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My excuse is that I don't want to waste the limited time I have on this planet doing menial tasks just to ruin this beautiful place even more with ugly concrete buildings.

>>34872908
I'm a fat lazy cunt and it sounds extremely boring. Besides all I spend money on anyways are just vidya every couple of months. Birthday and christmas gift money last me a whole year if I jew it out enough.

>>34872908
>don't need to be good at anything to start

Care to elaborate?

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>>34872763
>i'll take "things that never happened and never will" for 1488, Herr Goebbels.

Can someone explain to me what does the 14 in 1488 stand for?

>>34872763
I spent the whole day studying calculus and sleeping
so... yeah, great day

I am all ears robots

nothing, typical bots.

you smell bad and the girls who smoke can't tell you smell bad

>>34872535
Am Swedish
would be Syrian or some other mudslime so I could just fuck off back here and do everything I do now but for free

>>34872565
Proper answer anon. A nationality you like maybe

>>34872535
What a coincidence, I too am English and would choose to be Icelandic.
>based nordic genes
>comfy small country with next to zero immigrants and amazing quality of life
>being unusual and exotic if you travel elsewhere, but still enjoying the advantages of being white

>>34872441
I feel this. Legitimately I always feel anxious over something even if I don't know what it is.

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>>34872576
I even feel shame about feeling shame. I feel like a criminal just for existing.

i know that feel OP

stay away from weed

>>34872402
>Why must we be denied our needs?

Because this is the real life.
I hope that 100% emersive VR will be developed within my lifespan.

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>>34872402
>tfw no bf who violently rapes my bp then cuddles with me while I cry

>>34873577
Whats a bp?

Originaal

girl (boy(girl))

>>34872371
Funny, I was just posting about this cult in another thread.

>>34872371

Girl. She's been around since before the trap meme.

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tfw no robot bro to get drunk, practice kissing, and play vidya with

i know that feel
>got into a car accident
>got a brain injury, broken leg
>forget things over time remember things
>my home party friend, mom and other friend came to it
>friend said like it's nice to have my friend over
>talk about how he raped me
>my uncle's girlfriend heard me
>started asking like if this is my boyfriend
>fast forward towards christmas
>uncle's girlfriend just asked how long have you been gay?
>i had to say i'm not a fag, i had sex with two girl's
>after dinner i went on my computer she asked me again
>to this day she still thinks i'm gay

>>34872369
your parents sound cute, anon, you should be more honest with them.

I understand when certain robots say their parents suck because they have strained relationships, but yours sound like they try to improve your life.

FEMINISTS GETTING TRIGGERED CRINGE COMPILATION 16

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>>34872346

>2017
>giving a shit about feminists

pls m8

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>>34872346
It's kinda funny seeing them now before they grow up to be 400lb concrete crackers

there is nothing sex related about your dick

>>34872319
Jerk off on your mom's face while she sleeps. That way talking about your diseased dick won't seem bad by comaparison

>>34872319
Tell your dad instead, if you have one. Did that too and I'm gucci now (except for my cut penis)

>>34872312
Those glasses are dumber thanmine

I wish CoD would make a boots on the ground game again

Tbh infected on iw is pretty fun

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tfw play shit like overwatch and black ops and have a shit load of fun with it and also play on ps4 and hate games like dark souls and whatever tru gaemers play

come at me faggotas

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>>34872284
Your first time using 4chan, newfriend?

He's a massive fuckboy.

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>>34872284
plebbit is other site my normie friend

>>34872201
Yeah some camwhore baited him into cheating on his wife or something

>>34872217
Yeah, it really is the camwhore's fault that he cheated on his wife. Men have no self-control.

>>34872272
WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED

Yeah I've seen this before. His fault for going on shit boards like /a/ or /v/.

>>34872200
Yeah, no. What he says is true. It applies to all boards, you dumbass.

>>34872200
now arent you ironic

>>34872136
I know that feel anon, we're in the machild road...

>>34872136
I have anxiety too but honestly, it's not that hard to get rid off if you know how to get rid of it. My mom babied me for a while so i was a major beta.

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>"No Anon, you can't go to your friends house! What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, your friend can't come over! What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, you can't leave the house alone! What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, you can't get into [sport/hobby]! What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, you can't start driving! What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, you're not getting a lousy minimum wage job. What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, you can't go away to college. What if something happens?"
>"No Anon, I'm net letting you see a hack therapist. What is something happens?"
>"Anon, why don't you go out much? Don't you have any friends? Why aren't you dating?"