>5 page essay >due in six hours >haven't started

>>35065573
What's the essay supposed to be about

>>35065573
yer fucked m8

>>35065585
I have to pick a painting with deep personal meaning to me and give a critical analysis of it using in-depth explanations and principles of design

>>35065613
Just do the scream and talk about it started off shock culture.

>>35065613
Choose something avant garde, then you can say basically anything you want.

School doesn't matter at all. I got straight As, went to university on a full scholarship, got more straight As, got a degree that should have been useful.

now I have a shit job and I want to kill myself. no gf either ofc because I spent all my time when I should have been socializing stressing out about my education. all for nothing. do the essay if you want. or blow it off. it literally doesn't matter. in five years you won't even remember what the class was about.

>spend 1 hour a page
>spend the final hour editing
FLY YOU FOOL

>>35065613
Post a painting you like and i'll help you get started

>>35065573

you can do it Anon, i believe in you

original faith

>>35065613
Just take one of those modern art pictures with nothing on them, and leave a completely blank essay
A+ art faggotry

>>35065901
What did you study, and what do you work as now?
I've been meaning to fix my grades and get a further education since life isn't going anywhere anyways, but I don't know what to do, no interests

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>>35065901
I have a great job and a gf and I'm beyond depressed. Let's do it together yeah? You first though.

>>35065573
Is it an advanced class? If most of your classmates are stupid just start typing RIGHT NOW. Write drunk, edit sober.
>deep personal meaning to me
easy peasy m8 come on. get off r9k and tackle that shit.

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>5 sentence essay
>due in six weeks
>haven't started

>>35065573
>tfw have a 500-600 word essay that asks me to reflect on social media's impact on society and people's roles in the community
>tfw its due at 4:30 pm

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>>35065613
You OP, I did one last year but it was only three pages long. You'll have to add two pages.

>>35066180
>500 words
half an hour nigga come on

>>35066266
give me structure and I'll do it

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I know your pain OP, I once stayed up writing a 7 page essay in the library when with was due at noon the next day.
I only got 4 pages in and then my brain shut down on me.
The rest of the term I was unable to recover, my brain had just gone to so much shit.

Thank god the government pays for me to go to school since I'm black.
I can't imagine spending my own money to waste time.

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>panicking while writing an essay

>start typing in that overly verbose way that makes no sense to artificially pad the length

>>35066266
How is social media cancer?
I need at least 2 reasons.

>>35066282
I was going to but
>people's roles in the community
I don't know what this means. I had half a shitty thesis statement done for just social media.

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>>35066359
pic related
oregano malmo

>>35066355
>over dependence can lead to a rift in physical relationships
>the building and glorification of a persona that is public all the may lead to the chasing of an unrealistic ideal

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>essay due in the morning
>masturbating instead of writing it

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>>35066393
**all the time
my bad

>>35066387
>The proliferation of cell phones as a means of communication has made relationships connected at any and all times, meaning that our online presence may often take precedence over our physical human connections.

Then you can talk about how we've become desocialized n shieeeet.

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>>35066430
I know that feel all too well, I am unoriginal.

>>35066504
Bit retarded.

>>35066180
Talk about Social Media as the fetishization of distraction, as memes and other nice stories about peoples' lives being juxtaposed with serious political stories. Talk about the desensitization to information and news through the infinite feed.

Then talk about uh, like, relationships being fragmented and formed into consumption-ready items through the ready-made profiles of social media.

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once i wrote an entire 5 paragraph essay in 20 minutes before school. granted this was like 8th grade but you still gotta respect the hustle.

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>>35065613
>I have to pick a painting with deep personal meaning to me and give a critical analysis of it using in-depth explanations and principles of design
I am willing to help you OP

in any way I can