who was the first robot you acknowledge it existed?

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>>35023814

>"Let's attack Belgium what could go wrong"
>"Let's attack those supply ships over there what could go wrong"

This what happen when a robot with angry issues reach power

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>tfw no gf
t. Pygmalion

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>Plato

>No wife
>No kids
>Spend his hole life dedicated to his work

>>35024119
>can't spell whole
>thinks old philosophers were the realest shit, dude
underagefag detected

>>35024119
he was also into little boyz
That might make him into wizard status

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>>35023814
Diogenes was the OG robot: he lived in a clay urn, hated money (and the people who had it), refused to bathe, and took shits in the street wherever he felt like it. But he was also both brilliant and hilariously, bitingly hilarious, and spent much of his time mocking the other philosophers.

My favourite story about Diogenes was when he interrupted Plato while he was describing the then-popular definition of a human as a featherless, bipedal avian. Diogenes supposedly pushed his way into the crowd holding a dead, plucked chicken over his head and yelling, "Behold, a man!"

>>35024840
He was beyond robothood, he was a super autist.

>>35024924
>super autist
You use that phrase like it's a bad thing. Sure you're in the right place?

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>>35024981
Really, when I read it it felt like praise but maybe that's just me