Help, /r9k/. I just masturbated to Chris Chan.

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>While getting off, i search for more videos of chris as fap material
>Find a video of him sitting on a cake with his blubbery whale cheeks
>This gets the little digglet pumping even more
>Switch between both videos as i'm making the couch move back and forth
>I feel the climax is coming
>Speed up super sonichu style
>My little Sonichu is zapping to the fucking extreme
>Cum rivers in my little boy pants
>Inspect the mess i made in my undies. It always makes me a little proud to see how big my load was. Kind of like when you take a massive shit and just stare at the log bobbing up and down in the toilet water for 10 minutes in awe.
>The post-masturbation guilt smacks me in the face like a ten inch dragon dildo
>Ponder how everything in my life had gone so wrong to make me masturbate to a man who shits his pants

And that's basically what happened like 10 minutes ago. This is the first time i've done it to him, but honestly, it may not be the last. Send help.

k y s t b h f a m l m f a o

>>34908317
I really should desu senpai

This doesn't happen often but I'm speechless.

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>>34907518
>>34907627
In case you didn't know, basically everyone on kiwi farms masturbates to cwc

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>>34907518

What the fuck anon
Holy shit

>>34908867
I'm 100% serious, i really did this

>>34908845
Too bad it's ded

>>34907518
you need to solve the frenulum breve thing to start real fapping. desu

>>34909084
any tips? i've tried stretching but it hasn't really seemed to work

>>34909106
If stretching doesn't work your only option is surgery. (no need for full circumsicion)

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I fapped to Chris Chan before too.
I loved that cake farts video as well as that dancing one.

I never really thought to myself "I'd love to eat cake some fat autist sat on" until I saw that video.

Unfortunately I can no longer find the cake farts video, please post it if you have it.

And if you can fap to Chris Chan you can fap to all sorts of people, like Bobbi Carrol or Nessa.

https://xhamster.com/movies/6816131/crossdresser_bobbi_carol_fucked.html
https://www.crossdresserstube.com/video/51199/riding-slut-nessa

Degeneracy is a beautiful thing, it unites us, binds us (sometimes literally), it's to be loved and cherished.

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>>34907518
You gotta go confess your sins to a priest now, anon

It's for the best

I just came back from the doc because of my frenulum breve. Do the same anon

>>34909190
Thank you, brother. I've tried NoFap but failed many times. Maybe degeneracy is the only option.

>>34909211
Sadly i'm an atheist. Maybe that's the problem. Although i feel that if god existed he would have striked me down by now

>>34909300
Yeah, it is a pretty big problem
for me. I probably should.

>>34909190
Go on the CWCki and there should be a link to the uncensored video at the bottom of the cakefarts article.

>>34909487
do it i waited 2 years before finally going to the doc because i'm confident that i'll have sex in my life sooner or later

>>34909675
Will do.

>Sooner or later

Are you a lonely weaboo virgin too anon? I feel at home.

Threads like this are why I still browse 4chan after all these years

>>34909815
I just feel satisfied knowing i'm not the only one who's done this shit

>>34909602
Thanks.
>tfw I will never rim his cake covered ass while he farts in my face

>>34909892
We all wish we could do that, Anon, we all do. But you can't get everything you want. The world is a harsh place.