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Are you still a wagecuck if you're getting $40 an hour?
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in california yeah that's garbage.

if you are supporting a family of 3 and/or are older than 28, yeah it's still pretty bad.
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At what water would you stop being a wagecuck then?
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>>34998130
Being a business owner or pretty much making money under your own terms

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFHZyse4VGw

Challenge. If there are any less than 5 vital truths expressed in this video that you have not well considered, I will leave /r9k/ forever.
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>>34998052
jesus fuck anon that video is like 2 hours long
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>>34998280
put the speed at 2. I'm 6 min in step up your game laddy
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>>34998315
>looking for 60x speed option
>no 60x speed option

don't think i can get through this

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I can't do this anymore. I've been holding in a dark secret for a long ass time, and I need some type of outlet. Because of how guarded I am, I feel like my friends are starting to suspect I'm gay, and as bad as being closeted at my age would be, the truth is much worse.

>still a virgin because I'm not primarily attracted to my female peers (but its still there somewhat), so I never brag about sexual exploits or girls I want fuck
>when out in public scoping chicks with my friends, I'm always the last to notice the best looking girls and I usually don't participate or comment
>I act somewhat odd or reserved anytime the subject of sex comes up like I'm hiding something

I know all of this are the signs for the "he's in the closet" red flags, but the truth is something I would kill myself over if they found out. At the age of 15, I found out I have a primary attraction to kids, and secondary one to girls my own age. I've been hiding this shit for years, and I feel like I'm at my breaking point socially and mentally. Give me advice, suggest I kill myself or ama.
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>>34997889
Get in the back kiddo
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>>34997953
Fuck off loli pig, I still haven't broken any laws
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>>34997889
I looked at your dog photo and read ur comment as
>bark secret
So I thought you were confessing to being a dog and now I can't stop laughing.

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How was your day at work, wagie?
Me? Oh well I don't have to work.

While you were just getting to work just barly on time, I woke up feeling refreshed. I then started my day with a nice work out, then made myself a nice breakfast while discussing philosophy with my tulpa anime wife.
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>>34997865
no NEET is happy stop lying to yourself anon
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Be honest, being NEET sucks, doesn't it? I was NEET for about 6 months. I wanted to kill myself every other day. I can't imagine how it would be after more than a year.
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>>34997865
Work on a fucking Sunday? Are you retarded?

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>Women wearing tight jeans and boots
I've been noticing a lot of women wearing this combination lately. Don't get me wrong, I like it but my question is how did this trend start?
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>>34997783
bitch, do we look like lolcow/fa?
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Probably some insipid television show or Instagram whore.
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I dislike it. It looks so uncomfortable like why

My kind of girl wears loose jeans or sweatpants

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How can you have "private property" without a state to enforce your property rights?

What's to stop Thor Thunderstick from just killing you and taking your castle? Your army of 10 genetically engineered bipedal Komodo dragons?
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>>34997746
Wild tigers don't need a state government to protect their turf. You step to me and I don't backdown like you /r9k/ betas.
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>>34997746
>Chad violates the NAP
>Unleash my swarm of hyper ants to consume him
I don't understand what's so confusing about this.
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>>34997746
anime is my private property

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What's her end game? What does she intend to accomplish?
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Only 19 and already taking over the world, one BBC at a time
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lol bitch looks like miss piggy
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So this is Poppy, she's kinda become a sym----

Interracial pays more.

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>tfw she didnt come back

Guys I hate going through the 5 stages of grief every other day
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you're just bargaining yourself into believing you've reached acceptance

i see this a lot from capitalists
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>>34997765
How the hell did you know
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the pain will never stop my friend. Years from that moment I am still dreaming she will come back :(

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Been lurking here for some years, just turned 18 today. What am i in for lads
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>>34997731
If you've been lurking here for "some years," you already know exactly what you're in for.
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>>34997731
I remember being 18.
Enjoy being retarded for another seven years minimum you retard kid.
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>>34997731
poo pee poo poo
poo poo pee pee

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how many do you have

oregano origal etc.
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>>34997662
0 , I'm not a faggot that gets triggered by everything.
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>now 25

>>34997677
(checked) maybe I just wanna chat with some robots without any trap threads? is that ok?
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Get on my faggots, level

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What are some fun things to do to curb my boredom? seriously any good advice please?
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Anime is a drug, get hooked on it
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>>34997650
Even light exercise, if you don't do it already, is enough to tire you out quite a bit. It eats up some time, and makes sedentary activities afterward more bearable, as you're tired out.
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>>34997650
inhalants.

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anyboy wan pley sords wif me?
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>>34997639
I'll fucking wreck you son
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Say gudbie TU stacey
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>>34997639
Cann I us my diymund does? :DDDD

pic relatd...is sord

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So this happened like 20 minutes ago

>get home from watching an awful movie with my dad
>walk in
>the stench of DUDE WEED LMAO is overpowering
>looking around for my brother
>pick up my old practice longsword that I have for the fuck of it
>lights coming out from the driveway
>my brother walks up
>I walk out to meet him, longsword still in hand
>"Am I in trouble man?"
>"Nah you good"
>Suddenly hear a voice from the car
>"Hey anon!"
>I walk up
>it's my bro's gf
>He's told her a fair amount about me
>this is the first time she's seen me
>with a fucking longsword

Anyone else really fuck up first impressions with someone?

pic related is me
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>>34997608
So...what compelled you to whip out the longsword again?
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>>34997641
I recall saying "I'm about to show him the business". Not that he's gonna be threatened by me anyway, but just to show him I had the ability.
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>>34997608
just a PSA
if you want to camouflage the fact you're an outcast
don't own a long sword or any other kind of large melee weapon

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If I have sex a girl casually but I'm not in a relayshunship with her am I still in the friend zone ???
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STOP MOCKING US.
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>>34997552
you are in the fwb zone. Its a smaller zone, but pretty exclusive.

Be proud anon.
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To hell with Netflix and chill. I want Papa Johns and BRAAAAAAP'ing

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>women desire guys with lots of cool hobbies and interests
>they're also typically basic bitches who spend all their time on social media, netflix, and slutting around
???????
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>>34997527
your fault for wanting a basic bitch
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>>34997541
This.
Believe it or not, there exist women in this world who have grown out of high school.
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>>34997575
>>34997541
Girls who are not basic are obviously much rarer and have a higher value than these chicks, chances are OP doesn't measure up

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