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>>34871086
Is this a real suicide or is it one of those desperate cry for help type things?

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>fail
>lose all of your data
>get arrested for stealing your mom's car

Sound plan, OP. No drawbacks here.

>>34871138
No, I'm on some of the stimulants right now so I'm thinking very rationally and clearly. I am simply opting out of life. It isn't enjoyable for me and I'm not sure it's going to become enjoyable anytime soon. Diminishing returns or whatever

>>34871186
It's my car. Really not super concerned about losing data.

>>34870966
C....U.....C.......K.......yoooou;re a cuuuuuck my maaaan...

>>34870966
Sex is secondary to actual emotional connection.

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>>34870966
Sad thing is there's a qt out there for me but we can't find each other :<

>>34870964
Finland, culture of shut-ins and easy neetbux. Most of the year is depressing darkness.

>>34870964
any scandinavian country. bunch of welfare so you can sit on your ass and shitpost, plus all scandis are social retards

I'm guessing japan. Can't fap to pron with out lol pixels, women like anime guys so they don't want real males, and if you have any level of shame you have to kill yourself.

VALENTINE ACCEPTED

>>34870992
ADMINISTERING LOVE. PLEASE OPEN RECEPTACLE.

>>34871038
PORT JAMMED

>>34870883
>he has the virgin sit

>>34870883
there's a young slut right next to you

grab her by the pussy

>>34870924
>glorifying sexual assault
must be another day in Drumpf's America.

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>>34870865
Have sex with him, obviously.

>>34870897
I think you don't understand what's happening here

take the entire arm off.

It's literally your fault

>>34870859
exactly. and we still get bitched at by normies

>>34870859

May not be our fault but it certainly leaves us its repercussions

>>34870850
>18
It's not nearly as bad as you think it is. 18 is still a ripe age to get a first job, and you're still young enough to enter college without problems. You still have time to get your shit together.

If you're still a NEET after 6-7 years, however, then you'll have a problem.

>>34870850
18 is the perfect time to get a job without experience
also, you're like a babby to us, get off this board you whiny fuck

>>34870850
You're doomed to suck dick under a bridge for the rest of your life.

4chan is close enough to a cult.

I dont know of any around me. I would love to join a cult as long as I can do drugs and play vidya.

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>>34870784
I have! I've joined Tsuki's, and I'm very excited about experiencing the LFE System!

>>34870721
I don't want shit on my floor.

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>>34870721
>Why don't you have a ************ gf yet?

BECAUSE THEY DONT DATE ROBOTS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

WOMEN DO NOT DATE ROBOTS

>>34870721
indian girls don't really like black guys

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>>34870716
Sure I just got super liked from this grill

>>34871547
Give her a day only if she provides you with rare pepes.

>>34870716
do not support proprietary software anon

>>34870704
do a lot of drugs and drink a lot of alcohol and have a lot of sex

Video games and /comfy/ desu

>>34870732
This. Also remember to go to the gym. Lifting and cardio helps you physically and mentally to game harder.

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>>34870676
>when you force out a fart that feels stuck while you're laying in bed but it turns out to be diarhea

>when you get into a bad car accident wish you weren't a robot

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>>34870723
i know this feel.
i've shit the bed like that before.

>man

um she is a woman you shitlord

how time flies

It's just gonna get faster and faster

>>34870625
>man
>>34870745
>women
No, CWC is something else entirely
Descriptions like sex or gender just don't matter, for Chris isnt really human, just the purest incarnation of autism ever realized

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It's like bathing in anti-context.

>>34871699
What's anti context?

>>34871699
Fucking hot chicks !
>>34870463
E L A B O R A T E and greentext it