>family is sick of my robotness and they are trying to fix me
>older brother came home today and said we were going to a bar and that if I said no mom would take my internet out
>first time at a bar
>the place is awful. Normies dancing like drunk monkies to shit music and everyone is smoking even though that's illegal (I have asthma)
>brother buys me a beer that tastes like old man piss
>no place to sit so we just stand there being bumped by retarded normies all the time
>suddenly a shitfaced girl appears and hugs me saying "Mike! you made it!"
>she then does what I believe was an attempt of kissing me
>literally licked my lips as if she was a dog
>she then says "shit you're not Mike!" and goes away
>mfw literally a drunk whore robbed me of my first kiss
>I can't accuse her of rape even though she probably could in my situation
>that last line
it pains me that you're right.
>>34951953
Well women aren't stronger than men so
>>34951826
Well, you know where the door is...
ree.....
>one chance at life
>born a dicklet
>>34951660
>one chance at Iife
>>34951660
epic thread tho
>>34952730
i think u mean bred hehe xd
>Ate a bowl of chili
>Drank a cup of milk
>Ate an entire Hershey's chocolate bar (1000 calories in chocolate alone)
I'm 20 years old, 5'7, and 122 lbs.
so about 1000 + 500 + 300 = 1800
that's probably why you're still a skeletor
>just ate 2 pizzas
>19
>5'8 130lbs
just ate 3 burgers
idk how much i weigh but im 5'9 and all my bones stick out of my skin
In 2008 I went to the emergency room 2 times. I didn't pay. I was sent to collections. In 2009 my mom wanted to help me "fix" my credit and she created a bank account together. She was -1000 dollars and I got fucked.
I'm from California so the statute of limitations is 4 years. It's 2017 and I still can't fix my fucking credit. I tried to check my credit score at annual reports website and the 3 main credit companies don't tell me shit. I tried Credit Karma and it says I need to verify my identity. So they can't tell me shit.
I said fuck it. I'll apply for a "secured" credit card where it's basically my own money that is at risk and the bank loses nothing. I get denied.
I'm advised to "raise my credit" before applying again. There's no fucking way out. I don't know how to fix this. It seems rigged. I have money, I have a job, I am no longer in debt but I still have no credit. I can't even check my scores. I don't exist.
the system is working as intended you don't deserve credit moron lol
>>34951448
Why not? i pay all my bills in time. the only time i didn't was when i didn't have a job and was at the hospital. i tried contacting the collection agencies but couldn't contact them anymore. i tried running a credit report to see who i owed money to and pay them back, but i can't find any record of it anymore.
If you have money, then I would advise talking to an attorney to straighten your situation out.
>tfw so bored of video games that I decided to start doing something productive today
>start learning Japanese, might as well
>already memorized all the a- vowels in hiragana
>start feeling good about myself
We've all been there, anon.
It's a smooth ride at first, just wait until kanji appears. I hope you don't quit there like me and the million of other frustrated weebs that were too intelligent to learn kanji.
>>34951419
I took chinese in high school, so I have a good amount of familiarity already with kanji.
I just hated Chinese since it's such a disgusting language.
>>34951340
Hiragana is pretty easy and fun. Good job anon
What's happy and funsies and joyful?
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Batman LEGO movie
>>34951414
anything with normies or above?
i cant handle watching geeks, it has to be relatable
legos are good but not at night. i like lively and popular
American Ultra. Hands down funny.
>be me, 3rd class in navy
>walking home from work one day and make a wrong turn into the marines neighborhood
>the smell of BO and burnt tar dip overwhelms my eyes
>start crying
>a horde of Mini-Marines playing in a patch of warm dirt see my crying as weakness
>stampede at me on all fours on maximum overdrive like a flock of retarded orangutans
>the marines roar "semper fi!" the charge into battle advances
>right as they prepare to haze me they see shiny crows perched on my collar
>they all snap to attention and begin saluting me whilst shaking in fear yelling "SIR! APOLOGIES! SIR!"
>mfw they think im a 20 year old colonel
>i make the biggest marine give me a piggy back ride to my barracks
>the others march in perfect formation behind me singing cadence
>my small bus soon turns into a parade as marines keep joining in
>trumpets, tanks, and floats appear
>they lead me onto a giant wooden stage with a crowd of thousands of marines cheering me on with short grunting noises
>some kind of old Mega-Marine arrives on stage to present me with the Marine Medal of Motto
>upon seeing me he freezes in confusion, squints his eyes, and sees through my bullshit
>veins on his neck pump out into pythons as he screams his siren roar
>iamlegend.avi
>brain shoots adrenaline through my legs as i sprint away like an ostrich about to have its ass pounded by a tribe of aboriginies
>need to make it to the shore to find sanctuary aboard my ship
>my pupils dialate as the march of the marines is fast approaching World War Z style
>Master at Arms on the bridge of ship sees the stampede
>throws life ring at me as BMs begin to unmoore ship from pier
>im hoisted to safety as the marines begin slamming into the metal hull
>mfw marines cant swim
>we go underway
>get promotion from captain and 4 NAMs for my demonstration of the Navy's core values
>mfw autistic murines thought they could out match a Sailor
I received the best damn gay sex of my life on that deployment.
>>34951256
WE R SMART
DELETE DIS NOW
>>34951256
God damn my sides.
>>34951256
T-tell me more about the gay sex, OP.....
What do you guys use to draw stuff on the computer? I'm looking for something free just to practice my calligraphy with chinese characters.
Also, general drawing/calligraphy thread, I guess.
>>34951252
>What do you guys use to draw stuff on the computer? I'm looking for something free just to practice my calligraphy with chinese characters.
GIMP
>>34951252
GIMP is free. You can download a bunch of tools/brushes. There's plenty of online tutorials.
Paint.net,its like a juiced up version of mspaint.Its very straightforward and easy to use,tons of plugins.I've been using it for 6 years.
does anyone else find nipple stimulation way better than masturbating? Even as a guy, it's so much more fun
Bet you find sucking cock more arousing than jerking off as well.
If dubs this thread goes bye bye
>>34951248
>does anyone else find nipple stimulation way better than masturbating? Even as a guy, it's so much more fun
it's really hard to get into nipple stimulation alone honestly, you really need abfto do that kinda stuff for you
>>34951295
if dubs then mods ban you for 3 months
>that annoying slutty voice most asian american women have
Anyone else notice this?
they adapted almost instantly
better than your dreary monotone voice
sometimes i like to imagine that if you put your ear up next to a girl's nipple you would be able to hear little tiny farts
>tfw no fat smelly sweaty robot cock to worshipi'm a guy btw
>>34951169
>i'm a 300lb neckbeard btw
ftfy
>>34951169
>i'm a guy btw
it was obvious from your post anoni feel the same 2bh
I have a pretty smelly crotch and I doubt you'd like it, I think you're fantasizing about musk and not really bad cock stink.
Astrology is the real redpill about relationships and why you all hate women. Just read about the signs and pick people that you like based on that
>>34951128
>tfw no virgo bf
>>34951152
my moon is virgo
I thought it was a meme my whole life but its actually scary how accurate it is lads
I understand why you guys hate women, chad and yourselves.
But why do you robots hate each other?
>>34951088
No true Scotsman fallacy is the primary reason
I hate other robots because a lot of them a whiny faggot neets who really only have themselves to blame for their lot in life. Still don't hate them as much as chad and women.
Hating yourself usually means hating people who remind you of yourself too
I truly believe that most of us here are sensitive philosopher types who were born in the wrong time.
>>34951079
I wish I was a sensitive philosopher
In reality I'm just a fucking beta loser with the attention span of a goldfish
There's no such thing as a "wrong time to be a philosopher" you dolt. There's absolutely nothing stopping you from saying how you observe the world.
>>34951079
Nah just we were born at a time when women infected the system with feminine values and feminine thinking.
Most raised by single mothers, school teachers praise girls and whatever guys do is bad and violent. Being a boy is seen as bad unless you play sports.
Just not a good time to be a male.
>see interesting thread
>open it so I can leave a reply
>immediately lose interest as I begin typing
>close page
I can relate OP
>>34951073
>see interesting thread
>open it so I can leave a reply
>realize I'm too dumb to contribute anything meaningful
>leave a memey reply instead
>constantly revisit thread to see if anyone left any (you)s
>>34951073
>see a shitty post
>want to call anon a faggot
>thread is already archived
REEEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU GUYS DO IT