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So this happened like 20 minutes ago
>get home from watching an awful movie with my dad
>walk in
>the stench of DUDE WEED LMAO is overpowering
>looking around for my brother
>pick up my old practice longsword that I have for the fuck of it
>lights coming out from the driveway
>my brother walks up
>I walk out to meet him, longsword still in hand
>"Am I in trouble man?"
>"Nah you good"
>Suddenly hear a voice from the car
>"Hey anon!"
>I walk up
>it's my bro's gf
>He's told her a fair amount about me
>this is the first time she's seen me
>with a fucking longsword
Anyone else really fuck up first impressions with someone?pic related is me
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>>34997608
So...what compelled you to whip out the longsword again?
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>>34997641
I recall saying "I'm about to show him the business". Not that he's gonna be threatened by me anyway, but just to show him I had the ability.
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>>34997608
just a PSA
if you want to camouflage the fact you're an outcast
don't own a long sword or any other kind of large melee weapon
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>>34997608
>Not showing her some sweet moves
You fucked up badly anon
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>>34997608
>Be me
>Around 8
>Move in to a new city, small city
>at night
>did not meet anyone from the neighbor yet, i know there is some other kids because i can hear them playing in the street
>came out of bath
>home alone
>retard mode engaged
>get naked
>start jumping around naked like a retard frog
>livingroom
>big window
>hooping around naked
>one of the kids went to my window to call my mother (she is working)
>saw an 8 years old white retarded kid jumping around naked
>earn the nickname of "White Frog"
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>>34998192
Holy fucking shit
You blew my autism out of the fucking water, well-done.
To be fair, White Frog is actually kind of a dope name. Vaguely American Indian.
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