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I'm a femanon who has to pee constantly.
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>>34874185
>has to pee constantly
Why?
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>>34874185
You have chlamydia you useless hole.
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be my vaIentine sweetie

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>Be 25
>Woman who i work with is around 43
>She keeps hitting on me
>MFW every day

What should i do?
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cum in her cunt
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>>34874168
Fuck her in her milf pussy
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Tell her to fuck off and go find some old bag of shit like her.

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What do you do if you met the love of your life,but they have a weird fetish?
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>>34874044
fetishes are normal

depends what it is
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>>34874044
As long as nothing goes up my butt or crushes my balls I'll do it
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>>34874091
Fetishes by definition are not normal

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How come God refuses to help amputees grow their arms and legs back? What's his problem?
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He cant interfere, that's kind of his fucking deal.
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He made them amputees for a reason.
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Because he would actually have to do something instead of relying on deterministic biological systems (and prayer of course :^)

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>tfw elliot will never enjoy valentine's day
I miss you
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I'm reading his manifesto, and I realized why he was a kv. He was a cunt. He always mentions how affluent his friends were and how many countries he visited when he was 8. Sad!
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>>34873180
He would have stabbed your ugly ass to death if he had the chance. You are the scum of the earth to him and also to me, frankly.
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>>34873180
He's got a good jawline. He was like one physical features away from becoming Chad.

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This could be you if you only applied yourself
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Ew... what if she didn't wipe her ass?
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>wearing cloths on lower half of body
ruined
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thats the hottest thing in the world

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Why do normies like multiplayer vidya (especially mobas and csgo) so much?

Seems like nobody likes single player games anymore
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>>34873066
What's the point of sp games? Most sp games have ridiculous uninteresting plotlines. SP sandbox games can be fun but that's it.
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>>34873066
because they have friends they can play with
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>>34873130

Rhythm games and wave-progressive games are good single player

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How ya doin' latino fellas?
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doing great OP

save for the part where I'm chased by the god damn ICE 24/7

Donald Trump will burn in hell for this
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American citizen here , im fine but my people I know are freaking the fuck out. Goodbye sis.
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Aside from everyday feels i'm doing ok

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>be really anxious and depressed neet since 16(22 now)
>browse 4chan since 2013 but never really posted anything, just when drunk as fuck like i am now
>literally too afraid to even talk to people on the internet
>lurk most of the time and listen to depressing music while drinking
>can really connect to everyone but too dumb/depressed/lazy to post anything, not even rolling shit

A-are you here fellow lurkers? Please, just one word, i want to feel you.
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>>34872947
i'm here famigo, i know your feel
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>>34872947
Yeah, that was me for almost ever
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>>34872947
Been on 4chan since 2012, have definitely made fewer than 100 posts and started less than 10 threads. What really bothers me about image boards is all the stuff that I've forgotten to save over the years.

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>He's alone on Valentine's Day because he never asked out a girl
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>>34872592

H-hayley, please.
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She's right you know. Most of you have probably never asked out a girl in your life. You're all just Elliot Rodgers in the making, expecting girls to approach you.
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>>34872702
Or maybe some of us are 4/10's that no girl will ever want

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rose thread come home rosebud

valentines day edition
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What do you think naten got her today? I'm guessing some cheap quick stop candy.
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>>34872852
he probably just stayed inside all day shitposting on gaf all the while poor rozie went about her day pretending not to care.
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>>34872852
nothing
>>34873035
she wasn't pretending

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Good news robots, pornhub is giving everyone a free week of premium membership for valentine's day.
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yes i know, you've been shilling since yesterday, but i still don't know what pornhub premium does besides getting rid of ads which i can do on my own
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>subscribing to anything on a free porn site

literally why?
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Porn is for degenerates

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Ask a pedo white male robot anything.
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>>34872422
i hope u get cancer scumbag
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What exactly do you mean when you say you are a pedophile?
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Why haven't you been v& yet?

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I have 2400 dollars. How good a car can I get for that?
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>>34872331
I dont know how it works in America but even if you bought a nice car do you have the money to insure it and pay road tax etc
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>>34872331

you can use some of that to put a down payment on a nice car, but will have to pay monthly too.
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Not very nice but I bought a geo prism forv$2k. It's pretty much a cheaper corolla

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I need someone to hug me and say everything is OK.

I'm so scared.
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Everything is going to be fine, I'm sure. What's wrong friend?
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>>34871911
What's wrong!? Please tell me how I can help!!
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yeah, whats the problem OP?

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