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>tfw too old and bald to become a sadboi

Only if youre >7/10

>>35024085
I know for a fact that there exists girls that want to hear about your feelings and know your sadboi feels. I've met em before and they're wonderful people, usually. Look around, OP, you'll find someone, I'm sure.

Sure friendolino ;^)

>>35024028
Man, that show fucked me up good.

>>35024028
This

Seriously I fucking hate all these fucking faggots from /b/ girlfriends and fucking jobs hopefully they all get fucking aids

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>tfw already watched all the best 2010-2016 japanese films

>>35024023
Just watched milk with the gf. Pretty good film

ANYONE ELSE>>...???

KJDSF:LKSA

Blue eyes, creamy pale white skin, blushing red lips?

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>tfw consumed the entire goth/emo porn available online

>>35023966
And black hair. Don't forget the black hair.

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>tfw you will die before vr waifus

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>>35023903
It's weird: I don't feel any sexual attraction to my waifu, yet my heart yearns for her. I've never really been *in* love before, so I don't know if this is correct.

>>35023953
>tfw you will die before vr waifus
they are coming in a decade anon

unless you are dying in a decade you are gonna be around

>>35023896

Did we talk about baking and cuties at home depot once?

>>35023896
Jesus Christ?

Is that you originally my lord

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>>35023896
i likethis thread anon

>>35023834
If you're implying this board is nice in any capacity, it's not. You're all assholes, fuck you.

>>35023834
Go fuk yourself :^)

>>35023834
fuck you cunt go back to plebbit

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>>35023814

>"Let's attack Belgium what could go wrong"
>"Let's attack those supply ships over there what could go wrong"

This what happen when a robot with angry issues reach power

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>tfw no gf
t. Pygmalion

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>Plato

>No wife
>No kids
>Spend his hole life dedicated to his work

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>tfw you actually have to go with your plans to kill yourself

It's not really the thickness of the rope, it's how long it is. The force required to break a human neck is in the ballpark of 1600lbs, so divide that by your weight and that is the number of feet of drop it will take to snap your neck. Hope this was helpful anon.

>>35023886
I'm amazed how resilient the human body is, but yeah it helped, thank you.

>>35023768
/b/ described in a picture^

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White women don't like Big black cocks.....

I'm just posting this cause this is a pol thread and they love Elsa

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>>35023768
I WANT THESE FILTHY BEAN PEOPLE OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEE

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pretend ur a girl and eat salad and wear makeup

dude just stop eating junk and walk around more no more chippies or fried tendies eat apples and oranges instead or celery with peanut butter or chicken that isn't fried

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>>35023710
You are here asking for some quick fix, but there is not one. There is a billion dollar plus market for people desperate to get around the only tried and true method.
Eat less, and exercise.
For me, I realized that cutting out alcohol would probably give me the results I need. I'm a chubby 5'8" 160~ and figured out that box of wine I drank in 4 days was over 4000 calories.
No getting around it man. Lifestyle change.

Then learn a skill if you give that much of a fuck about it holy shit.

Seeing as r9k and pol are the two boards with the most autistic whining drags I doubt they'd want to talk to you anyway

>>35023610
I know how you feel I can only go to /r9k/ /a/ and /v/ because I'm a khv that only plays video games and watches anime /pol/ is fucking cancer though I hate that board

Bait threads get fuckloads of replies, I can't even get one

Everyone is crazy

It should still be in your system for a day. Go to bed. Good night, anon.

>>35023545
Drink lots of water. That's it.

>>35023627
Every time I try to drink something I feel like I'm going to puke it all.

>>35023678
Too bad. Drink water or get dehydrated and die.

you're a good person, anon.
don't forget that.

>>35023658
I hope not to.

Danke.

>>35023533
It only took me until my mid twenties but it feels good, I'm glad you also made it OP