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>>34907680
sure thing OP

quite originally, I might add

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i like this pic a lot

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I promise no matter what, I will never be your friend and I will never forgive you and I will hate you for the rest of my life.

>>34907531

What is her ancestry? That sounds like a pretty exotic name, or were her parents just hippies

How do I sell things on Amazon?

>>34907531
well anon

how's it feel?

>>34907522
>Is it even an appropriate thing to do?

only if you're a girl

>>34907522
if you're attractive, sure.

if you're not attractive, it's best to find something other than their appearance to compliment and/or talk about. talking about appearances isn't a good default, it's like, something you do if your own appearance is your high point.

>>34907541
Interesting point, that what is appropriate to say?

(Continued)

>While getting off, i search for more videos of chris as fap material
>Find a video of him sitting on a cake with his blubbery whale cheeks
>This gets the little digglet pumping even more
>Switch between both videos as i'm making the couch move back and forth
>I feel the climax is coming
>Speed up super sonichu style
>My little Sonichu is zapping to the fucking extreme
>Cum rivers in my little boy pants
>Inspect the mess i made in my undies. It always makes me a little proud to see how big my load was. Kind of like when you take a massive shit and just stare at the log bobbing up and down in the toilet water for 10 minutes in awe.
>The post-masturbation guilt smacks me in the face like a ten inch dragon dildo
>Ponder how everything in my life had gone so wrong to make me masturbate to a man who shits his pants

And that's basically what happened like 10 minutes ago. This is the first time i've done it to him, but honestly, it may not be the last. Send help.

k y s t b h f a m l m f a o

>>34908317
I really should desu senpai

>>34907122
yeah man i'm a fucking janitor. never thought i'd sink this low.

Im going down the same road, I dont know how I feel about it.

>>34907235
Do you feel bad anytime someone makes fun of janitors on TV and stuff?

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>>34906929
Billionaire Jew, of course. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of a question is that?

>>34906945
It's a trick question, that guy is the billionaire jew.

>>34906929
>Become a billionaire Jew
>use money to spend on stuff that will improve you physically and do some surgeries for other improvement and now you're better than that guy on both bank and looks departments

>>34906893
everyone i know who joined, came back married, even this fat mexican guy I worked with

they say alot of women in the army slut around though

i wouldnt join because i believe it's a crock of shit and they haven't 'protected' us from anything since forever

>>34906926
Yeah I believe that too. I don't agree with anything they do and don't feel very patriotic. I would just be doing this do selfish reasons because I'm at a complete dead end in my life right now.

Also I have noticed too that a lot of the women who gravitate around military men should really be avoided at all cost.

>>34906893
Of course you should do it, anon! Give back to the wonderful country that has given so much to you! College will be within easy reach if it wasn't before, the pay is OK, and the whole chow hall deal is amazing.

Plus Stacies can even love a robot if hes in uniform.

>>34906854
It's an effective normalfag repellent

leave me and my state taxed suicide plan alone, faggot

>>34906854
There is no valid reason.

It's an addiction, OP. You have to be in a really good frame of mind to quit.

>>34906878
>normalfag repellent
But smoking is an ultra-normie habit,almost every Chad and Stacy smokes

buy a 500 - 100 neetbux car from kijiji and drive it into the ground.

Buy something super cheap off craigslist. It will be shit, but once you have a car you can get a job and find something better.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you know nothing about cars, right?

Meaning you could easily get ripped off. In fact you almost certainly will unless you're extremely careful and take tons of precautions.

Vehicle dealers by and large are some of the scummiest, most psychopathic, most dishonest people you will ever encounter in your life.

There is no absolutely foolproof way to avoid getting screwed, but you can take some precautions--like don't be in a rush (not like that's really up to you, but if you're lucky enough that you're not in that position, or you can somehow make it so that you're at least less-rushed, it would benefit you), check reviews, and buy a vehicle from a long-established, reputable maker.

If you want my opinion you should strongly consider a used Buick. They make quality cars that are not extremely expensive to maintain, run very well if you take care of them (check the oil and coolant, never allow them to run out/leak out or you will take years off the life of the car).

Anyway, what's your budget?

Are you me? Kek I wondered about my job hunting too but one day I understood.

You can make google remove it from being indexed, but its very hard. give it a try maybe ?

>>34906688
I think a better plan would be to track down and get revenge on the people who own the mugshot sites that have ops mug

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>>34906014
>how come this mentally unstable mutant on hormones is acting crazy?!

>>34906014
Because theyre mentally ill. The liberals lost you dont have to be PC anymore

>>34906014
What part of being transsexual is a mental illness do you not understand?

>>34905888

She seems nice, and her family seems wholesome. I wouldn't necessarily feel bad for her, but I empathize with her in a way.

She also isn't really that abnormal. Just her nose and mouth, and it's pretty mild. Also she's really skinny, but that might be unrelated.

>one comment
>have you ever had a boyfriend?

thats pretty fuckin pretty doud

>>34906024
***********creepy

Also she'll grow up to be super stacy in college

>Ie no true robot fallacy
eat a dick nigger

>>34905831
found the wincuck

I'm too retarded with operating systems to use linux now, but (((microsoft))) is going to kill win 7 here soon so I'l have to switch.

Dat gas money tho.

>>34905663
Here here famola

>drive motorcycle
>night driving during winter is cold as fuck
I will come the warmer months

>>34905645
Sounds like your mother is a nutter, remove your hard drive and exit out of your bedroom window until she calms down.

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>>34905645
What state are you in? It might be illegal.

>>34905645
I cant tell if you're trolling
If that happened to my son id tell my wife to STFU and let me handle it. If shit was inappropriate Id take his computer away. If it was tame Id tell him to find other interests.