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>>34908406
it's very similar to looking after a child

>>34908406
if this were an anime plot it would be godlike, but its not so youre pretty fucked either way.

>>34908406

You ever worked with women? It's like that, but 10x worse because the gloves come off at home.

>>34908395
>Has 4chan made you attracted to trannys?

Yes.
After being a disgusting faggot for my entire life, I've gradually become attracted to trannies.
I'm hoping that I can eventually progress to being attracted to actual women so I won't be an abomination any more.

No, I've never had sex and never will have sex with anybody except a biological female.

>>34908395
nah been attracted to trannies as soon as i reached puberty, lost my virginity to a tranny

>Would you sleep with a tranny, have you already? What's it like?
Yeah already have slept with 18 trannies, i like it better than sex with the few cis women i have been with who are total star fish or have funky smelling vaginas.

Sex with trannies is nice especially Latina and especially Brazilian ones i went on a trip to Brazil and fucked some trans there they are by far the best at sex not even compared with white(american) trannies or cis women.

sucking dick is fun if the tgirl is into it and she's cute/sexy it's not some horrifying thing the average tranny dick has no taste or foul smell just like sucking someone's finger it's just a stick of meat

Never been fucked but had trans girls who have tried to offer , they seemed a bit disappointment i didn't bottom but this isn't that common.

>>34908599
Do they have big asses? I like the idea of anal sex with big booty women but not sure if anal with tranny is similar

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>>34908377
not bad, OP. here's a (you) uuuu

>>34908377
bretty good, I liked it.

>>34908401
>>34908403
Thanks I might actually finish writing it one day

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>give roastie cashier my coupon
>she accepts it
>it's obviously expired

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>mom wakes me up
>"it's time for school anon"
>HONKA HONKA

My mom looked at me so weird when I said I was the joker haha

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>playing any online game
>teammates try to get me votekicked even though my score is the highest
>use up my healing items and whatever else that could be useful

heh

>>34908157
because people are very mean :(

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>>34908157

lots of us are severe anxiety, aspergers, autism.

people sometimes wish they had friends and could talk to others about their interests (anime, video games) but when they finally get the confidence to do it, it doesn't go how they perceived, and it all falls flat. They get depressed, love motivation, and give up and drown in the self defeat.

The process repeats and repeats. They never feel how they want to feel. They never accomplish the vision in their mind. They are never happy.

Because everyone had a different definition of normie and fights break out and people get banned and eventually someone deletes the chat.

I've seen it happen so many times.

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>this morning I go to the tribunal
>the student was pretty much how I expected her to look
>she wasn't a full blown SJW, but she looked like someone who had clearly grown up around a lot of SJW's
>17 years old, dyed hair, adventure time shirt, piercings. the sort of girl who would probably describe herself as ''totally derp XD''
>so we all sit down, myself, the other 2 markers, convenor, course head and her
>she starts talking about why she felt the marks were unfair
>she actually sounds composed and genuine, which I was happy about because we could give her some real constructive feedback
>but just like her assignment it went to shit fast
>starts going on about how myself and the other guys in the room couldn't relate to the feminist topic she presented
>said that the female marker was likely 'coerced' to give a similar mark and 'stay in line'
>talks about how she was going to talk to media outlets, make facebook posts, reviews and get involved about exposing this
>first time I've ever been speechless
>our course convenor tries to explain why her assignment was shit and even brought previous examples of Jane Austen/feminism topics that scored really well to prove we weren't against it
>course head says he'll deliberate on it
>find out later this afternoon she was offered a 40% mark for the paper

One of the markers said she'd be transfering from the university after this year was done. I wish I could do the same but I'm in med and can't transfer between schools.

I'm fucking furious. And I've got to be honest I'm willing to publish her paper, emails and this whole story after the year ends and I know it can't be traced back to me (I mean there will be suspicion but no way to prove). My university is actually respected despite this story and it's a fucking shock they'd give in like this. I really want this out so how can I go about sharing this bullshit effectively?

>>34908144
Any /pol/ tier news outlet will eat this shit up desu senpai.

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>>34908144
>said that the female marker was likely 'coerced' to give a similar mark and 'stay in line'
Speechless myself, Christ, I can tell she'll be a lesbo within 5 years and not the feminine bicurious kind but the stinky dyke masculine kind

>>34908123
What's there for us to diagnose? It says whats wrong with you on the pic.

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>>34908123
Sorry son, you've got autism

Borderline personality disorder.

Gudluk.

>>34908056
get kicked in the nards rly hard

>>34908066
Those digits should have been mine

>>34908056
Setting yourself on fire in public is always a good way to go. Combine this with other ways like blowing your head off or jumping off a building and you're sure to make a lasting impact on anyone watching.

>>34908006
FBI is just getting lazy now

>>34908006
i heard u can buy people in the deep web. dont know anything else.

>>34908006
I usualy use the domestic terrorist website 9gag for all my deep web needs

>>34907962
should have told your doctor the anti-depressants were hurting you, prescribing anti-depressants is a long process that has no better method other than trial and error.

>>34907962
>in hs
>NOT UDERAGE IM 18!!11!! GUYS IM 18!!!!!!
fuck off

>>34907986
There's a lot of things that I *should* have done, but didn't. It's an effect of the anxiety that I go about certain issues that should have been done alternatively. I need to know what I should do before I act-- so I can take initiative, instead of being told about what I should have done.

>>34907921
>4 months until i become a wizard

>>34908019
How does it feel to be so close?

>>34907921
Nigga you are only 20. You are fucking young so don't act as if you are old.

>>34907916
pretty Boring op

It would all be for the better most likely.

I'd be less depressed, accomplish more with my day, and have to build actual social relationships for human interaction.

why not just turn off my router?
computers can be used for me than the internet
and it'd be shit

>score ssri's

Nigga you what

>>34907878
pills aren't magic
enjoy addiction/side effects/withdrawal
SSRI is easy but initial side-effects could induce some suffering, stick it out and maybe turn into a zombie, then try to quit and suffer withdrawal.

>>34907878
write him out a Christmas wish list m8

Piss off ugly pigshit faggot.

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>>34907815
AAND YOU DONT SEEM TO underSTAAND
a shame you seemed an Honest Man

i swear to god this is the best op

Let's all love Lain
origins of man

>>34907786
i'm too dumb to think for myself. much easier to regurgitate topical memes and be accepted by others

I'm here about 1 to 2 times a week to have a conversation when i'm so lonely that i start to thinking about suicide, do you think i give a fuck about you or anyone else?

Same OP. Shit really worries me because 'mob justice' is fucking lethal.

>was in Columbia for a few weeks hiking
>in a town for a few nights, it's lovely
>eventually see a crowd of about 15 people all start stomping on some guys head
>beat him to death becacuse he was SUSPECTED of child molestation

He may have been guilty, but they were willing to kill over suspicion. And fuck, when it comes to child rape and stuff like that people suddenly become okay with things like public executions and stuff. I mean, child rape is fucking disgusting and they deserve prison but read any article on Facebook about a '''suspected''' pedo and there will be a thousand "LET THE PARENTS/ME/PUBLIC HAVE 5 MINUTES WITH HIM".

I mean fuck, it's like that guy who got publically shamed and death threats for taking that star wars picture for his kids and some soccer mom assumed that he was a pedo and shamed him with zero proof.