Fleshies keep movin'
this is a specters thread!
>WOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34895764
>hate morphine posters
>hate deer posters
>hate bog posters
>hate "stop being ____" bearded guy posters
>hate oat posters
>am okay with ghostposting
>>34895999
>inverted satanic trips
Kek is with us
>>34895764
>finally figure out the whole poltergeist thing
>fuck with normies filming show
>written off as a video glitch
>tfw watch those old Tom&Jerry cartoons with a big grin on my face
>literally laughing
>have so much fun
>26yo
should I kill myself?
>>34895722
>should I kill myself?
Not really. Me and my dad watch them all the time, it's like bonding for us.
t. 24 yo anon.
>>34895722
Why?
nothing wrong with liking cartoons
So what you're happy? I don't see what's so bad. If you enjoy cartoons- then you do, not a big deal
Where my no-fap bro's at?
>>34895696
I caved in and fapped today. To something I'm not proud of either.
>>34895729
Don't give up brother.
Conquer your sexuality, conquer yourself, one battle at a time.
>>34895696
I'm not reading eleventy fucking paragraphs of pseudo-ass broscience
Sexual release is necessary, and fapping once a week is normal
I don't trust some guy's anecdotal-evidence-turned-gargantuan-novel
>tfw realize a dear memory of mine was just a dream
>fell in love with a girl when I was a teenager
>realize it was just a dream
>still miss her to this day
>>34895634
this happens way more than I'd like to admit. even just day dreams clutter my memory at this point.
>>34895687
I'm with this anon.
>Feel regret about things that happened in my childhood. Torment myself over them, then realise they didn't happen.
>masturbating 4 days ago
>cum in my sisters panties cabinet
>3 days later she tells my mom shes pregnant
ive been fucking scared cant sleep. she says she is gonna keep the baby. what if the baby comes out and it looks like me?? how will i explain it to my mom????
Sperm would have died within a few seconds after you ejaculated
It's impossible that the baby is yours.
"On a dry surface, such as clothing or bedding, sperm are dead by the time the semen has dried."
b8. You make it so obvious.
The next time you try to be funny, try having an understanding of entry level biology and fertility cycles.
my father used to tell me how playing brutal video games is bad for your brain because your subconscious can't see the the difference between a game and reality or some shit like that, is this true when I spoke to him about it he told me of studies and how army people train soldiers with video games
>>34895415
train soldiers with video games? thats the most retarded thing I've heard today.
>>34895444
I mean like they use video games or simulations to lower their inhibitions
>>34895444
they really do, it's meant to desensitize the soldiers.
>>34895415
I'm wondering a lot more about the effects of gore pictures and videos, since years now casually shown around by 9 year old kids in classrooms, as if it's nothing more than a new game show on tv.
I refuse to watch gore videos and pics since years now, cause I'm sure that it has some side effects on one's mind.
It's a different thing if you look at mangled, edgy 3d models with blurry textures, or look at real people who die or are in severe pain, knowing that the picture you see is real.
Who here has discovered this god-tier combo?
End your life
This madness must stop
End yourself
You are scum pile
>classic chips ahoy
>glass of apple juice
one of my favorite pleasures
>be me
>meet a girl from tinder on valentines
>have fun and spend the entire evening
>she's legit interesting
>talk about potential next meeting
>"oh anon but you probably won't write to me"
>"i will, i promise, i really liked our evening"
>wait with her for her bus home
>get a goodbye kiss
>a few minutes later get a text from her saying "anon please text me when you get home safely"
>reply to her that I will and that I want her to do the same
>get home and text her
>no response at all for the entire day
What are the chances she got mugged and got her phone stolen?Why wouldn't she reply otherwise?
>>34895404
Because she was being nice and hoped you had a car, but you don't so she's going to find someone like you who does.
Surely, her power just isn't working, and her phone is dead.
>>34895422
We were both drinking so no
>I start talking to a girl
>Girl is heavily interested in me for a week, flirts with me, replies consistently to me, talks about hanging out, etc.
>Girl suddenly cuts me off out of nowhere for no apparent reason and never talks to me again and ignores all of my messages.
Why does this keep happening to me over and over again? It's been happening for about 5 years in a row with every single girl I meet. I'm starting to believe there's a conspiracy against me or something.
>>34895362
The same thing happens to me, anon. This is a normal occurrence. Do not become suspicious.
>I'm starting to believe there's a conspiracy against me or something.
You are becoming aware of the truth. Are you ready to look how deep is the rabbit hole? You have still time to go back
>>34895362
Have the same problem as OP, would like a answer to why this happens too
if the internet was going to disappear tomorrow what would you download now so you could never lose it
a noahs ark of data if you will
I'd setup a Runescape private """"server"""". It actually sounds really comfy
>>34895458
>no issues with latency
>no rules
and most importantly
>alone
tfw hoarding data
would you still fuck her???
Origami
>>34895270
Chessie Kay is my bimbo whore waifu.I sometimes fap imagining myself being her and doing degrading shit.
Would fuck, but I wouldn't let my children have her genes.
They would already have my genes, which would make them half shitty. With this girl as their mother, they would be full of shit
>>34895270
With those stockings and heels, I'd fuck basically anyone
>tfw you shitpost for 2 hours straight and dont get any pic related
>>34895260
Just copy and paste a thread from /b/ with over 100 replies. It's that easy kid.
>>34895395
Don't be retarded. OPs can't get (You)s.
>>34895260
Maybe it was because you didn't reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep
Fuck why doesn't anything ever happen?
It's all so empty.
dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit
I'm so bored.......
>>34895192
Bored of what?
>>34895192
>nothing will ever just happen for you like it happened for your peers
>ywn just find a gf
>ywn just get that better job
>>34895229
Nobody "just gets" the things they want
A guy I like wants me to sit on his face. I am a girl, yeah. What is the appeal?
>>34895188
Fuck off faggot, we don't believe you
>>34895188
the appeal of having a t h i c c ass in face to feel the soft ass and smell the musky puss juice and ass sauce
Your butt and pussy will be in contact with his face.
>gainful employment in field I enjoy
>saved up a healthy nestegg of money for my age
>fairly active social life
>trying to be more conscious about health, fitness, and fashion
>still kv
HAHA JUST FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT BRO THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT HAHA
There is time between starting to fake it and making it, you're just in the interval is all bro :)
>>34895290
I'M 26 HOW MUCH LONGER IS THE FUCKING INTERVAL
Honestly mate the fact that you said >khv says a lot.
Don't think of yourself that way. You're someone who took longer to become cool.
If you think of yourself that way, if you let it be your self image, it'll hold you back.