>Uhh, Anon from biology, right? I didn't think you came to these things. Want to grab a plate with me?
that entire scenario looks miserable
I feel self conscious and unwelcome and bored just looking at it.
>>35066595
i feel you. first thind id do is say "no i am not" in a playful manner then completely change the subject to something i considered engaging and interesting for me.
I don't see a single other male in that picture. There's a lump in my throat just imagining this.
>fapped to a picture of a rabbit
>>35066463
was it that pic of the rabbit sitting looking away from the camera with the very juicy legs?
because you shouldn't be ashamed of thatthat rabbit is hot
>>35066629
no it was a literal random picture of a real live rabbit
>>35066647
post it
I'll assess the rabbit's arousing qualities
how did you fare?
Actually accurate, pretty spooky OP.
>>35066377
so this is a chart for professions tied to the political compass i believe? well, mine does not fit at all.
>>35066377
Not perfect but surprisingly accurate. Sample size of 3 (Me and two friends)
>literal gays
>whiny shitbabies
>sociopathic losers
>narcissistic NEETfucks
>attention-seeking underage women
>legit pedophiles
This is the scum that populates /r9k/.
If you're a decent human being, why do you still hang around these scumbags?
>>35065908
Leave and dont come back then you fucking baiting retard.
What a shit thread.
>tfwnogf
>tfwnofriends
At least r9k talks to me
>>35065932
>PPFFFFRFFFBBBRRRAAAAPPPPPPFFFFTTTTTT SHIT ON MY KEYBOARD
-you
im not wish i had the courage to kill myself. Late 20s got a shitty poly sci degree six and a half years ago and i have no job i am a virgin i have no prospects my job history is shitty as fuck and i am lazy and have no motivation and there is nothing i want to do. But i think im so cool and smart but im neither im a fucking loser and deserve my shitty life and i will never change. I live in filth my apartment is disgusting i don't bathe i just cream in my pants and sleep in my pants i haven't showered or brushed me teeth in days. i cant afford rent on the first i cant afford my credit card payment in a fewdays im gonna have to ask my parents for money and when they say no take me cats to a shelter and move back in with them
Annie are you okay
If you kill yourself I'm right behind you OP. No job, no sex, no friends, no life. Time to take out the trash.
>>35065965
r u ok?
ok any?
>tfw a black girl likes me and I kind of like her back but I'm secretly a white supremacist
How do I rid myself of these negro loving feelings? I'm disgusted with myself.
>>35065872
just remember she's probably used goods
Just keep repeating the 14 words in your head.
Why not give her a chance, she might be nice.
don't kid yourself, we all know you haven't done shit today
roll only if you're brave and gonna follow through
>>35065850
>4chan workout
>funnyjunk filename
ha, ofcourse!
>>35065881
do some pushups anon
lets see what I get
>>35065850
v-ups are fucking gay
im doing 10 minutes of situps, russian twists, and frog kicks and NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Why aren't you working towards a stateless, classless and moneyless society, /r9k/? Don't you realize that you'll never ever move up by working hard? Only 6.7% of the population in America is self-employed. You either have to be born into wealth or get lucky to be successful, otherwise you will just wageslave while Mr Noseburg reaps the fruits of your hard earned labor.
Don't be the guy in pic related
Reject Capitalism.
Idk, I'm thinking I might just read some comfy theory instead...
>>35065815
How would a society like that even work in theory? Genuinely interested.
Females are just as much of my oppressors as the jews are. That's why I'm a Strasserist. Join us.
Tfw dont wanna work, how do I make money by not being a wagecuck?
>>35065684
Autismbux if you can land it
Learn2investandtrade
why does /ic/ hate poko so much?
even if he mostly does reference they are still pretty damn good
There's this girl at work who was driving me insane with her body. It was hard to focus when she was nearby.
But today, I made a helpful discovery: she actually doesn't have the goddess-tier body I thought she did, she just has anterior pelvic tilt. Now I can work in peace again.
are you aware that shes more than likely spending a lot of effort to do that posture instead of it being some kind of genetic thing?
its pathetic
>>35065669
It's not genetic, it's just something that can develop if you don't hold your posture correctly.
You're pathetic
i hope this helps you out, OP
>find someone online who likes anime
>don't really care what they like, just want to be friends
>they are a gay pussiboi and tell me lewd things / they want to ERP with me
throw it in the garbage
I just want friends who like anime and video games and aren't gaybois, and its downright impossible now.
tfw no one to watch anime with
How would you watch it together anyway; separately and then discuss it? Is that what you mean?
>meet weeb on r9k
>start out as a normal friendship, playing games and discussing interests and weeb stuff
>grew closer over time and got more personal
>he's my bf now and I'm planning on meeting him
it's not as bad as you think, gay boys are quite nice.
senpai 'w' w-what's this? OwO BULGE let me SUCC >:3 NOW *unzips pant* hehe *SLUUUUURP* wtf you're cumming already >w< sugoii~~~~~~ >////< comfy penis lodged in my asshole uwu
>5 page essay
>due in six hours
>haven't started
>>35065573
What's the essay supposed to be about
>>35065573
yer fucked m8
>>35065585
I have to pick a painting with deep personal meaning to me and give a critical analysis of it using in-depth explanations and principles of design
Okay so here's a story
I've been trying to quit weed and during the same time I've been thinking about the existence of god and religions since I grew up religious but gave up on it after leaving home.
Well I cracked and smoked a bud called Platinum Cookies from an Israeli man named Ju that made me feel like I saw god. He was talking to me through music lyrics that were stuck in my head, and everything I looked at around my room had signs that god was telling me things about my life (mainly smoking weed and masturbating). While this was happening I felt like i had a heart attack and have since disregarded the event but I find myself searching for signs in my everyday life now.
Is this pure confirmation bias?
Is god real and is trying to speak to me?
Is this my subconscious telling me to stop certain things?
Should I ignore these thoughts and stop fracturing my mind into a schizophrenic Pollock painting
>>35065463
3 words for you buddy:
Drugs are bad
>>35065463
You got Ju's number?
>>35065541
yeah he's 407
Here's the thing: I get the whole r9k narrative. There's not much point feeding it to me again, I'm looking for genuine advice here.
So for starters, yes, I am a cuck (Symptoms: watch that kinda porn, am submissive with women, am a male feminist)
Apart from being fat and a 23 yr old virgin living with mum, I'm actually doing ok supposedly
>have lots of friends
>liked by most people
>considered popular at uni
>political views socially acceptable
>not autistic
I live in London and go to a very liberal university, very diverse and very SJW, not just white feminists, very intersectional, lots of muslims e.g. a fair amount of hate for white people and men... but it's fine and as I said I'm pretty popular and can handle their views, in fact I agree with a lot of it. other sides of it though... i'm just tired of it. I've been immersed in this culture for 4 years and it's not helped me find a relationship or any truly valuable new friendships. I completely understand why you lot fall on the side of the "alt-right" and this board has all but convinced me.. but I just can't get over the immense stupidity of a lot of the views expressed, plus the relentless autism and genuine ignorance of what other people (especially women) are like.
>sick and tired because KHV will die alone
>friendzone is my natural position with everyone
>i'm too nice
>lots of female friends, spend ages hearing about their hunt for 'the D'
>even the most SJW of the feminists are still all over the chads
>not even fat ugly lesbians, extra triggering because they've all so hot
>fuck all these white girls who fetishise black guys and date arseholes
>fuck the white gays who just want to imitate black culture for brownie points
>white men are the realest because we don't get to have pride in out race/gender (assuming you live in a big city or go to a liberal uni)
>>35065431
You're basically a MGTOW you just don't realize it. It doesn't matter what your political beliefs are, you might as well cut your balls off cause you don't need em and you're never gonna use em.
>>35065598
if MGTOW means anything beyond 'gonna be a virgin for a while' then probably not.
I spend most of my time with women, apart from a select few guys (who I can really talk on a level with). generally I think men are shit, of course chad wankers but a lot of others too
>>35065431
You can exist in this political space and form your own collection of opinions. Take what you want rather than adopting an ideology wholesale. At the same time you do have to have an open mind, and by starting off from a stance of looking down on "ignorance" and "stupidity" you might not get anywhere.
If you don't like autism you are going to have a hard time. Everything from r9k to HBD is full of it. Although there are also a lot of normies.
Is there a dating site suited for robots or channers? I've tried a lot of different sites and honestly I just feel repulsed at this point, scrolling past hordes of normie whores that are all the same copy pasted personalities and characters.
I once met someone truly perfect for me from this board and I don't think I could ever go back to considering normie women. What do bots, how do I find my robot soulmate?
>>35065428
>Is there a dating site suited for robots or channers?
There would be one woman per 100 guys. Or less. Only the robochads would get any interest.
>I once met someone truly perfect for me
Are you sure you're still a robot senpai?
reeeEEEEE...
>>35065428
Hi guys, George Noory here.
You . . .uh . . . people should try out my paranormaldate DOT COM!
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It's called grindr.