post No.34832067
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:05:04 Post No.34832067 [Report]

They don't. She was paid to, just like the BLACKED girls.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:06:07 Post No.34832095
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>>34831970
they're punching above their weight

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:06:11 Post No.34832098
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>>34831970
Jefferson fucked many slave girls.

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2017-02-13 02:58:18 Post No.34831913
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:58:18 Post No. 34831913 [Report] [View this topic]

>oneitis talks to me about her past sex life

what the fuck stop i dont want to hear this

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:59:03 Post No.34831932
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:59:03 Post No.34831932 [Report]

he talks to his oneitis
hmmmm

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:59:45 Post No.34831945
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>the girl you're orbiting is talking about her present sex life

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:00:06 Post No.34831952
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>too beta to tell her to stop or say you could blow her past guys out of the water
why even try?

Anonymous
2017-02-13 02:57:16 Post No.34831896
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:57:16 Post No. 34831896 [Report] [View this topic]

>think about qt gf
>let out a huge smelly fart
>cat starts hissing

i don't deserve a gf.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:01:17 Post No.34831983
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>>34831896
Lol wtf. I kek'd

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My cat jumped on the gf's stomach and made har fart and laugh, breaking the seal for my own farts.

Cats can be bros, too.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:08:24 Post No.34832150
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don't be fooled, OP. girls love getting a nice dutch oven. your cat has no taste.

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2017-02-13 02:54:14 Post No.34831827
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:54:14 Post No. 34831827 [Report] [View this topic]

Are mentally ill women for robots?
It seems like they're r9k's only viable dating pool.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:56:00 Post No.34831869
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:56:00 Post No.34831869 [Report]

no woman would date anyone that isn't some extroverted normie that's at least a 8/10 or has a lot of money

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>>34831827
Women
are
not
for
robots

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:56:52 Post No.34831887
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:56:52 Post No.34831887 [Report]

yes, it's the best we can possibly hope for. the normies avoid them because they're crazy.

pls gib me bpd gf

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:45:14 Post No. 34831609 [Report] [View this topic]

Which type does r9k prefer?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:48:07 Post No.34831671
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:48:07 Post No.34831671 [Report]

one on the right, but she can feel free to invite her friend too B^)

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:24 Post No.34831691
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:24 Post No.34831691 [Report]

That picture is to shitty to make a proper assessment.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:28 Post No.34831693
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:28 Post No.34831693 [Report]

>>34831609
The one with the pink hair

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2017-02-13 02:41:44 Post No.34831550
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:41:44 Post No. 34831550 [Report] [View this topic]

>>>/lgbt/7710047

A lesbian stated that she get fucked by a bbc, this cured her homosexuality. This make me think. Maybe you degenerated white males should man up and fuck yourself. Weak and jealous white males are the cancer of this world

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:57:46 Post No.34831909
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>>34831550
This makes no sense. What is your point anyway?

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:58:55 Post No.34831929
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:58:55 Post No.34831929 [Report]

Then explain the 10 billion asians

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:59:08 Post No.34831934
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>>34831550
wouldn't the parallel be that Negress pussy cures homosexuality?

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Indian chicks Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:38:37 Post No. 34831491 [Report] [View this topic]

> At a friends house, looking for the bathroom
> Stumble in to a room and see pic related
>BUFFFRRRRRRRRRUPPPAPAP
>The room is now flooded with the not-necessarily unpleasant fragrance of mild incense and curry

What do u do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:41:04 Post No.34831539
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>>34831491
I would just fuck her.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:41:11 Post No.34831540 [Report]

stick my pepe in her loo

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>>34831491
POO
IN
LOO IN POO

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:37:23 Post No. 34831460 [Report] [View this topic]

I've decided not to write my essay that is due tomorrow

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:43:53 Post No.34831584
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>>34831460
Dude I told myself to just push through because this is life and you might as well do hard things

Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:59 Post No.34831703
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:49:59 Post No.34831703 [Report]

I hope you're a HSer

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>>34831460
What was the essay on?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:37:14 Post No. 34831457 [Report] [View this topic]

>women at my uni avoid me because they assume I spend all my spare time jacking off to cartoons
>mfw I actually spend all my spare time jacking off to high-grade Japanese pornography
these dumb sluts don't have a clue

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>>34831457
>mfw dumb sluts think they can ever compare to 2d girls

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>mfw posting a Yotsuba B Pepe on a Yotsuba board
good enough for these faggots amirite

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>>34831457
>>34831564
>>34831637
>2D trash
Enjoy Jamal fucking your cartoons and Tyrone fucking your 3D sluts, 4D is the objective choice

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 02:34:40 Post No. 34831403 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you guys know anything about Garcinia Cambogia?

It's bullshit right...? I'm considering trying it out just for the hell of it, but I don't really want to waste my money either.

Have any of you guys tried this shit? Supposedly it helped that dumb whore Melissa McCarthy lost like 70 lbs or so.

I just want to know if it's bullshit or not. My life experience is telling me it's a red hot bullshit alert. But I guess I could be wrong...

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 03:01:21 Post No.34831987
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>>34831403
I read her interview about it. Like she sounded like she was promoting it but said she wasn't so idfk

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>>34831987
Yeah but why would she promote it if it didn't help her?

She lost SEVENTY pounds in like 5 weeks. I mean, she probably doesn't need any money that she might get from promoting it. I just don't see an angle.

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>>34832252
Found this
Origikillerinodesudesu

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