And, although this is the second time i've tried this, if digits i get a girlfriend this year
>>34908056
get kicked in the nards rly hard
>>34908066
Those digits should have been mine
>>34908056
Setting yourself on fire in public is always a good way to go. Combine this with other ways like blowing your head off or jumping off a building and you're sure to make a lasting impact on anyone watching.
>>34908075
This pretty much. Climb to the top of a tall building, set yourself on fire, jump, then blow your brains out on the way down. Get a friend to film your amazing 10/10 suicide and post it on /b/.
Starve yourself to death
I always mention this
1. It takes fucking commitment. You have to withstand pain for 20-40 days instead of being an impulsive pansy
2. Hey you might lose weight and not be a fat virgin, chance to quit.
>>34908056
eat a whole jar of vitamin gummies
>>34908056
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1487191103
this is how i want to do it
>>34908056
>if digits
Every post has digits.
>>34908108
>get a friend
LOL
>>34908056
Best way is to go out and try to finish what he started. Don't let society bully you into dying quietly, lash out before you end it.
>>34908056
If dubs, I won't commit suicide this or next year.
>>34908056
I think it'd be pretty amazing to kill yourself in a black hole, it'd also be very painful.
>>34908297
That guy doesn't seem very dead to me, anon.
>>34908056
Generally speaking, anything that lands you in a rekt bread is good enough