>Google my name >it's my mugshot for drunk driving

Are you me? Kek I wondered about my job hunting too but one day I understood.

You can make google remove it from being indexed, but its very hard. give it a try maybe ?

>>34906688
I think a better plan would be to track down and get revenge on the people who own the mugshot sites that have ops mug

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>Google my name
>nothing pops up

Gee, I wonder why I can't get a job...

>>34907226
They're extortion companies. You can pay them to take it down.

Plastic surgery is reaching insane levels

>>34907263
how do you expect him to have money if he doesnt have a job?

maybe get a name change? would that help? it doesn't cost an arma nd a leg does it?
it really don't know so i'm asking

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>google my name
>it's a bunch of obituary posts about all my family dying
>dad will be there in a few years time

fuck man

>google my name
>guy who did crazy shit I can't describe without doxxing myself
>CEO of canadian company
>Random US politician no one knows

>>34906602
>drunk driving

You unironically deserve it.

>>34906688
Not OP but I tried to do this and it is extremely hard unless you own the site. Just getting google to delete the cache of a bandcamp I control was not possible.
I would have needed to change to a different bandcamp namechanging the URL and reported the last one as not existing and needing to be removed then switch back to the URL I wanted and had before.

>>34907256
Where's the fun in that? Why would you let them extort you?

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>google my name
>the results are all about a famous professor with the same name as me

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>>34906602
>lving in cUKc
>be STEMcuck libertarian in uni
>arguing about legalizing child porn, drugs and guns
>posting all of that to my facebook page
>companies decline my CV the same day they get it

>>34907618
>arguing about legalizing child porn
Neck yourself right now

>>34906602

she / he is cute anon

original comment here

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>google my name
>no images, no results

>google my name
>got google to take everything down like >>34906688 said

>>34907618
Holy shit I got spooked for a second because this is literally my Facebook profile image

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>google my name
>it's all information on my dad

fuck you dad your name is "marcos" not "marc"

>google my name
>livebinders account from some class I took where the teacher made our first+last name mandatory
>google+ account from a photoshop class I took in high school with four pictures on it
All in all not bad.

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>>34906688
just change your name.

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>Google my name
>all my voter registration information there
>phone number
>address
>registered party
Ok

>>34906602
>google my name
>its articles about me being good at a sport then articles about me getting expelled and sent to rehab

feelsbadman

>>34906602
>Google name
>some CEO who made headlines in a tax controversy
>nothing about myself
Could be worse.

>Google name
>nothing
Who /unperson/ here

>>34907254
I have 0 social media am I done and finished boys?

>>34908433
I think this is a good thing. All they have to judge you off of is what you present to them in your resume and interview.

>>34906602
>google my name
>logs of runners in some competition, marathons and ultra marathons
>Some forum posts on a professional forum linked to my name
>some seminars in Engineering where I was a speaker.

not bad

>google my name
>instead of me I get;
>random actor
>swimmer
>chem teacher at a university

Pretty good mate

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>tfw scared to Google own name

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>google name
>nothing pops up
>check google images
>nothing but terrorists, dead people, and kids getting arrested by swat teams

wew

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>google my name
>its all the cringy stuff I've posted on forums throughout the years
>idiot me used the same email address for everything
>googling that brings up even more horrors from the forgotten ages of the internet
>newsgroup posts on google groups dating back to the 90's
>asking obvious questions or giving someone bad advice

The weird thing is that my spelling and grammar have gone to shit in recent years, some of those old posts look like they were written by a scholar in comparison to what I can muster up now.

>>34906602
Wow you totally didn't deserve it!

You deserve it if you're so fucking irresponsible to do such a thing and put yourself AND others in danger you fucking human trash

>>34909072
I made sure every single forum post I've ever made was deleted, but it took years

>google name
>nothing but stories of dead niggers who died to gang violence
lmao

why when i google image my name i get nothing but french women?
how do they know?

>>34909251
How hard was it to accomplish? Most of the places I posted on no longer exist outside of the google groups archive or places where my login credentials no longer work.

If I can warn you youngsters about anything its delete posts whilst you still can, one day that login server might not exist and a copy of your 12 year old self will be forever floating around on the internet.

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>Google my name
>Only things related to me is my portfolio work

Feels good mayn

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>>34909355
>Then I Google my go to username and the first result is a Nazi flag

If you look into the context it's not so bad

>>34906602
>tfw nothing comes special comes up googling my name
feels good man

>google your name
>facebook profiles come up
>hundreds of people share my name and they look normie as fuck with normie jobs, friends, achievements, gfs

wtf why do I feel jealous

>google name
>all my social media and a single picture of myself from freshmen year of highschool

>>34908964
>nothing but terrorists, dead people, and kids getting arrested by swat teams

whats your name?

>>34908945
Same, I'd rather not know.

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>>34909497
SomethingSomethingHardBedouinArabic

> The land of the free

In Yurop you just have to ask and they're forced to remove this shit by law.

>>34908137
are you from lithuania by chance

>too scared to google my name or email address

Is it ok to remain blissfully ignorant in this situation? I really don't want to know or worry about it but I've been active on forums since I got a computer around age 8.

I can't bear to see what my prepubescent self posted online back in the 90's.

>google my name
>a famous photographer

>nothing about myself

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>Google my name
>The result is the fucking image to my left

>>34910158
Is that you as a child?

>>34910214
Fuck no. I would have killed myself years ago if i had that kind of down syndrome

>>34910296
Nah man. You'd probably be a lot happier than you are now.

>>34910323
You know, that may very well be true

>Google my name
>Public records pop up showing all my info
Some faggot could find out where I live just by googling my name

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>Google my name
>Several academic honors come up
>Still cant get a job

>google my name
>My website shows up
>Research papers I co-authored show up
>still have trouble getting a job

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>google me name
>whole buncha russian jewish people come up but none of them me

cant have images of me when i dont have any social media or even have any pictures of myself :^)

im unironically jewish u stupid goyum ROOO

>>34906602
>googling your own name
>Hi Mr NSA/FBI/CIA
Slow day? Must be you commie fags.

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>>34906602
>google my name
>it's my mugshot for a deadly weapons charge
>instantly become rich and famous