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Who else /night ruined/ here?

>Be bad at my mmo poison, wow. Rarely ever preforming at high average levels
>content most of the time to just do whatever, try enough to get my rotation and gear down
>get off a terrible raid last night. Everything I did was going wrong
>this leads into a discussion with a roomate (meta as fuck, top dps by hundred's of k)
>have the numbers thrown at me, get told in kinder words t hat I'm too bad to play one of the only things bringing in-game enjoyment to me
>spend the rest of the night inside my own head, alternating between depression and anger

I know I'm fucking bad. I know I;m too much of an idiot to improve on the dummy. Stop telling me shit you know I don't like to know.
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>>35069585
why don't you just get gud OP?
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Class and spec?
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>>35069827
Enhance shaman. I was a destro lock before legion. But the changes gutted the class and I've never been huge into demo or affliction.

I like enhance, it's fun and engaging. What I need to do is either actually find the ambition to improve, or drop out of this heroic guild I've got no love for and content myself with the small pond slash high latency that comes from connecting to moonguard from the oceanics

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What is up with more and more normies claiming to be nerds? Individuals that one never would guess was a nerd, nor actually apply the term to, giving the term to themselves for social points. Being a nerd should make you lose social points. This isnt supposed to be a fad. RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>someone that never liked you actually developed a fetish for you at some point

we're like the disney animals for furries
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>>35069578

nerd has become a trendie meme. real nerds are social outcasts.
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I'm a young successful corporatw wagecuck and yea my gf is qt amd i like to party or whatever but still i used to play magic and i love cod4 so i still think ima nerd.

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This captcha system is fucking stupid. First off do you need it on EVERY post really? And it literally fails you the first time 100% of the time even if you do it then the second time it passes even if you don't pick the shit. It's literally useless and a broken feature remove it NOw
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If you want the old captchas back, you can set the option.

If you want no captchas, you can buy a pass.

If you don't want to pay for a pass, nor complete any captchas and keep posting, it's not going to happen.
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>>35069641
Or leave this shit and live my life
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>>35069540
If you come here daily there's no excuse for not paying your shekels for a pass

>Keep this shithole alive
>No captcha

Good enough for me, I only worry what hiroshimoot is spending it on. Probably hookers.

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>a cute girl sat next to me at a uni lecture today even though there were free seats

feelsgood
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>>35069495
d-d-did she smell nice
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did you talk to her anon
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>>35069535
yes before the lecture

>>35069531
of course, It made me self conscious thought because I haven't showered in a week

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Why hasn't /R9K/ embraced polyandry?

Your best hope as robots to escape permanent virginity is to accept polyandry and own your role as the backup husband. You will likely be the emotional boyfriend and get to rub your woman's feet and shoulders and occasionally be involved in threesomes while being kept around to clean and do housework.

Society is already heading in this direction so robots need to stay ahead of the times.

Prove to me this isn't the best possible outcome for a robot.

Protip: you can't
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Fuck that. No compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon/permanent virginity. I'd rather be alone than be some bitchy whore's cuckboy. Whenever you give women choices, they always choose wrong.
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Wouldn't mind desu
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>>35069434

the west truly does deserve jihad

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Bogdanoff kid looks nothing like his dad
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>>35069411
Wait for the bogmilk to take effect.
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>>35069411
do they have different wives or do they just share her?
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>>35069411
It's obviously one of their designer babies retard.

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I'm starting to hate anime fans even though I like anime. Anyone else know this feel? They're just starting to get on my nerves a lot more.
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Yes. They ruined my favourite board.
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Yes and no. My best friend is a bit of a weeb. But he also criticizes anime, and doesn't obsess over slice of life moe shit. No real issue there, even though I stopped watching anime really ages ago. I took a look at the anime club at my college, and I'm pretty sure I'd want to kill all of them by the end of the day on the flipside.
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>>35069401
I hate fans in general. You can like something or even be completely obsessed without being a total faggot about it

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35069358

you fucking normalfag you're supposed to attach the picture of the woman laughing for this
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>>35069358
You sure do like to repost this thread alot. So pathetic
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>>35069358
>domiate gender

not only are you one sadistic piece of shit, but you also cannot spell

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Prostitutes in Seoul
This Hungarian broad is sucking dick on Seoul's craigslist, advertising her serivices there. Would robots put their dicks in that mouth?
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>>35069305

she must make a small fortune servicing all the korea chinks with their micropenises
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I'd do anything, she's so beautiful, unfortunately I am white and not a member of the asian master race that all women crave.

Visit reddit /r/asianmasculinity for more info.
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>>35069305
if i were going to go to seoul for a prostitute, i would ensure that its an average korean qt3.14

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What would the world look like if women were genocided and smart, alpha Chads cloned themselves for eternity.

Would it be a utopia?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc

No need to be somber brother
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>>35069254
Holy fucking shit, I had no idea that there was an MDE video about this.
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>>35069245
Everyone would be gay and fucking each other in their feces encrusted assholes. Everyone would have that "I just took a shit" smell from all the ass fucking.

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Imagine the numerous psychological problems a person would need to have to enjoy NTR
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>>35069068
Just say cucking you demented fucking weeb.
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>>35069068
NTR is probably the best and most romantic fetish though. The jealously involved implies two things:
>you love her enough that she can hurt you with it
>she likes the fact that you want her so much and is willing to hurt you to see the proof of your love for her, your intense pain being the proof

It's really the most patrician fetish desu. Also,
>enjoy
Things don't have to feel "good" for them to be appealing, fucking pleb.
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>>35069068
Tfw I came full circle from vanilla throught bdsm, rape, pissing, scat back to vanilla

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>tfw my mind finally broke and I masturbated to loli doujins
Is there any way back now?
Have I finally went off the edge?
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>>35068977
you haven't gone off the edge until you've delved into trap porn
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>loli porn
>off the edge
You're such a fucking normalfag, holy shit.
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>>35068977
>lolis
>off the edge

>>35068991
>traps
>off the edge

Got us a couple of normalfags, here.

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Why haven't you swallowed the trap pill yet?
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Too busy swallowing dick.
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But I am swallowing spironolactone + progynova! 3 months in!
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>>35068831

do it for daddy

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How do you manage going to the barber?
For me it's always a horrifying experience.
>Hair look like shit, people sometimes don't know if I'm a boy or girl
>too awkward and autistic to choose a nice haircut and tell the barber what I want
>end up with something that somehow looks even worse than before
>I can see it in the barbers eyes that even he thinks it looks like shit
>pretend to be satisfied
>hide in my room until hair are long as fuck again
>repeat

I'll be going today, I want it to end up different, what should I do?
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>>35068763
>hot girl barber
>hairline is on death row
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2 on the sides, low fade with a 0

Cut the hair on top but leave it long enough to comb over

Works for everyone
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>>35068763
im the same,i hate when they ask you 20 questions and you wind up lying and then you gotta remember the lie

fuck lol

also i always get short back and sides,but to avoid the ballache of it all i just shave my head now

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1. why do you love your mommy incestually?

2. what will be your perfect and dirty vacation with mom?
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I'm in a zone of "if she wasn't my mother I would desire her with all my heart". how do I get out of this zone? (either by going deeper or running out of it)

1. well... if I did desire my mother incestually... it would be because she's pretty and successful. she does everything right, we live well and can afford nice stuff solely because of her
plus, when she dresses right she looks kinda noble or something

2. perfect dirty vacation would be a winter vacation to some place where it snows and rains, to a comfy chateau. mostly having nice foods and drinks, doing stuff by a hearthfire and so on
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>>35068858
i tried to get out but i cant resist her.

dirtiest thing you wanna do with mommy?
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>>35068941
I haven't put much thought on that
it's possibly the same thing I'd do with whatever other female partner. I don't know, some intimate and comfortable stuff like cuddling and sucking on her breasts.

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